
Whitney Port at LAX (1/28)
MTV reality star Whitney Port was pulled aside and searched this morning at LAX. Don't worry, no guns, bombs, or knives were found. I think it'd be fun to guess what else wasn't found on Whitney. I'll go first: talent.

Bauer-Griffin
OK I promise you this is the final post of the week featuring one of those bitches from The Hills. It's just that I was blindsided yesterday by a cache of about 75 bikini pics of Lauren, Audrina, and this chick. I think--no, I hope--she's one of the boom mike operators. She reminds me of a semi-retarded Katherine Heigl, only more retarded.
NOTE: That last sentence was pulled directly from my wedding vows. Love ya' honey!