Whitney Port at the Xtra Life Lycra 2010 fashion show in Miami (7/18)
MTV's Whitney Port is not that famous. And that point was reinforced in L.A. last weekend outside Winston's Bar by a bouncer -- no,
hero -- who wouldn't let her in. From the
New York Post:
Maybe he's spent too much time in "The City." Whitney Port and four gussied-up girlfriends spent more than 30 minutes battling to get into hot club Winston's in LA last weekend. A witness said, "The doorman clearly hadn't seen 'The Hills' or 'The City' and was not impressed by her. Port seemed more embarrassed every time another group of girls were let in before her." She eventually got through when someone recognized her and pointed her out to the doorman.
Even more embarrassing than Whitney Port having to wait in line more than 30 minutes? That I'm actually writing about Whitney Port. The bouncer probably did recognize Whitney, but just didn't want to let her in because then he'd be admitting that he knew who she was. Basically, Whitney's a lot like herpes: You know them when you see them, but you just don't want to admit it to yourself.
Whitney Port nip slip! I don't know how I missed this last week (hint: alcohol), but Whitney Port flashed a bit of nip last Thursday while filming a scene for
The City at Central Park in New York. Yeah, you read that correctly. Some chick sitting around a park in her bra is what now passes for television. This is why the terrorists hate us. I don't mean in general, I mean specifically, our lack of quality prime-time programming. I mean, fuck, we used to have
Baywatch. You try cutting the head off an infidel when Pam Anderson's tits are bouncing around on your TV.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Whitney Port's nipple, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Whitney Port in Miami (7/20)
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Maria Menounos has some nice lemons [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Naomi Watts in a bikini [
The Superficial]
+
Victoria Silvstedt's ass in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jaslene Gonzalez has a nice ass [
Heyman Hustle]
+ Your Jessica Alba/Marisa Miller smoking hot pic of the week [
College Humor]
+ Olivia Munn is a sexy pin-up girl [
Popoholic]
+ Pete Wentz wants another baby [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Fun With Hair: A Gallery [
Holy Taco]
+ Britney might get control of her life back [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Maddox is gonna be such a pimp [
Dlisted]
+ Big. Boobs. [
Double Viking]
+ Marise Elise is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Michael Jordan laughs at inflatable penis [
Busted Coverage]
+ Lady Gaga is annoying as fuck [
Attuworld]
Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 7/19)
Here's some Whitney Port bikini pics I meant to post yesterday but got distracted by a tree in my backyard that's ten times more interesting than her. I like the look of that chick in the blue bikini in the background. "I see paparazzi but I don't see anyone even remotely famous. Maybe that gawky chick in the dumb sunglasses is blocking them. Move!"
Whitney Port at LAX (1/28)
MTV reality star Whitney Port was pulled aside and searched this morning at LAX. Don't worry, no guns, bombs, or knives were found. I think it'd be fun to guess what else wasn't found on Whitney. I'll go first: talent.
Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 1/12)
I was gonna post these Whitney Port (MTV's
The City) pics yesterday but decided to do my laundry instead. Laundry > Whitney Port. I think that nicely sums up how little I care about this woman.
Bauer-Griffin
OK I promise you this is the final post of the week featuring one of those bitches from The Hills. It's just that I was blindsided yesterday by a cache of about 75 bikini pics of Lauren, Audrina, and this chick. I think--no, I hope--she's one of the boom mike operators. She reminds me of a semi-retarded Katherine Heigl, only more retarded.
NOTE: That last sentence was pulled directly from my wedding vows. Love ya' honey!
