Woody Harrelson in Miami (4/6)
And by "free spirit" I mean "high as a motherfucker". That's Woody above skinny dipping off the dock of a Miami home yesterday. Which I don't recommend by the way. I was arrested last year for doing the same thing . . . though it was more "diving board" than "dock" and "local YMCA" than "beachfront mansion". But, still, I think you get my point. Mainly that I look great naked.
Woody Harrelson in Hawaii (2/3)
I need your help. I wanna start a rumor that Woody Harrelson killed a dog and ate its heart yesterday. I don't think Woody Harrelson actually killed a dog and ate its heart yesterday but it kinda looks he did. So email this story to all your friends and any time someone mentions Woody Harrelson casually drop the line "oh you mean the guy that killed a dog and ate its heart?" Woody's dropped just enough acid where I don't think people will question you. My motive behind starting this vicious rumor is purely sexual. Imagine how much ass the guy that started the Richard Gere gerbil rumors must get.
Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson in Miami (12/10)
Woody Harrelson is a recreational drug user? Well I never. In other non-shocking news, I just ate a muffin. It was delicious.
Woody Harrelson holding a joint
