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Ashley Dupre has been a bad girl

I don’t even know why this is news but it was in People so I’m running with it. The whore that brought down upstanding New York governor Eliot Spitzer enjoyed a relaxing spa day with her mother over the weekend. All together now: awwwwwwwwwwww. A source at the spa told People:

“I know she’s been under a lot of stress so I hope we relaxed her.” (Source)

This may be the first time in Ashley’s life she received a facial and wasn’t paid for it afterwards. ZING!