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If you have a penis you can go ahead and skip this story. Sex and the City: The Movie spoilers courtesy of the New York Post:

Mr. Big and Carrie definitely tie the knot - and it's no small-time affair. Cast and crew are shooting today from early morning until 9 p.m. at St. Patrick's Cathedral, where the wedding takes place. Carrie and her gal pals will be wearing jewels borrowed from H. Stern. Sarah Jessica Parker even gets a congrats written into the script: "Mazel Tov! I read it in Page Six," reports a woman who played a well-wisher during filming yesterday. (Source)

Sarah Jessica Parker is like 60, right? I thought once women hit that age wealthy guys traded them in for a younger model? I mean, c'mon, it's as American as apple pie and Imperialism. On a completely unrelated side note, how many times a day do you think Matthew Broderick contemplates suicide?

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