Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 6/23)
I don't even know why I'm still posting pictures of this chick, but here's former
The Hills' star Whitney Port in Miami over the weekend. Let's play a fun game and name all the things in this picture more interesting than Whitney. I'll go first:
1. Seaweed
*35 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port in Miami (1/22)
Former
The Hills and
The City star Whitney Port was lounging poolside in Miami on Sunday, and as she was adjusting her bikini top, it fell off, exposing her nipples to the world. And there you have it: the most exciting thing that's ever happened in the life of Whitney Port. Let us never mention her again.
NOTE: To see the uncensored
Whitney Port pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and
then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the
image.
*43 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 7/19)
Since I just don't have the heart to write about Lindsay Lohan's court appearance this morning (
see here), here's some pics of Whitney Port in South Beach earlier this week. And no, I don't know what exactly she does for a living to afford all these vacations (see
here,
here,
here, and
here). I know she used to have a reality show, but that got canceled. Unless she says otherwise, let's just assume that she's into some highly illegal shit like dog fighting and human trafficking. Boooooo Whitney! You're a terrible person!
*10 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 7/17)
If you go to the beach in a bikini, and no one cares, were you still there? That's the philosophical question many are asking about Whitney Port's trip to South Beach on Sunday. These pictures have to be sheer luck, right? I'm assuming the photographer was taking pictures of the ocean and only noticed later that that one chick from that one MTV show was in a few of the shots. Because if not, that means someone was actually taking pictures of Whitney Port on purpose, and dammit, I don't want to live in that kind of world.
*34 Whitney Port bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port is boring If you love average chicks with no tits, then boy have I got a treat for you! That's Whitney Port hosting a party at TAO Beach in Las Vegas on Saturday. And, uh, that's pretty much it. When asked by a local reporter how she was enjoying the day, Whitney exclaimed, "AHHHH, IT'S THE SUN! I must retreat to the safety of inside IMMEDIATELY!"
*21 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port and her boyfriend in Waikiki last October
How many people in New York even know who the hell Whitney Port is? 1%?
Maybe. I doubt it's even that high. From the
New York Post:
Even though "The City" has been canceled, Whitney Port is still terrified about the paparazzi catching her at her worst. Port was overheard admitting to TV personality Kathryn Eisman that she's careful not to leave the house in sweats because she hates seeing unflattering photos of herself in the press.
Don't worry Whitney, you're not famous enough anymore to have the paparazzi constantly following you around. The only time the press cares about a celeb after their show's been canceled is if their last name is Sheen. Besides, seeing a hot chick walk around in sweats can be a total turn on . . . when they're mine.
*21 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:
The 2010 American Music Awards: Just the Attractive People Here's a ton of pics from last night's American Music Awards -- just the attractive people of course. The big winner of the night was Justin Bieber, who took home awards for Artist of the Year, Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist, Breakthrough Artist, and Favorite Pop/Rock Album. It's about damn time that kid got some recognition. He's put in literally months of hard work.
Gallery feature 199 pictures so click around:
*199 2010 American Music Awards pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port in Waikiki, Hawaii (10/17)
+ Katy Perry is one hot feline [
IDLYITW]
+ Claudia Schiffer is not dead (
site NSFW) [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ Meet Prince Harry's new piece [
PopEater]
+ Whitney Port: Now with cameltoe! (
site NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dammit this guy is awesome [
Celebuzz]
+ Holy shit that license plate is awesome [
College Humor]
+ Hayden Panettiere speaks [
Socialite Life]
+ Where have these boobs been my whole life? [
Double Viking]
+ That one chick is filing for divorce [
I'm Not Obsessed]
LIST OF THE DAY:
8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers*28 Whitney Port bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port bikini pictures! Like
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Whitney Port also took advantage of Marriott's free vacation and was in Hawaii this weekend. You may recognize Whitney Port as the delightful "Whitney Port" on
The City, which was a spin-off of
The Hills, which was a spin-off of
Laguna Beach, which was a reality spin-off of
The O.C., which was a spin-off of
Beverly Hills, 90210. Dammit, I can't believe I'm a 29-year-old man and I know all that. Kill self?
*35 Whitney Port bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port in Miami (3/10)
+ Ashley Olsen looks like she's going bald [
Just Jared]
+
Joe Montana's sons trying to get some ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Conan O'Brien is going on tour [
PopEater]
+ Kristen Stewart wears a way-too-short skirt on Leno [
Popoholic]
+ Girls Aloud Nicolas Roberts upskirt pic [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Give this shit a rest already [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Gabrielle Union needs more roles [
Holy Taco]
+ His cause of death was drugs you idiot [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ What's the rudest thing that's happened to you? [
So Rude]
LIST OF THE DAY:
5 male actors looked over by the Academy for too damn long
Eva Longoria had a wardrobe malfunction
Rachel Bilson needs more sunscreen
The past four days of Jessica Alba's vacation in St. Barts, a journey in pictures
So Hayden Panettiere definitely has implants
Kate Beckinsale did the Jessica Alba pose
Justin Bieber made $6,200/hour last year
That kid from One Direction has good taste in women
In beautiful people news . . .
Would You Rather...? Spend one night with:
