Lindsay Lohan leaving Sam Ronson's house in the Hollywood Hills (5/6)
Some out-of-their-fucking-mind production company thought it'd be a great idea to hire Lindsay Lohan for a movie (reminder:
this is how drunk she was last week and
this is how high she was last night). From
E!:
Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.
Did you catch the key word in that article?
Indie. Indie means crap budget. In other words, Lindsay wasn't hired because of her talent. Lindsay was hired because she was the only actress that agree to be paid in Red Bull and oral.
The perfect faces
The folks over at Star magazine have WAY too much time on their hands. They decided to create"the perfect face" using celebrity features most often requested by the patients of Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Toby Mayer and Richard Fleming. Star writes:
What happens when you combine 007 Daniel Craig's baby blue eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose and Matt Damon's lips? Star decided to find out!As for the female morph, it's Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and — not surprisingly — Angelina Jolie's lips, "People want fullness, they want that pout," says Dr. Fleming. (Source)
I'm not even sure what that thing on the left is. It may be male, it may be female, I don't really want to risk my reputation with a guess. I do know if that thing has lunch money, it's getting stolen. As for the Mr.PotatoHeadesque creation on the right, we need to kill it before it reproduces.
