Vince Neil

Vince Neil is way richer than you think

I had no idea Vince Neil was this rich. God dammit the '80s were nuts. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Motley Crue star Vince Neil spares no expense when it comes to his pet dogs - the rocker purchased a private jet just to transport the pampered pooches.

In an interview with QMI Agency, he says, "Just because of them I had to buy a jet. I bought an airplane for the dogs because I have a home in San Francisco and Las Vegas and my (estranged) wife won't put them on the crate so I bought a jet to get my dogs back and forth. I would have to charter planes for the dogs all the time and it was getting so expensive that I realized it was cheaper to buy a plane than to keep chartering it."

Wouldn't it have just been easier -- and a lot cheaper -- for Vince to buy one set of dogs for each house? It's nice to know that while the rest of us are complaining about all the new baggage fees airlines are charging, Vince is chartering a jet for animals that eat their own shit -- which coincidentally, is exactly what they serve on Delta flights.

Airline food humor: You're damn right I went there.

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Vince Neil's mug shot

Here's Vince Neil's mug shot from his DUI arrest early this morning. That shirt is AWESOME. My grandma has had the same one covering her dining room window for 30 years.

Vince Neil arrest for DUI

Vince Neil got wasted at his Tres Rios Cantina in Las Vegas last night. But seriously man, it's cool, he's totally OK to drive. From TMZ:

TMZ has learned Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil  was arrested for suspicion of DUI this morning in Las Vegas. He is currently in custody in Clark County Jail, where his bail has been set at $2,000.

Wait a minute, I thought that was legal in Vegas? This doesn't make sense. If you're not allowed to drive after drinking half-a-bottle of tequila, how are you supposed to get rid of the hooker's body? That shallow grave out in the desert is not digging itself. And it's not like you can just call a cab. With the way fares have been rising lately, it's practically highway robbery.

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