Taylor Swift shopping in New York (4/5)
While shopping in New York late last week, Taylor Swift had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction when her shirt popped open and you could see her bra. I know what you're thinking: "So, it's just a bra." True, but Taylor Swift is about as white bread as celebrities come. Seeing her bra is a big deal. It's pretty much like any other celebrity showing full on labia.
*15 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:
Wardrobe Malfunctions, a gallery
This is the first time in the history of Celebslam that I've done a Wardrobe Malfunctions gallery where Paris Hilton wasn't the headline pic. I wish I could say I was joking, but I'm not. It was an incredible streak while it lasted. Paris was basically the Cal Ripken Jr. of whores. She should truly be proud. Or, you know, not.
NOTE: To see the uncensored wardrobe malfunction pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*30 wardrobe malfunctions pictures total in the gallery:
Salma Hayek's ass flash
While filming her new movie How to Make Love Like an Englishman in Malibu yesterday, Salma Hayek suffered a little wardrobe malfunction when the wind blew her skirt up, exposing her ass. Look, I know it's gonna be awkward because there's a dork standing next to her in a floppy hat and you can see the camera and all the rest of the crew, but they gotta find a way to keep this in the movie. Change the whole damn script if you have to. And the title? Tell me you wouldn't go see That Movie Where Salma Hayek Flashes Her Ass? Fucking box office gold.
*25 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:
Nicki Minaj had a wardrobe malfunction
Rare that a celebrity will instagram her own wardrobe malfunction, but that's what Nicki Minaj did yesterday with these pictures of her backstage at The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Though you can hardly call it a wardrobe malfunction when your boobs are the size of cantaloupes and you're wearing a jacket from Gap Kids with no bra. Maybe Ellen told her that was the dress code. Pervert.
*10 Nicki Minaj pictures total in the gallery:
Tina Fey had a little wardrobe malfunction
While accepting the award for Best Writing in a Comedy Series at the Emmys last night, Tina Fey had a little wardrobe malfunction and flashed her nipple to millions of viewers. See, this -- this is why the terrorists hate us . . . Louie had way better writing than 30 Rock.
*15 Tina Fey wardrobe malfunction pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Hudgens had a minor wardrobe malfunction
While on her way to the Rolling Stones concert at the Staples Center in L.A. on Friday night, Vanessa Hudgens had a minor wardrobe malfunction after her hippie dress that she no doubt bought at Coachella slipped down to reveal her blue panties. Meh, no biggy. At least she's wearing underwear. Paris Hilton doesn't even own any. She once tried to fit a pair of panties over her head at Victoria's Secret because she thought it was a European neck warmer. "Omigosh, I saw these in Gstaad!"
*20 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara filming Modern Family in L.A. (8/7)
Sofia Vergara had a "wardrobe malfunction" while filming Modern Family in L.A. today. After refusing to change out of her form-fitting clothing despite her character being pregnant, her shirt snaps and her boobs fall out, while her fake son Manny (Rico Rodriguez) looks on desperately trying avoid a very real erection. Look, if the writers are gonna make Sofia pregnant and give her a gross fake belly, they need to go all the way. I need to see tits the size of basketballs.
*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Bensimon in Miami (5/8)
Kelly Bensimon is famous for starring in seasons 2-4 of The Real Housewives of New York, and Tuesday she had a little wardrobe malfunction at the beach in Miami. Wow, these pics remind me a lot of Janet Jackson . . . in that as soon as I saw them, I immediately turned away from my screen in horror.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kelly Bensimon wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*22 Kelly Bensimon pictures total in the gallery:
Did J.Lo have a nip slip?
While J.Lo and Cameron Diaz were presenting the award for "Best Achievement in Make Up" at the Oscars last night, Twitter blew up with reports that Lopez had suffered a little wardrobe malfunction. Not true, says her stylist Mariel Haenn:
"The dress fit perfectly to her every inch. There were cups built in and there's no chance that there were any, how do you say? 'slips.'"The fact that this nip-slip-that-never-happened is actually making the news shows just how boring the Oscars were last night. And the fact that Cameron Diaz presented the award for "Best Achievement in Make Up" shows that someone at the Academy has a sense of humor. 7.3% of Cameron's weight is actually make up. True story.
*20 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:
Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions
For those of you keeping track at home, this is the third "Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions" post I've done (the other two are here and here) and all three have featured Paris Hilton as the headline pic. Coincidence? Of course not. Did you know that Paris only owns one pair of bra and panties and that they were actually given to her as a gift when she was 15? True story. I couldn't possibly make that up.
As always, gallery features a shitload of pics (20) -- so click around.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunction Pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*20 celebrity wardrobe malfunctions pictures total in the gallery: