Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics!

After spending all of last week in Miami, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted by paparazzi at Flamands Beach in St. Barts today (for those of you keeping score at home, she's now been on vacation for 12 years). That's her running away from a wave, above. It must not have money.

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Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! (Miami - 12/31)

Here's some more bikini pics from over the weekend, this time of Swedish [insert reason for fame here] Victoria Silvstedt. One time, 14 years ago, Victoria didn't use her tits to get something she wanted. True story!

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, December 29

Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Hilary Duff shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anthony Kiedis in St. Barts (pics start here)

Angela Simmons in Miami (pics start here)

Ryan Gosling leaving an MMA class in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian shopping at Diane Von Furstenberg in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck walking their dog in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

Owen Wilson at a playground in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Cory Monteith at a meet-and-greet for Glee fans at Westfield City Shopping Mall in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Colin Farrell leaving Cafe Java in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving West Elm in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (11/26)

Continuing her vacation that started roughly in 1997, Victoria Silvstedt tweeted a few bikini pics of herself in Miami earlier this week:

"Loving the view...what an amazing day...happy holidays evrybody"

Glad she threw in the part about the happy holidays. You don't want people getting the wrong idea about the picture you posted of yourself with your ass pushed out, you know, like it was for attention or something. Victoria's just full of holiday spirit. And possibly, cum.

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Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! (Porto Cervo - 8/23)

I know this may shock you, but for the 20th time this year, Victoria Silvstedt is on vacation. This time she's in Porto Cervo, Sardinia. That's her by the pool on Tuesday. Oh geez, I hope her boss doesn't see these pictures or she'll surely be fired! /sarcasm

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Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! (Antibes, France - 5/20)

Here's some pics of Victoria Silvstedt in France that I never got around to posting last Friday (thanks tequila!). Wow, it seems like Victoria is always on vacation. I wonder how she's able to get so much time off from work. She must have an amazing benefits package.

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Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! (St. Barts - 1/6)

Never got around to posting these last week, but here's Victoria Silvstedt and her boyfriend Maurice Dabbah in St. Barts last Thursday. I know this may shock and surprise you, but Maurice is worth millions of dollars. I know, right? It's so weird that Victoria falls in love with all these average-looking men and then finds out months later that they're actually millionaires. That never happens to me. She's so lucky!

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Victoria Silvstedt in St. Barts (12/25)

Not many people know this about Victoria Silvstedt, but she loves it when random strangers fondle her breasts. If you ever see her in public, you should definitely try it. Most likely your grope will be met with a friendly smile!

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Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! 

PICTURED: Victoria Silvstedt in Monaco today, using facial expressions to answer the question, "How do you afford all of these European vacations?" I keed, I keed. To be fair, Victoria does have some fantastic tits. I wonder what year they are? They look like 2008s . . .

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Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez (8/8)

+ Jessica Alba seduces a cop [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lindsay Lohan looks . . . hot? [Popoholic]
+ Bar Refaeli does the bikini thing [Just Jared]
+ Maria Sharapova upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ That is just sick [PopEater]

+ Justin Bieber in 30 years. Yikes. [2Leep]
+ Vanessa Hudgens has hard nips [moejackson]
+ Jennifer Lopez fired from Idol already [Cele|bitchy]
+ Dressed up or not, Sofia Vergara is hot [CityRag]

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