Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in Santa Monica in 2004We've been
hearing rumors for months that Britney Spears wanted to reconcile with ex-husband Kevin Federline. Now
Star claims that the two are having sex again like rabbits:
"It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. "Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."
But there's one rather tall issue standing in the way — Kevin's girlfriend, 5'10 ex-volleyball star Victoria Prince, who actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly!
Victoria "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says a source.
And the award for "Most Disturbing Euphemism for Britney Spears' Vagina" goes to: "The Cookie Jar." Thanks
Star! Honorable mention goes to "The Grand Grand Canyon" and "Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Pit of Death." Your trophies are in the mail.
Victoria Prince and K-Fed outside PINZ Bowling Alley in Studio City (2/19)
Britney Spears is laying down the law on her new tour, banning K-Fed's
girlfriend/surrogate mom to her kids, Victoria Prince. I guess you're allowed to make the rules when you're paying someone
upwards of $10k/month just to travel with you. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Britney doesn’t want Victoria on tour -- period. She’s fooling the bill, and she wants to call the shots . . . Victoria has been playing full-time mom to the boys since she quit her
job at FOX Sports in January. She’s even skipped volleyball practices
and games to be with Kevin and the boys. Britney doesn’t want to see her boys reach out for Victoria." (Print Edition - 3/2)
Why is Britney so upset about K-Fed bringing his volleyball-player girlfriend along? If he does, it'll save Britney loads of time every night -- she won't have to spend hours scrubbing glitter and coco butter off of her kids . . . just sand and the stench of shame. Can you really blame K-Fed though for trying to get as much money out of Britney as possible? Having your wealthy ex pay for you and your younger new squeeze seems like a pretty kick-ass way to go through life . . . unless you're Nicole Brown Simpson.
K-Fed and Victoria Prince at a bowling alley in L.A. (12/5)
K-Fed done got him a fancy new girlfriend! From Flynet:
Kevin Federline and his new girlfriend, 5'10" volleyball star Victoria Prince, step out at a bowling alley in Los Angeles, CA. K-Fed and his new squeeze are on a bowling team called the Party Animals which is in 2nd place in their local league. This is K-Fed first official girlfriend since he split with ex Britney Spears last year.
K-Fed's dating a 5'10" volleyball player? If past performance is any indicator of future results (just ask your stockbroker!), in a couple of months this chick will have shrunk to 5' 2" and the only thing she'll be spiking is her newborn baby's formula. In a sense, K-Fed's dick is a lot like the Excalibur sword. Except he won't pull it out and when he's finished you won't be crowned queen . . but you will soon be crowning.
