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Wow, I thought we were gonna make it through the entire month of June without a "Will Smith is a Scientologist" story. From Life & Style magazine (via Pop Crunch):

Life & Style spies claim Will was chatting up the unorthodox religion to anyone who would listen on the set of his new film, Hancock, opening July 4th.

"He gave out Scientology-like pamphlets at the end of the shoot," says biographer Andrew Morton, who published an unauthorized biography on Kooky Cruise last Winter.

"It's also been said that he and Jada are homeschooling their children in Scientology methods," Morton insists.

Will and Jada are also rumored to be financing the New Village Academy, a Scientology-associated school to open in Calabasas, California this Fall.

orton explains: "So between that, the pamphlets, the school in Calabasas, and his close friendship with Tom, it seems all the evidence leads one to conclude that he is a part of this organization."

Will Smith's association with Scientology should really help box office sales. Lord/Xenu knows it's helped Tom Cruise's last few films. Perhaps it's because this country still suffers from deep-seated intolerance that these days being associated with Scientology is worse for a actor's career than being associated with drugs (Robert Downey Jr.), sexual deviancy (R. Kelly) or murder (Rebecca Gayheart). Or maybe it's just because most* of us are sick of having celebrities cram their DICTUMS down our throats.

*Paris Hilton excluded of course

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Billboard for Will Smith's new movie being "erected" in London's Leicester Square (6/18)

It hasn't even been released in theaters yet and Tom Cruise already owns it on DVD.

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Will Smith is Scientologist

After his movie Hancock wrapped shooting last year, Will Smith gave each member of the crew a coupon good for a "free personality test" at any local Scientology center. Will's actions -- and his close friendship with noted Church of Scientology foot soldier Tom Cruise -- led many to believe that Will converted to the religion. Now comes a report from the National Enquirer that Will dropped a shitload money into opening up a new school in Calabasas, CA. Not surprisingly, TMZ did some digging and found that the school has some major Church of Scientology connections:

. . . the New Village Academy's website indicates that one of their models of learning is something called "Study Technology" -- a method created by none other than L. Ron Hubbard. The school also emphasizes the teaching of ethics and survival -- again, big topics in Scientology. (Source)

Will this guy just admit he's a Scientologist already? God knows there's enough evidence. Will reminds me a lot of my old neighbor -- the one that was all too fond of mesh outerwear. Guy just refused to admit he was gay. Even when I caught him wearing a Sex and the City backpack, he still wouldn't admit it. So finally one night I got him drunk and fucked him. I showed him. Fag.

[WENN]

"This guy's a Scientologist."

Sony tried to pressure MSNBC.com into killing a story they had posted about Will Smith being a Scientologist. Supposedly execs are worried that any negative press about Smith will hurt his Summer blockbuster Hancock. A source told Defamer:

"After word got out that Will was a secret Scientologist, reps from Sony [the studio behind Hancock] completely flipped out, and asked that the online exclusive be taken down immediately. After being refused, Sony forced Smith to speak out and release a denial statement."

The same source claims that Smith has secretly donated money to the church for years. After MSNBC posted the outing, Smith quickly issued a statement that denied he was a Scientologist -- something that didn't sit well with some in the church:

"After Smith's Scientologist friends saw the denial today, they got incredibly pissed and some asked him, 'you're still gonna donate money, right?'" (Source)

Have you seen the price of spaceship fuel lately? Not to mention those things only get like seven galaxies to the gallon. So you can understand why they'd be a little concerned about Will still making donations. You do not want to run out of fuel on the dark side of Saturn. There aren't any gas stations for like two light years.

PICS: Will Smith at the premiere of I Am Legend in New York (12/2007)

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Will Smith is a Scientologist

He hasn't admitted it yet but Will Smith is definitely a Scientologist. The actor just finished filming Hancock, a comedy that's due next summer. It's Hollywood tradition for actors and actresses to give "wrap presents" to crew at the end of filming. Will's choice? A card good for a "free personality test" at any local Scientology center. The New York Daily News says:

Never mind that such tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that- surprise!- Scientology can fix right up for you. For a fee, of course. (Source)

Did you know that when Tom Cruise first took this personality test the final result was: "None"? Regarding the world's most high tech religion, Smith told Access Hollywood last month:

"I was introduced to it by Tom [Cruise], and I'm a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism."

