Woody Allen

Woody Allen at a photocall for You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger at the Cannes Film Festival (5/15)

Oh wait, yes you will: Woody Allen (above doing his best impression of a 14-year-old trying to win a part in a Polanski film). I guess it's the unwritten code of perverts that they stick together. From the AP:

Woody Allen has restated his support for fellow filmmaker Roman Polanski, who is in house arrest in connection with a 33-year-old sex scandal. Allen said Polanski "was embarrassed by the whole thing," "has suffered" and "has paid his dues." He said Polanski is "an artist and is a nice person" who "did something wrong and he paid for it."

It was not clear whether Allen was aware of the new allegations when he made the remarks in an interview Saturday with France Info radio from the Cannes Film Festival. Allen had previously signed a petition calling for Polanski's release.

Allen's relationship with actress Mia Farrow ended in scandal and New York tabloid headlines in 1992, when she found out he was having an affair with her adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn, then 22. Allen married Previn in 1997.

Are we supposed to be surprised that one perverted filmmaker supports the actions of another perverted filmmaker? These two defending each other is natural . . . or as natural as it can be when one sodomizes a 13-year-old girl rendered unconscious by sedatives and the other ends up marrying the adopted child of his ex-girlfriend that he helped raise. Aristocrats!

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