Heather Graham at a screening of At Any Price at the 2013 Tribeca Film Festival in New York (4/19)
Zac Efron tells the New York Post that he was nervous about filming a sex scene with Heather Graham in the upcoming At Any Price, and understandably so because Heather Graham is an ageless robot who looks the same today as she did in the '90s. Seriously, she's starting to freak me out a little.
"I've been a fan of Heather's and had a crush on her since I can remember," Efron sheepishly said at a Cinema Society and Bally-sponsored screening. "She's always been the epitome of that perfect girl. I wanted to get it right." Graham added, "Zac and [director Ramin Bahrani] were like, 'We've never done a sex scene before . . . We're kind of nervous.' I thought it was so funny. I was suddenly this expert."
Normally, this would be the part where I'd imply that Zac is gay, but no one is gonna buy that today. Heather Graham really is hot enough to cause performance anxiety in even the manliest of men like yours truly, so I couldn't begin to imagine what it did to Zac, the poster boy of America's metrosexuality movement. Look, Heather is so good-looking that, even though she's 43-years-old, I'm still posting stories about her even though she never melts down, gets arrested, or has a wardrobe malfunction. Without her tits and smile, she's basically paint drying.
Zac Efron nailed Cheryl Burke . . . and that's the face she made. Zac Efron, he's quite the ladies man. From In Touch Weekly:
Last call means nothing to Zac Efron and Cheryl Burke! A source tells In Touch that after a long evening of drinking -- and serious flirting on the dance floor -- at West Hollywood hotspot Bootsy Bellows, the sexy actor, 24, and Dancing With the Stars siren, 28, found a much cozier couch than the one provided in the VIP section for a late-night hookup. As soon as she saw the High School Musical stud, says the source, "she set her sights on him."
"They hooked up after partying all night together," the insider tells In Touch.
Although Cheryl's rep denies they left the hotspot together, a source confirms they met up later in the night.
Whoa, that's pretty weird. Why would Cheryl hook-up with one of her fanboys? That's not something a female celebrity does . . . oh shit! Sorry about that, Zac -- I totally forgot that you were a celebrity once. Wow, High School Musical was ages ago, wasn't it? I can honestly say that I haven't looked in on your career since I used to troll MySpace. I guess I won't beat up Cheryl now that I see she's giving you a mercy hump to recharge your career. This is cool, I feel like I'm at my own High School reunion, and I'm mocking the former cool guy who used to pick on me for collecting Sarah Weber's hair for my authentic Sarah Weber doll. With real hair!
If you have muscular distrophy or lupus or something and you couldn't find a handicapped spot in West Hollywood yesterday, you needed to look a little harder. Take Zac Efron, for example. He found one no problem. Maybe you should stop being so lazy.
Zac Efron drops a condom on the red carpet at the premiere of The Lorax at Universal Studios in Hollywood (2/19)
The premiere of a Dr. Seuss movie seems like a weird place to go cruising for pussy, but then again I'm not a maniacal sex addict like Zac Efron, willing to sacrifice anyone and anything for a fix.
Zac Efron arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. (1/10)
For the past month or so, there's been a rumor that Demi Moore has become obsessed with Zac Efron. I don't know, maybe she figures a guy fresh out of high school won't burn her like her ex-husband Ashton. While not commenting on the rumors, Zac said earlier this week that he hopes she's doing well. OMG, he talked about her! -- Demi just bought ten more High School Musical posters. From the New York Post:
"Me and Rumer have been friends for a long time. I know Demi is going through her own personal stuff right now. I just wish her well. I hope she's doing OK," Efron told "Extra." He adds, "Rumer's doing great. I talked to her on the phone. It's got it ups and downs, but she's doing OK."
Efron's name has popped up multiple times in reports following Moore's hospitalization and subsequent announcement that she had "chosen to seek professional assistance" to help treat her "exhaustion" and cope with the "stresses in her life." Us Weekly reported that Moore had tagged along with Willis, Efron and several friends for a post-holidays trip to Turks and Caicos and that Efron and Moore were later seen talking at a party in Los Angeles. A source even told the magazine that Moore had been in pursuit of Efron, following her split from Ashton Kutcher after six years of marriage.
"She calls him and texts him a lot, but he's not interested at all," the source alleged.
