Archive: Zach Braff

Mandy Moore took a few shots at her ex-boyfriend, Zach Braff, on her new album Wild Hope. The two dated for 18 months before breaking up in late 2006. According to a “music insider,” the song “Looking Forward to Looking Back” is aimed directly at Braff:

“There are references to his Hollywood Hills home in the song. We all assume it was about Zach, he was such a cheater.” Moore debuts her album at a private live performance at [New York City club] Stereo tonight. Reps for Braff did not return calls. (Source)

WTF? If you look like Zach Braff, you don’t cheat on girls. Girls cheat on you. It’s one of nature’s laws. Like gravity. Haven’t any of you taken a science class?

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Nothing like a sordid Hollywood love triangle to spice up the day:

Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson have reportedly hit a rough patch. The stars of “The O.C.” fell in love while working on the show, and it “looked like they were on their way to getting engaged just a little while back,” a source told Star, but “are going through a really difficult period right now.”

One reason, according to the insider, may be because of Bilson’s friendship with Zach Braff, her co-star from “The Last Kiss.” “Zach calls Rachel a lot and they talk on the phone like girlfriends,” says the insider. “But what really eats away at Adam is when Rachel starts talking about how mature Zach is. No guy appreciates his girlfriend comparing him to another guy.”

I can’t wait for the showdown between Zach and Adam. I’m picturing a fight with a lot of scratching, pulling of hair, and possibly an eye gouge or two—not unlike a fight you’d see by the old oak tree in 4th grade.

If I was drilling a chick as hot as Rachel Bilson and Zach started talking to her on the phone “like girlfriends,” I would take a fucking pipe to his head. And then I’d get his sister pregnant and shave my initials into his dog. Dude would know I meant business.

By the way, the last line of that article is totally untrue. My girlfriend use to compare me to Verne Troyer all the time. She said my penis was at least 14% bigger. I told you yesterday I was all man.

[WENN]