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Britney Spears is licensed to drive!

Britney Spears in Hollywood last night

As of Tuesday, Britney Spears is legally allowed to drive in the state of California. The washed-up pop star has been driving for years in the state without a valid license. DMV spokesman Mike Marando says:

"She has fulfilled her requirements for a California driver's license. Ms. Spears actually took and passed a written test in April. She was fingerprinted and photographed yesterday. She will be issued a formal license in the mail soon." (Source)

Wait a minute, Britney Spears passed a written test. Really? DMV computers can pick up crayon? Funyun stains don't mess up the scanners? I guess not. BTW, you just know that test is hanging on Britney's fridge. It's right below the photos of her two sons with their names printed in bold across the top "so I doesn't furgit!"

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