Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis riding his Vespa in Venice (7/19)

+ Christina Hendricks big boobs on set [Caught on Set]

+ Catherine Zeta-Jones has a nice rack [The Superficial]
+ Audrina Patridge is a sexy little bitch [Celebuzz]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks really good in a bikini [Guyism]
+ Some sexy lingerie pics [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hey there Maria Menounos [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Ellison dropping some fat cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Marisa Miller is really really pretty [moejackson]

+ Britney Spears farts a lot [Dlisted]
+ Fabio is actually pretty funny [The Blemish]
+ There's some hot chicks on Pretty Little Liars [CityRag]
+ I love when chicks make out [Double Viking]

*22 Zach Galifianakis pictures total in the gallery:

January Jones leaving The Staples Center in L.A. (5/2)

Paging vapid bitch, party of one. Vapid bitch, party of one, your table is ready. From Zach Galifianakis' interview with Shortlist:

Shortlist: Back to the sex appeal — January Jones recently told us that you were the most naturally funny man she’d ever met. Would you ever consider making a move? She likes funny men…

Zach: That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, "Come sit down." So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, "I think it’s time for you to leave now." So I say, "January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice," and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?

Zach better be careful. Because if my high school experience taught me anything, it's that when you're the below-average looking funny guy that makes fun of the hot popular blonde, she ends up going to prom while you sit at home full of self-hate, silently masturbating to your Michael McDonald CD. I mean, you know, I knew a guy who did that.

*10 January Jones pictures total in the gallery:

Matthew Perry arriving to Nobu in Malibu (8/23)

Matthew Perry (kids, ask your parents who he is) is slowly transforming into a bitter old man. Get off my lawn! From the National Enquirer:

Vince Vaughn and his 'Hangover' pal Zach Galifianakis had a blast over dinner on the patio at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont on July 30. The guys got so rowdy that an annoyed Matthew Perry, who was seated nearby with a friend, asked to move inside for some "peace and quiet." (Print Edition - 8/17)

Mathew didn't go inside to get some "peace and quiet" from the rowdy whippersnappers making noise, he went inside to watch Murder She Wrote. Besides, eating on the patio was probably causing his chamomile tea to get cold and his arthritis to flare up. If Mathew has decided to make his transformation into a senior citizen official, there's only one thing left for him to do: break his hip eat dinner before 5 PM vote.