Matthew Perry arriving to Nobu in Malibu (8/23)
Matthew Perry (kids, ask your parents who he is) is slowly transforming into a bitter old man. Get off my lawn! From the
National Enquirer:
Vince Vaughn and his 'Hangover' pal Zach Galifianakis had a blast over dinner on the patio at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont on July 30. The guys got so rowdy that an annoyed Matthew Perry, who was seated nearby with a friend, asked to move inside for some "peace and quiet." (Print Edition - 8/17)
Mathew didn't go inside to get some "peace and quiet" from the rowdy whippersnappers making noise, he went inside to watch
Murder She Wrote. Besides, eating on the patio was probably causing his chamomile tea to get cold and his arthritis to flare up. If Mathew has decided to make his transformation into a senior citizen official, there's only one thing left for him to do:
break his hip eat dinner before 5 PM vote.
Vince Vaughn hiking in L.A. (4/12)
Bauer-Griffin says:
Vince stays fit Vince Vaughn takes a stroll through Griffith Park on a very hot day in Los Angeles with a male friend and his dog. On their way out Vaughn gets distracted by a very fit woman on her way for a hike.
Stays fit? I'm confused. Don't you have to first reach the level of "fit" before you can "stay fit"? Unless that trail leads to Canada or Vince gives up his morning milkshake (or at least puts less bacon in it), he has a ways to go.
Even though Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston broke up months ago, they were still routinely getting it on--until recently that is. Vince started shooting his mouth off about the couple's breakup and Jen demanded her house key back. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports:
". . . mutual pals tipped her that he keeps blaming the bust-up on "her stardom." Totally burned, Jennifer told an insider: "I need a total break. Having Vince under my roof isn't healthy for my well-being." So after moving into her newly renovated Hollywood Hills home, Jennifer told him to bunk elsewhere during his LA trips – and send back her house key pronto! (Source)
What does Aniston mean having Vince Vaughn under her roof "isn't healthy for her well-being?" You mean it's NOT healthy to have an alcoholic, pot-bellied slob taking advantage of your hospitality? If that's true, then it's time for my grandma to move out! And can't Vince afford his own place at this point? I mean seriously, he's got to be pulling down big time residuals from hits like Fred Claus, Psycho, and Made right? Actually, he probably can't find the time to go house hunting what with his busy schedule of shotgunning beers and not trimming his nose hairs.
Bauer-Griffin
Vince Vaughn had a little trouble with a jet ski this weekend. The actor was catching a ride back to his boat after partying with buddy John Favreau at his beachfront home. Poor Vince. Ten years ago he would've never had trouble climbing aboard a jet ski floating in three feet of water. Of course ten years ago he would've had trouble eating an entire cake, which I'm assuming he did at some point prior to climbing on this jet ski. So I guess he's even.
Bauer-Griffin
More pics of Vince Vaughn almost drowning after the jump...
Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's split may not have been as amicable as their publicists wanted us all to believe. Last week, Jen wanted Vince to fly from London, where he's filming his new film Fred Claus, to Los Angeles so they could celebrate Thanksgiving together. However Vince decided to take a little trip to Budapest instead, forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband David Arquette. While in Budapest, Vince became "very friendly" with a 20-year-old American coed named Laura Mallory Lane, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas (pictured above). In an email to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters titled "I shacked with Vince Vaughn," Lane revealed:
[her and her group of friends] ventured back to Vaughn's hotel and Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink - which she did. "I did not feel pressured at all," Mallory wrote. "We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex, but it was just as good :)..."
C'mon Vince, if you're going to get a rim job from some college coed, at least make sure she's good looking (I'm making a assumption about the rim job but, really, what other thing is "just as good as sex"?). Looking at her pictures, I feel like I should give this Mallory girl a snappy name like "Homewrecker," throw a saddle on her, and enter her in the fifth race at Belmont Park. I mean, look at those gums! Is this chick a distant cousin of Hilary Duff's?
Check out Mallory's blog here
According to both of their reps, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have officially split up:
"After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship, but continue to be good friends today," reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani told People Magazine exclusively.
I'm calling shenanigans on them still being good friends. If that was true, she'd still be blowing him. Just look at what I do with all my friends every Sunday morning: 5 on 5 football at the park then BJs all around--you can set your clock to it. I know what you all are thinking but it's really not gay. There's no kissing, just encouragement.
