Violet Kowal in Malibu (5/7)
Last week
it was revealed that Mel Gibson cheated on his mistress
Oksana Grigorieva with 26-year-old Polish porn star Violet Kowal. After an exhaustive, three-day search on numerous amateur, big boobs, and MILF porn sites, I finally found some pictures of her. Of course Mel and his rep are denying Violet's claims, but I believe her 100%. Much like Abe Lincoln and Jesus, porn stars don't lie. They're much too busy bringing joy to this cruel cruel world to tell anything but the truth. Did you know that their hearts are actually made of sugar plums and butterflies? Doctors still haven't figured out how to explain it.
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Mel Gibson appearing on the Spanish TV program El Hormiguero (2/24)
Remember
Mel Gibson? He's the guy who
knocked up his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva last year, which came as quite a shock to his wife of almost 30 years, Robyn. Well he cheated again. Oh I know, right? I totally thought he was different this time. From the
National Enquirer:
Mel Gibson cheated on his pregnant mistress Oksana Grigorieva with a beautiful XXX-rated film producer - and the blonde hottie believes she caused the Mel and Oksana split! Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson.
"Mel's breakup with Oksana doesn't surprise me at all," Violet tells The ENQUIRER in a blockbuster exclusive interview. "Clearly, Mel can't commit to just one woman."
Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009. Mel's attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet's story is "an absurd fabrication" but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel.
"Mel's great in bed! It was the best sex I've ever had!"
How can we possibly believe a porn star when she says Mel's "the best sex I've ever had?" She's been poked and prodded so many times down there that she probably doesn't have any feeling left. "Are you in Mel?" . . . "Um, I'm already done." On a side note, after doing some in-depth research this morning into the online porn industry, I've come up with two observations: 1. Every woman acts like they're in ecstasy when having sex on film, and 2. Lotion is much smoother on the palm than butter.
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