Vladislav Doronin

Vlad Doronin and Naomi Campbell in Miami last October

Turns out the woman living at Naomi Campbell's boyfriend Vlad Doronin's house in London isn't actually the maid. It's his wife. Oops. From the New York Post:

Friends of Russian tycoon Vlad Doronin are surprised Naomi Campbell is still hanging on to him. Whenever he's in London, he lives with his wife, Katya, and his teenage daughter. And the couple, who have an open marriage, have no immediate plans to divorce. Vlad supposedly bought Naomi a penthouse in Rio last year for $18 million, and she gets to fly private with him everywhere. But why put in so much time with a married man?

"Why put in so much time with a married man?" Because he's a Russian billionaire who bought you a $18 million penthouse in Rio. Do I really have to spell it out? Of course we all know who the real victims are in this story: the kids Tiger Woods' mistresses. They were dating a married billionaire and all they got were bad press, frantic text messages, and the taste of other women's vaginas.