How again are the ideas of Scientology 98% like the ideas of the Bible? Show me which chapter of the Bible talks about space ships, aliens, and bad actors. It's not in the Old Testament, not in the New Testament . . . is there a Future Testament?

NOTE: I'd be completely offended by Will's comments if I wasn't too busy carving a pentagram into my palm.

PICS: Will Smith and Tom Cruise at the premiere of I Am Legend in New York (12/11/07)

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Will Smith at his hand and footprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (12/10)

In the upcoming issue of Tango Magazine, Jada Pinkett Smith reveals that she's OK with husband Will Smith wanting to bang Beyoncé Knowles--since she wants to do the same to Dwayne Johnson aka "The Rock."

"Will and I both have our little Hollywood crushes. For me, it used to be The Rock [wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne Douglas Johnson]. For Will, it was Salma Hayek and then Beyoncé for a while."

In fact, while some Hollywood spouses get nervous about being married to a sex symbol, Pinkett is so comfortable with her husband's hottie status that she says she wishes he'd do more on-screen smooching. "I wish Will would do more [love scenes]!," Jada shares, "People want to see that." (Source)

I know a lot of married couples have these cute little "celebrity exception" lists. You know what I'm talking about--the one celebrity it's OK for each other to have sex with. It's fun because the hookup is obviously never going to happen. But isn't it sorta different if your husband is famous and his crush is actually attainable--like in the case of Will Smith and Beyoncé. He has a legitimate shot of laying the wood to her if he tried hard enough. It's like me telling my wife my one celebrity exception is Jessica the stock girl from the grocery store. But honey, if you squint your eyes she kinda looks like Jessica Biel, she's practically famous!

Beyoncé Knowles--since she wants to do the same to Dwayne Johnson aka "The Rock."

"Will and I both have our little Hollywood crushes. For me, it used to be The Rock [wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne Douglas Johnson]. For Will, it was Salma Hayek and then Beyoncé for a while."

In fact, while some Hollywood spouses get nervous about being married to a sex symbol, Pinkett is so comfortable with her husband's hottie status that she says she wishes he'd do more on-screen smooching. "I wish Will would do more [love scenes]!," Jada shares, "People want to see that." (Source)

I know a lot of married couples have these cute little "celebrity exception" lists. You know what I'm talking about--the one celebrity it's OK for each other to have sex with. It's fun because the hookup is obviously never going to happen. But isn't it sorta different if your husband is famous and his crush is actually attainable--like in the case of Will Smith and Beyoncé. He has a legitimate shot of laying the wood to her if he tried hard enough. It's like me telling my wife my one celebrity exception is Jessica the stock girl from the grocery store. But honey, if you squint your eyes she kinda looks like Jessica Biel, she's practically famous!

Beyoncé Knowles--since she wants to do the same to Dwayne Johnson aka "The Rock."

"Will and I both have our little Hollywood crushes. For me, it used to be The Rock [wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne Douglas Johnson]. For Will, it was Salma Hayek and then Beyoncé for a while."

In fact, while some Hollywood spouses get nervous about being married to a sex symbol, Pinkett is so comfortable with her husband's hottie status that she says she wishes he'd do more on-screen smooching. "I wish Will would do more [love scenes]!," Jada shares, "People want to see that." (Source)

I know a lot of married couples have these cute little "celebrity exception" lists. You know what I'm talking about--the one celebrity it's OK for each other to have sex with. It's fun because the hookup is obviously never going to happen. But isn't it sorta different if your husband is famous and his crush is actually attainable--like in the case of Will Smith and Beyoncé. He has a legitimate shot of laying the wood to her if he tried hard enough. It's like me telling my wife my one celebrity exception is Jessica the stock girl from the grocery store. But honey, if you squint your eyes she kinda looks like Jessica Biel, she's practically famous!