Zac Efron

Zac Efron arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. (1/10)

For the past month or so, there's been a rumor that Demi Moore has become obsessed with Zac Efron. I don't know, maybe she figures a guy fresh out of high school won't burn her like her ex-husband Ashton. While not commenting on the rumors, Zac said earlier this week that he hopes she's doing well. OMG, he talked about her! -- Demi just bought ten more High School Musical posters. From the New York Post:

"Me and Rumer have been friends for a long time. I know Demi is going through her own personal stuff right now. I just wish her well. I hope she's doing OK," Efron told "Extra." He adds, "Rumer's doing great. I talked to her on the phone. It's got it ups and downs, but she's doing OK."

Efron's name has popped up multiple times in reports following Moore's hospitalization and subsequent announcement that she had "chosen to seek professional assistance" to help treat her "exhaustion" and cope with the "stresses in her life." Us Weekly reported that Moore had tagged along with Willis, Efron and several friends for a post-holidays trip to Turks and Caicos and that Efron and Moore were later seen talking at a party in Los Angeles. A source even told the magazine that Moore had been in pursuit of Efron, following her split from Ashton Kutcher after six years of marriage.

"She calls him and texts him a lot, but he's not interested at all," the source alleged.

"Zac isn't interested." Sure Zac, sure. You're not interested in what Demi Moore's vagina does for careers? Uh huh, right. Your tagline is still "starred in High School Musical." Laying the pipe to Demi Moore is more valuable than all "leaked" sex videos, DWI busts, and public meltdowns that have ever happened combined. Remember the Brat Pack? They were the IT clique until they got froggy and jumped out of Demi's snatchatorium. Bruce Willis was a wine cooler salesman, then he got the Die Hard franchise -- thank you Demi. Last and definitely least is Ashton Kutcher, who should've been sorting nails at Home Depot but he hooked up with with the King-maker right before the career tailspin could take hold. Zac, do yourself a favor and start raw dogging the old hag before the latest crop of Disney kids get their balls to drop.

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Zac Efron on the set of The Paper Boy in L.A. (1/28)

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Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet leaving Joan's on Third in West Hollywood (8/22)

Is Emma Roberts cheating on her boyfriend, Glee star Chord Overstreet, with Zac Efron? Sure, why not. And I bet her harpy of an aunt Julia made her do it. From In Touch Weekly:

Is Emma Roberts two-timing boyfriend Chord Overstreet with Zac Efron? Emma, 20, has been dating Glee star Chord since the summer, although they have been tight-lipped about their relationship status. But an eyewitness spotted Emma and High School Musical star Zac "full-on making out" at an after-hours party hosted by Lance Bass on October 30. "Zac and Emma both wound up at Lance’s party, and before the night was over, they were all over each other," the witness says. "They took each other's numbers and seemed into each other."

This story is obviously BS for one simple reason: Zac Efron wouldn't go to a party hosted by Lance Bass to hook up with a chick. He'd go to learn more about skin moisturizers or the proper technique for reverse cowboy. Besides, if Emma did cheat on him, Chord would probably be able to find someone else in no time. Presumably someone more like himself -- named Octave or Recital.

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Ashley Tisdale bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/2)

Happy Fourth of July! Celebslam will be back to a normal posting schedule tomorrow morning. In the meantime, enjoy 89 pictures (no, really) of the incredibly-boring Ashley Tisdale at her birthday party in Malibu on Saturday flirting with Vanessa Hudgens' ex-boyfriend Zac Efron. Ashley better hope Vanessa doesn't see these pics because she will cut a white bitch.

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Dammit Vanessa Hudgens is hot

There were rumors earlier this month that Zac Efron was regrowing his beard (i.e that he was back together with Vanessa Hudgens). And here are some more from the Chicago Sun Times:

Along with several Los Angeles area sightings of the young stars, Efron has just resurfaced in Wilmington, N.C., where his longtime girlfriend and “High School Musical” co-star is currently shooting the film “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.”

A BZ spy on the set says, “They are definitely back together. They are so cute and loving whenever they’re together. Zac is very much there just to support Vanessa, but you can really tell they are back on track.

“They obviously are trying to keep it low key, just to make sure things are going in the right direction.”

