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Whitney Port at LAX (1/28)

MTV reality star Whitney Port was pulled aside and searched this morning at LAX. Don't worry, no guns, bombs, or knives were found. I think it'd be fun to guess what else wasn't found on Whitney. I'll go first: talent.


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Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 1/12)

I was gonna post these Whitney Port (MTV's The City) pics yesterday but decided to do my laundry instead. Laundry > Whitney Port. I think that nicely sums up how little I care about this woman.

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Whitney from The Hills in a bikini

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OK I promise you this is the final post of the week featuring one of those bitches from The Hills. It's just that I was blindsided yesterday by a cache of about 75 bikini pics of Lauren, Audrina, and this chick. I think--no, I hope--she's one of the boom mike operators. She reminds me of a semi-retarded Katherine Heigl, only more retarded.

NOTE: That last sentence was pulled directly from my wedding vows. Love ya' honey!