William Levy

William Levy leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (3/30)

Have Cock, Will Travel. I should really trademark that name for William Levy's inevitable reality show on E!. From In Touch Weekly:

To millions of women who tune in weekly to watch Dancing With the Stars, William Levy is the total package. But when he recently hooked up with LA-based aspiring actress Grace Roubidoux after meeting her at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills where she works as a hostess he made a request that would shock even his most ardent fans.

"We were talking and he started showing me videos of him having sex with other women on his phone," Grace, who often goes by the stage name Carolyn Hayver, exclusively reveals to In Touch. "He asked me if I was interested in doing the same. He tried to get me to do a sex tape."

According to Grace, when William, 31, couldn't convince the 25-year-old to play along with his kinky plan, the playboy laughed it off and wound up seducing her, in spite of the request. It was magical, shares Grace, who remembers the Cuban-born star as a "sensitive" and "affectionate" lover. "He's the epitome of a Casanova."

Geez, this twinkle-toed William Levy fella is a forward bastard, isn't he? He went right for the sex tape before putting in his order of fries. Like a gentleman, I go for the camera only after the roofie sets in. Does this mean that Willy has game? It sure looks like it. I can honestly say that I've never used "What do you think of this video of me cornholing a cheap waitress like yourself?" as an opener. Smooth, Levy. And classy. Of course, I'm going for hard targets like supermodels and soccer moms, not skanky coffee shop baristas. Thank God Levy's addiction is sex, not fame, or this story could have taken a real Kardashian twist. Luckily for us, there will be no urine postings today.

*10 William Levy pictures total in the gallery:

William Levy leaving Dancing with the Stars rehearsals in Hollywood (3/28)

William Levy, who was rumored to be banging J.Lo after her divorce and is starring on the current season of Dancing with the Stars, might even be hornier than Ashton Kutcher. From In Touch Weekly:

After weeks of cheering him on in the audience of Dancing with the Stars and accompanying him on dinner dates around Beverly Hills, it seems William Levy's baby mama, Elizabeth Gutierrez, is giving her ex another chance. But after reportedly cheating on his long-suffering girlfriend at least 40 times during their eight-year relationship, it looks like William has not-so-shockingly returned to his philandering ways.

Just as Elizabeth, 34, rebuilds her trust after a brief split, In Touch can exclusively reveal that the Cuban-born playboy, 31, is having a sultry affair with LA-based restaurant hostess and aspiring actress Grace Roubidoux. Though the 25-year-old denies any wrongdoing, "Grace and William hooked up last week," a friend of the Kate Mantilini greeter, who often goes by the stage name Carolyn Hayver, tells In Touch. "He told her to keep quiet about it, because he didn't want Elizabeth to find out."

What's a man supposed to do, huh? I'm sure Elizabeth Gutierrez is a lovely woman, especially considering how many times Big Willy strayed. In fact, there are those who would say she's a good girl for not being a quitter. How could she be? Elizabeth sees that towering mountain of manliness every day -- she knows women need a man's man like William inside them. William, I'm sure that every morning -- while you're applying the perfect amount of blush, dabbing on pink lipstick, and being oh so liberal with the body glitter -- the wife fully understands why ladies simply can't resist such a specimen -- especially once you have your ballerina slippers all laced up nice and pretty.

*11 William Levy pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 31 and Sunday, April 1

Selena Gomez at the 2012 Kids Choice Awards at the Galen Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Brooke Burke hosting a Vegas Magazine party at Gold Boutique nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Demi Lovato arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

William Levy leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving Whole Foods in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katrina Bowden hosting the "Seductive Soiree" at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving at a day spa in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katy Perry at the 2012 Kids Choice Awards at the Galen Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Leslie Bibb leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Minka Kelly and Ashlee Simpson at the launch of Marquee nightclub at Star Casino in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving Shampoo Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*138 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: