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Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince grocery shopping in L.A. (10/9)

Kevin Federline and his wonder penis haven't impregnated anything in nearly four years. According to the National Enquirer, that miraculous streak may be over (via PopCrunch):

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly . . . Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September.

Kevin already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.”

A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.”

Well there goes my theory about women not being able to get pregnant when they're unconscious. What, you didn't think Victoria was actually letting that fat bastard have sex with her willingly, did you? Awww, your naivete is so cute. Don't ever change.

NOTE: Is it wrong to change your kids' names years after their birth? If not, K-Fed needs to rename his kids "One," "Two," "Three," "Four", and the new one "Five," because that is the only way in hell he'll be able to remember all of their names.

Kevin Federline and his girlfriend Victoria Prince out and about in L.A. (9/25)

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (9/6)

Guess who Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy Scott "Can I Have Your Number" Disick is hanging out with? K-Fed. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!! From the New York Post:

Now that she's pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is making nice with her baby daddy, Scott Disick. The on-again couple joined Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, for dinner Wednesday at Gotham Steak in Miami Beach. "Kourtney and Scott looked really happy. He was spoon-feeding her," said an onlooker. But Disick hasn't totally changed his partying ways. After dinner, Kardashian went to bed while Disick and K-Fed hit nightclub LIV.

Scott's hanging out with K-Fed? That can only mean one thing for Kourtney: she'll soon become an expert on glitter cocoa butter writing alimony checks. Kourtney should realize that allowing her baby daddy to hang out with K-Fed is the worst thing she can do for the future of her unborn child -- followed closely by drinking, smoking, cage-fighting, gator wrasslin', and doing somersaults down a flight of stairs covered in coat hangers . . . or as the five are collectively known as: "Britney Spears' third trimester with Jayden."

Kevin Federline in Miami (8/29)

In this post, we list parts of K-Fed that aren't fat:

• ears

That's all I got.

Victoria Prince bikini pics! (Miami - 8/29)

Here's some bikini pics of K-Fed's girlfriend Victoria Prince yesterday in Miami (K-Fat pics posted earlier today here). There was a mix-up before Victoria and Kevin flew to Miami and her swimsuit accidentally got packed in his suitcase. It now smells like bacon. True story.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in Santa Monica in 2004

We've been hearing rumors for months that Britney Spears wanted to reconcile with ex-husband Kevin Federline. Now Star claims that the two are having sex again like rabbits:

"It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. "Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

But there's one rather tall issue standing in the way — Kevin's girlfriend, 5'10 ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, who actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly!

Victoria "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says a source.

And the award for "Most Disturbing Euphemism for Britney Spears' Vagina" goes to: "The Cookie Jar." Thanks Star! Honorable mention goes to "The Grand Grand Canyon" and "Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Pit of Death." Your trophies are in the mail.

Victoria Prince and K-Fed outside PINZ Bowling Alley in Studio City (2/19)

Britney Spears is laying down the law on her new tour, banning K-Fed's girlfriend/surrogate mom to her kids, Victoria Prince. I guess you're allowed to make the rules when you're paying someone upwards of $10k/month just to travel with you. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Britney doesn’t want Victoria on tour -- period. She’s fooling the bill, and she wants to call the shots . . . Victoria has been playing full-time mom to the boys since she quit her job at FOX Sports in January. She’s even skipped volleyball practices and games to be with Kevin and the boys. Britney doesn’t want to see her boys reach out for Victoria." (Print Edition - 3/2)

Why is Britney so upset about K-Fed bringing his volleyball-player girlfriend along? If he does, it'll save Britney loads of time every night -- she won't have to spend hours scrubbing glitter and coco butter off of her kids . . . just sand and the stench of shame. Can you really blame K-Fed though for trying to get as much money out of Britney as possible? Having your wealthy ex pay for you and your younger new squeeze seems like a pretty kick-ass way to go through life . . . unless you're Nicole Brown Simpson.

Kevin Federline and his girlfriend Victoria Prince in Las Vegas (2/6)

I don't mean rare because he's in Vegas -- he's there every other weekend. I mean rare because he's not at a buffet. Just when you think you've seen everything from this guy . . .

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince at a bowling alley in L.A. (1/8)

Just kidding. They're getting into screaming matches on the phone. And it's all because of K-Fed's new girlfriend, Bitchass Bitch. Actually that's what Britney calls her. Her real name is Victoria Prince. From the Chicago Sun Times:

On Monday, a longtime Spears insider called this column to share tidbits from a nasty phone fight between the entertainer and K-Fed -- mostly focusing on Spears' obsession with Prince, especially when it comes to her children.

Calling the conversation a "total hysterical screaming match," the source claimed Spears told Federline in no uncertain terms she did not want "that [c-word] anywhere near my kids." The witness also reported that Federline apparently went into some detail -- on the other end of the phone line -- telling Spears, "You really don't have much say about that." That was a clear reminder the singer still has limited parental rights when it comes to her sons Sean Preston and Jaden James.

The good news: "Unlike in [other traumas in] the past, Britney didn't go take a pill or a drink, but went downstairs and did some yoga to calm down. ... I think that's a good sign she's growing up and dealing with Kevin's b.s.," added the source. (Source)

You know your life's a mess when the "good news" is that you didn't solve your problems by getting hopped up on drugs or comatose from alcohol. Why Britney is so upset over this chick's influence on her kids and not the hundreds of strippers K-Fed's been with is a mystery. Also a mystery: K-Fed's appeal . . . and the combination on my hot neighbor's underwear drawer.

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince leaving Casa Vega restaurant in Studio City (12/31)

K-Fed's new girlfriend Victoria Prince doesn't pay bills either! It's a match made in heaven! From TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn't pay rent for six months. We're told she struck a deal with her landlord to pay him back in installments, but she never made any of the payments.

Now, the landlord is suing Prince for $7500, but there's a catch -- nobody knows where to find her!  We're told her landlord tried to serve her where she works, but security wouldn't let the process server in. Try Vegas next? Calls to Prince were not returned. (Source)

This chick is absolutely perfect for K-Fed. She doesn't get pregnant, she doesn't take care of her responsibilities, and apparently she has no standards. Three things that would make her even better for Mr. Federline: 1. four pounds of glitter, 2. an affinity for single dollar bills, and 3. if she were "working her way through college."