Vanessa Hudgens is definitely smokin', but if you were Zac Efron, would you settle down with just one chick? The guy literally has tons of hot ass thrown at him on a daily basis and he says "no" so that he can be with just one girl. That's why the gay rumors started. If I was that dude, I'd dress up like a sultan every morning, line up a gaggle of groupies, and pick out my own personal harem. Also, I wouldn't rock out to Coldplay in my car. That's why the gay rumors have persisted

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Vanessa Hudgens at LAX airport (12/5)

Zac Efron finally came to his senses and is back with Vanessa Hudgens. Queer. Wait, nevermind. Old habit. From the New York Post:

Zac Efron has reunited with his ex, Vanessa Hudgens. They split in December, and Efron was then linked to Rumer Willis. But he and Hudgens arrived together at the opening of Hollywood hot spot Eden on Friday night. Spies said Hudgens, in a tight black dress, and Efron "were inseparable all night, dancing, drinking vodka and canoodling."

Can you really blame Zac for going back to Vanessa after being with Rumer? She's hotter, sexier, and doesn't look like she could chew limestone. The reality is that if Rumer wants to settle down for the long haul, she's going to need to find someone that can appreciate a woman with such a powerful jaw . . . someone like Ellen DeGeneres or Samantha Ronson.

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Rumer Willis leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (12/19)

This isn't going to help the gay rumors about Zac Efron. Also not helping? His mesh shirt collection. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Though Zac Efron and Rumer Willis’ camps insist the two are “just friends,” spies at exclusive Parrot Island — down in the Turks & Caicos — claim the two are looking extremely cozy while vacationing at Rumer’s dad, Bruce Willis’, Caribbean getaway, along with most of the Willis clan.

What guy in his right mind would go from Vanessa Hudgens to Rumer Willis? That's like downgrading from a Ferrari to a bus pass. Of course some might say that Zac is only interested in Rumer because she sorta looks like a dude -- which is completely out of line. When most people think of Rumer Willis, the first thing that comes to their mind isn't 'man' -- it's 'mandible.'

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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron break up

Vanessa Hudgens is officially single. Her and boyfriend Zac "ewww a spider!" Efron broke up, according to TMZ:

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have called it quits ... TMZ has confirmed. The pair met on the set of "High School Musical" in 2005.  They've been together for more than 4 years. Zac and Vanessa were in Hawaii acting lovey dovey as recently as two weeks ago.

I can't believe Zac dumped Vanessa . . . wait a minute, this isn't about Vanessa and I hanging out the other night, is it? Since when is a blowjob considered cheating? I think I speak for all guys here in saying that Zac needs to lighten up.

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Vanessa Hudgens at the "Stand Up To Cancer" fundraiser held at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City (9/10)

Even though her legs look like this, Vanessa Hudgen's boyfriend Zac Efron doesn't think she's marriage material. Awww, the delicate little flower must be so crushed. Look Vanessa, if you need a place to stay for awhile to get your mind off Zac, my bed is a queen-size. From the National Enquirer:

Zac Efron's longtime sweetie Vanessa Hudgens was abruptly blindsided by "Huge" star Nikki Blonsky's vicious prediction that Zac will NEVER make her Mrs.Z! Blonsky, Zac's "Harispray" cast mate and best bud, was asked by TV host Wendy Williams if the couple might marry- and the audience gasped when she meowed: "NO!, Love you girl, but it ain't happening...It's the truth...I know him real well!"

Said a source: "Vanessa was stunned- she didn't know what had hit her. She immediately confronted Zac about Nikki's comments and asked, 'What have you said to her? What does she know that I don't? Tell me the truth!'" Incredibly, Zac's stonewalling -- simply refusing to discuss the matter. "It's put a real wedge in their relationship," said the source. "I wouldn't be surprised to hear that they've finally called it quits."

Vanessa shouldn't take this news so personally. Zac will never get married -- now that California's Prop 8 has passed. Besides, why would Zac settle down anytime soon? He's got more teenage poon being thrown in his face than in a Roman Polanski wet dream. If Vanessa really wants to be with Zac for the long haul, she just needs to give him what he's always wanted: space anal.

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Zac Efron is strong!

Earlier this week, Zac Efron posed with some fans in Madrid after the premiere of his film Charlie St. Cloud. And I don't want to assume anything, but tell me that's not the body posture of a man who knows he's about to have a threesome with three chicks who barely know English. He might as well have his dick out and scented candles lit. What? C'mon, I can't be the only one who lights scented candles for threesomes . . .

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