Wladimir Klitschko

Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko at the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival in New York (4/24)

Leo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli weren't the only big celebrity break-up today. Hayden Panettiere dumped her boyfriend, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, too. I guess you can say Klitschko "lost the decision." Get it? Because he's a boxer, you see. From People:

"Even though we've decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends," says the Scream 4 actress, 21.

Klitschko, 35, the reigning IBF, IBO and WBO heavyweight world champion, cites the physical distance as a stumbling block for the couple.

"We had a great time together, but it's not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents," he says. "I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we'll keep our friendship even after the separation."

Panettiere adds that she looks forward to being able to "sit on a chair like a normal person again without using one of those inflatable donut cushions." Because, let's face it, even if Wladiir has a small cock, it's still probably roughly the size of a toddler's thigh.

*11 Hayden Panettiere pictures total in the gallery:

Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend Heavyweight Champion Wladimir Klitschko leaving Le Pain Quotidien in West Hollywood (6/21)

When Hayden and Wladimir go on vacation, do you think she has to buy her own plane ticket or is allowed to just sit on his lap? That'd be pretty cool if she didn't have to buy a ticket. That's $1,000 savings!

*21 pics total in the gallery:

*shudders*

As much as I wish it was, that picture's actually not from the annual "Take your Daughter to Work Day" at the local law firm. It's Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko leaving the Hollywood premiere of The Perfect Game Monday night. Creepy. Something is just not right about this relationship. Hayden should be dating one of the Jonas Brothers, not Ivan Drago from Rocky IV. I swear to god, if I find out Wladimir's been getting on his hands and knees so Hayden can play "Horsey," I'm calling the fucking cops.

The midget and her handler 

Hayden Panettiere was spotted with her boyfriend, heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, yesterday leaving Le Pain Quotidien in West Hollywood. These two have been dating 3 months and yet Hayden is still able to walk. Simply stunning. By my calculations, she should look like Christopher Reeve by now.

Maybe the weirdest couple ever

Looks like Hayden Panettiere and 9'6" boxer Wladimir Klitschko are still together. Originally seen together in Miami a few weeks ago, the two were spotted at the "Best of Musical Gala" in Hamburg, Germany on Saturday night. What can Wladimir possibly see in this midget? Without her heels on, Hayden barely comes up to his wai --- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Touché Wladimir, touché.

Hayden Panettiere bikini pics! (Miami - 12/31)

20-year-old Hayden Panettiere and 33-year-old current IBF, WBO, and IBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko. What in the hell? The two were seen together in Miami over the weekend kissing and flirting. For those of you keeping score at home, Hayden is a shade over 5' tall while Wladimir is 6'6". Clearly the two haven't had sex yet since Hayden's still able to walk. Either that or Wladimir has an extremely small penis. Again, Wladimir is 6'6" and could pull my spine out through my asshole. Guess what I would never say about his penis?