Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (3/10)
There's an epidemic of falling off vaginas sweeping Miami right now. But don't worry, Victoria Silvstedt is safe.
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Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! (Miami - 3/6)
I've posted so many Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics over the years, I feel like I've already said everything that could be said about her. So let's take this post a different direction with some mindblowing facts to amaze your friends with:
- There are more atoms in a single glass of water, than glasses of water in the ocean
- A blue whale's heart is size of Volkswagen Beetle and you can swim through some its arteries
- There are more public libraries in the U.S. than McDonald's
- Hippo milk is pink
- The owner of Segway, Inc died when he went over a cliff on a Segway
- Hugh Hefner is older than sliced bread
- China only has 1 timezone
- Coconuts kill more people than sharks every year
- There are more fake flamingos in the world than real flamingos
Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics! (St. Barts - 1/12)
Here's the weekly pictures of Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini. This time she's vacationing on the beautiful Caribbean island of St. Barts. This bitch travels so damn much, she must be unbeatable at geography trivia. "Founded as a 5th-century BC Greek colony settled by Phocaeans from Massilia, this town has long been an important trading center along the Mediterranean coast due to its naturally protected port" -- "ANTIBES! The answer is Antibes!"
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Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (12/28)
What, you thought I'd post a ton of bikini pics over the last few days, and not somehow include gold-digging professional vacationer Victoria Silvstedt? Of course she's in a bikini. That's the only kind of clothing she owns. Jury duty can get a bit awkward.
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Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (9/14)
Even though she normally spends most of her days lounging on a yacht in the South of France, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted in Miami over the weekend. I don't know, maybe she's having sugar daddy issues and has to spend a few weeks in Palm Beach because finances are tight. Heck, I bet she's even using coupons now.
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Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez (8/22)
What, you didn't think I'd go an entire week without posting pictures of Victoria Silvstedt on vacation in a bikini, did you? I'm beginning to think Victoria doesn't actually have a permanent residence. She's basically homeless, except she sleeps in five star hotels instead of alleys. Her collection of miniature shampoo bottles and free Bibles must be epic.
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Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez (7/7)
After lounging around the luxurious Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, Victoria Silvstedt has now moved on to her sugar daddy Maurice Dabbah's huge yacht off St. Tropez -- a yacht I'm sure he'll still welcome her on after she loses her looks in a few years. She has nothing to worry abou-LOL! I was almost able to type that without laughing.
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Victoria Silvstedt at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, France (7/1)
Victoria Silvstedt has been so busy and under so much stress lately that it's nice to see her relax like this at the Hotel du Cap in the South of France earlier this week. For example, a few weeks ago she wanted a sandwich for lunch and . . . she had to make it herself (!) because her Paraguayan chef Hector had a doctor's appointment. Selfish asshole. That lump in your testicle probably isn't even cancer.
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