Ashley Tisdale and Zac Efron leaving Patty's restaurant in Burbank (11/2)
+ That is just a nip slip waiting to happen [
The Superficial]
+ Audrina has a really sexy stomach [
IDLYITW]
+
Hayden Panettiere clad in sexy leather [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Did Doug Reinhardt choke Paris Hilton? [
Wonderwall]
+
Mariah Carey and her fat tits tripped on Leno [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miss California can keep her boobs [
OK! Magazine]
+ Evan PETA would admit this is hilarious [
College Humor]
+ Olivia Wilde shows off the hotness [
Popoholic]
+ Of course these two freaks are best friends [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Guess who's tag-teaming the Oscars? [
Dlisted]
+ Upside down upskirt [
Double Viking]
+ Broadcaster Jim Nantz got fucked, divorce court style! [
Busted Coverage]
+ 10 actresses that got hotter with age [
Attuworld]
Megan Fox at Comic-Con 2009 in San Diego (7/24)
As
mentioned earlier, anyone who is anyone was at Comic-Con in San Diego this weekend, including Megan Fox. In an interview with
Access Hollywood about her new film
Jennifer's Body, Megan . . . well, um, you really have to read it:
"I think this is the perfect fan base," she said. "It’s a horror movie, it’s a comedy, there’s lots of blood, there’s lots of gore, there’s lot of lesbian kissing. There’s everything you could possibly hope for in one movie."
And while her character, a girl possessed by a demon is a literal man-eater, Megan said there’s one real-life guy she’d like to bite into.
"Zac Efron," she said. "I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake."
If you're Vanessa Hudgens and you have Megan Fox openly
trying to steal your boyfriend, how do you not respond to this? Vanessa really only has one move here -- she has to show that bitch Megan who really is the best hot oil wrestler in Hollywood. And maybe videotape it, ya' know, so we can have proof.
Zac Efron at the premiere of The Hangover held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (6/2)
Earlier this year, Megan Fox ditched her boyfriend Brian Austin Green and went solo to the Golden Globes. Luckily for her, Zac Efron was there to flirt with and Megan spent a good portion of the night
doing just that. Nothing came of it for months until today. According to
Celebuzz, Fox and Efron were spotted last night sharing an "intimate" dinner at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon:
A fellow diner revealed, "They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked."
Everything was seemingly going well on the couple's date until midway through the meal when a waiter noticed that Megan had spelled out "WHAT A FAG --->" in her risotto. OK I made that up. Humor me. It's the only way I'm gonna get to sleep tonight. Damn you Zac Efron, damn you to hell.
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens at LAX airport (5/22)
Vanessa Hudgens
mentioned last week that she's open to the idea of going nude in a film. Far from discouraging her, Vanessa's boyfriend Zac Efron actually wants her to shed her clothes. High five Zac! A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Zac believes it is a good way for her to get beyond the teeny-bopper stigma. He is making the leap to A-list actor and he wants Vanessa to go along with him ... He told a pal, if she has to bare more of her body, then she shouldn't be afraid of doing that."
Vanessa has a "teeny-bopper" image? I'm not sure
this picture (
link NSFW) and my right* hand would agree. Perhaps Zac is right though. Taking off her clothes might end up elevating Vanessa's career to the heights of other legendary A-listers such as
Jenna Jameson Meryl Streep,
Tera Patrick Katherine Hepburn, and
Tracy Lords Ingrid Bergman. Then again, doing a highly publicized nude scene on film could just end up having the same effect as Jessica Biel's did: a
straight to DVD release that gives me carpal tunnel.
*Also my left when I want to play "
the stranger"
Vanessa wants an open relationship Fed up with Zac Efron not proposing to her, Vanessa Hudgens supposedly wants to start dating other people. Two hours. It should take me about two hours to drive to L.A. and start stalking her. You were wondering that, right? Because I sure as hell was. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"When Vanessa heard about Zac’s plan to stay single for the next couple of decades she was shocked and shattered. She’d secretly hoped for an engagement ring within the next year or two!
"Zac’s totally upset — he doesn’t want Vanessa dating anyone else. Even though he’s not ready to commit himself to settling down at this stage of his young life, the thought of Vanessa in another man’s arms drives him crazy."
Of course the thought of Vanessa in another man's arms drives Zac crazy -- he wishes he could trade places with her. There's actually a good reason why Vanessa wants to date other men: she's tired of being the only one in their relationship not getting any dick. If Zac really wants Vanessa to remain committed to him, he's gonna have to start making some drastic changes to his sex life. The first: swallowing an Altoid after swallowing his boyfriend.
NOTE: Sorry for all the gay jokes but you'll never be able to convince me that a man with skin that soft and hair that manageable is straight . . . wow, that actually sounded pretty gay.
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron secretly engaged?
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens might be engaged. Zac supposedly proposed during their trip to Japan earlier this month so he could get Vanessa's mom off his back. Awww, how romantic. It's good to see people marry for the right reasons. An insider told the
National Enquirer:
Zac hasn't given Vanessa a ring yet, say sources -- but he's hoping the proposal will buy him some time with Vanessa's super-strict mom, Gina, who didn't approve of the sweethearts living together before they were married.
"Zac is releived to be out of the pressure cooker, because Vanessa's mom has been putting serious heat on him to make an honest woman out of her daughter," an insider told the Enquirer. "She is old-school and doesn't approve of Vanessa living with Zac without making some type of wedding promise."
Although Zac purchased a $2.3 million, two bedroom, modern architectural house on Woodrow Wilson Drive in the Hollywood Hills this past December, he spends most nights at Vanessa's six-bedroom, 5,200-square-foot Tuscan-style mansion in Studio City. (Print Edition - 3/2)
If Vanessa's mom really is "super-strict," I'm sure there's other things her daughter's done that she disapproves of more. Namely giving me masturbatory material for three straight weeks
back in early September '07 (
NSFW!). Also, who cares if Zac spends his nights over at Vanessa's 5,200-square-foot home? Most of the time he spends there is probably in her 100-square-foot closet.
[WENN]
Megan Fox and Zac Efron at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills (1/11)
WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?
After arriving at the Golden Globe Awards without fiancé Brian Austin Green, rising star Megan Fox shocked onlookers when she admitted, "He doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego... I don't think he cares."
In the Feb. 2 issue of Star, on sale now, we report that Brian's loss was Zac Efron's gain that night as Megan turned her attention toward the High School Musical hunk — even with his HSM costar/girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, by his side.
"The spark between Zac and Megan was obvious to anyone there," says the eyewitness, who watched the sparks fly between the sexy duo at a Globes afterparty at West Hollywood's Sunset Tower Hotel on Jan. 11. "There were times when they seemed lost in conversation together, while Vanessa stood by like a sulking little girl. Vanessa is lovely, but Megan is considered one of the hottest women on the planet." (Source)
I'd love to have heard the conversation these two were "lost in." I'm thinking it went something like this:
MEGAN: What type of foundation do you use?
ZAC: MAC, of course!
MEGAN: Oh, my, god! Me too! I love it. And your eyeliner. Is it --
ZAC: CoverGirl by L'Oreal? You know it. I love your jeans by the way. Can I try them on later?
MEGAN: Well, I'm a size zero so . . .
ZAC: Oh my god! Me too!
MEGAN: Awesome! We're going to be BFFs forever!
ZAC: And ever!!!
*SQUEALING*
Zac Efron topless!
Well this should finally put those nasty "Zac Efron is straight" rumors to bed. Now I know some of you will say that's not Zac. While I do admit his face is partially obscured, you know how I know it's him? BECAUSE HE'S KISSING A DUDE.
[Towleroad]
