Victoria Prince

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince

Britney Spears will not be supporting K-Fed's fifth kid, due sometime later this year. Man, what a bitch. Oh well, I guess there's always the State of California. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Spears reportedly rolled her eyes upon hearing ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince is pregnant — and has made it clear she will not be supporting K-Fed’s fifth child. Along with the two kids Spears and Federline share, the pop superstar also reportedly helps support the two children he fathered with Shar Jackson.

Sorry Britney, with all of the money you pay K-Fed in alimony, you absolutely will end up supporting his next kid. And the one after that . . . and the one after that . . . and the one after that . . . etc. Besides, are we really sure his girlfriend is pregnant? It looks like K-Fed is actually carrying the baby weight. Hell, are we even sure that's Kevin Federline? It looks a lot more like Kevin Smith.

*10 K-Fed and Victoria Prince pictures total in the gallery:

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline both attend son's Little League game

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline sorta hung out over the weekend. The two were both at their son Sean's Little League game in Calabasas -- Britney's on the left in the stands and Kevin's coaching on the right . . . yes he's wearing sandals with socks. Making things even more awkward was that Britney's current boyfriend Jason Trawick and Kevin's current girlfriend Victoria Prince were both there. Making things even more more awkward was that this was a total coincidence. Britney hangs out at this field every Sunday because she likes the nachos with chili on top -- she didn't even know her son was playing. "Can't wait to get summa that cheesy goodness in my tum-tum!"

*25 Kevin Federline and Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

K-Fed shopping for groceries in Chatsworth (7/26)

Remember all the pounds K-Fed lost on Celebrity Fit Club? Great news: He found them!

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince leaving the Ed Hardy store in Sydney, Australia (11/27)

"Sorry Jayden and Sean, daddy lost so much weight that he got fired from his job as Mall Santa. There will be no Christmas this year."

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Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince grocery shopping in L.A. (10/9)

Kevin Federline and his wonder penis haven't impregnated anything in nearly four years. According to the National Enquirer, that miraculous streak may be over (via PopCrunch):

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly . . . Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September.

Kevin already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.”

A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.”

Well there goes my theory about women not being able to get pregnant when they're unconscious. What, you didn't think Victoria was actually letting that fat bastard have sex with her willingly, did you? Awww, your naivete is so cute. Don't ever change.

NOTE: Is it wrong to change your kids' names years after their birth? If not, K-Fed needs to rename his kids "One," "Two," "Three," "Four", and the new one "Five," because that is the only way in hell he'll be able to remember all of their names.

Kevin Federline and his girlfriend Victoria Prince out and about in L.A. (9/25)

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (9/6)

Guess who Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy Scott "Can I Have Your Number" Disick is hanging out with? K-Fed. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!! From the New York Post:

Now that she's pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is making nice with her baby daddy, Scott Disick. The on-again couple joined Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, for dinner Wednesday at Gotham Steak in Miami Beach. "Kourtney and Scott looked really happy. He was spoon-feeding her," said an onlooker. But Disick hasn't totally changed his partying ways. After dinner, Kardashian went to bed while Disick and K-Fed hit nightclub LIV.

Scott's hanging out with K-Fed? That can only mean one thing for Kourtney: she'll soon become an expert on glitter cocoa butter writing alimony checks. Kourtney should realize that allowing her baby daddy to hang out with K-Fed is the worst thing she can do for the future of her unborn child -- followed closely by drinking, smoking, cage-fighting, gator wrasslin', and doing somersaults down a flight of stairs covered in coat hangers . . . or as the five are collectively known as: "Britney Spears' third trimester with Jayden."

Kevin Federline in Miami (8/29)

In this post, we list parts of K-Fed that aren't fat:

• ears

That's all I got.

Victoria Prince bikini pics! (Miami - 8/29)

Here's some bikini pics of K-Fed's girlfriend Victoria Prince yesterday in Miami (K-Fat pics posted earlier today here). There was a mix-up before Victoria and Kevin flew to Miami and her swimsuit accidentally got packed in his suitcase. It now smells like bacon. True story.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in Santa Monica in 2004

We've been hearing rumors for months that Britney Spears wanted to reconcile with ex-husband Kevin Federline. Now Star claims that the two are having sex again like rabbits:

"It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. "Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

But there's one rather tall issue standing in the way — Kevin's girlfriend, 5'10 ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, who actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly!

Victoria "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says a source.

And the award for "Most Disturbing Euphemism for Britney Spears' Vagina" goes to: "The Cookie Jar." Thanks Star! Honorable mention goes to "The Grand Grand Canyon" and "Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Pit of Death." Your trophies are in the mail.