"Zac isn't interested." Sure Zac, sure. You're not interested in what Demi Moore's vagina does for careers? Uh huh, right. Your tagline is still "starred in High School Musical." Laying the pipe to Demi Moore is more valuable than all "leaked" sex videos, DWI busts, and public meltdowns that have ever happened combined. Remember the Brat Pack? They were the IT clique until they got froggy and jumped out of Demi's snatchatorium. Bruce Willis was a wine cooler salesman, then he got the Die Hard franchise -- thank you Demi. Last and definitely least is Ashton Kutcher, who should've been sorting nails at Home Depot but he hooked up with with the King-maker right before the career tailspin could take hold. Zac, do yourself a favor and start raw dogging the old hag before the latest crop of Disney kids get their balls to drop.
+ Maryna Linchuck was created to wear bikinis [Guyism]
+ The Kardashians are all topless [Celebuzz]
+ Marg Helgenberger upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lovely ladies of the Lingerie Football League playoffs [Busted Coverage]
+ Elizabeth is definitely the hot Olsen sister [Just Jared]
Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet leaving Joan's on Third in West Hollywood (8/22)
Is Emma Roberts cheating on her boyfriend, Glee star Chord Overstreet, with Zac Efron? Sure, why not. And I bet her harpy of an aunt Julia made her do it. From In Touch Weekly:
Is Emma Roberts two-timing boyfriend Chord Overstreet with Zac Efron? Emma, 20, has been dating Glee star Chord since the summer, although they have been tight-lipped about their relationship status. But an eyewitness spotted Emma and High School Musical star Zac "full-on making out" at an after-hours party hosted by Lance Bass on October 30. "Zac and Emma both wound up at Lance’s party, and before the night was over, they were all over each other," the witness says. "They took each other's numbers and seemed into each other."
This story is obviously BS for one simple reason: Zac Efron wouldn't go to a party hosted by Lance Bass to hook up with a chick. He'd go to learn more about skin moisturizers or the proper technique for reverse cowboy. Besides, if Emma did cheat on him, Chord would probably be able to find someone else in no time. Presumably someone more like himself -- named Octave or Recital.
Happy Fourth of July! Celebslam will be back to a normal posting schedule tomorrow morning. In the meantime, enjoy 89 pictures (no, really) of the incredibly-boring Ashley Tisdale at her birthday party in Malibu on Saturday flirting with Vanessa Hudgens' ex-boyfriend Zac Efron. Ashley better hope Vanessa doesn't see these pics because she will cut a white bitch.
There were rumors earlier this month that Zac Efron was regrowing his beard (i.e that he was back together with Vanessa Hudgens). And here are some more from the Chicago Sun Times:
Along with several Los Angeles area sightings of the young stars, Efron has just resurfaced in Wilmington, N.C., where his longtime girlfriend and “High School Musical” co-star is currently shooting the film “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.”
A BZ spy on the set says, “They are definitely back together. They are so cute and loving whenever they’re together. Zac is very much there just to support Vanessa, but you can really tell they are back on track.
“They obviously are trying to keep it low key, just to make sure things are going in the right direction.”
Vanessa Hudgens is definitely smokin', but if you were Zac Efron, would you settle down with just one chick? The guy literally has tons of hot ass thrown at him on a daily basis and he says "no" so that he can be with just one girl. That's why the gay rumors started. If I was that dude, I'd dress up like a sultan every morning, line up a gaggle of groupies, and pick out my own personal harem. Also, I wouldn't rock out to Coldplay in my car. That's why the gay rumors have persisted
*10 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:
Zac Efron finally came to his senses and is back with Vanessa Hudgens. Queer. Wait, nevermind. Old habit. From the New York Post:
Zac Efron has reunited with his ex, Vanessa Hudgens. They split in December, and Efron was then linked to Rumer Willis. But he and Hudgens arrived together at the opening of Hollywood hot spot Eden on Friday night. Spies said Hudgens, in a tight black dress, and Efron "were inseparable all night, dancing, drinking vodka and canoodling."
Can you really blame Zac for going back to Vanessa after being with Rumer? She's hotter, sexier, and doesn't look like she could chew limestone. The reality is that if Rumer wants to settle down for the long haul, she's going to need to find someone that can appreciate a woman with such a powerful jaw . . . someone like Ellen DeGeneres or Samantha Ronson.
*11 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:
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