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Victoria Beckham arriving to Wembley Stadium in London (6/10)

Victoria Beckham got a third boob job last month in L.A. -- but not the good kind. She got a reduction from a 34DD to a 34B. Bitch. A source told The Sun:
"Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - the big hair, big boobs, fake tan - and that she has moved on since those days. She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private."
After the surgery was over and her breasts were reduced from a DD to a B, Posh then swore off blowjobs in an attempt to make herself even more unattractive to her husband.

NOTE: Every time I hear about a woman getting a breast reduction, I feel like a part of my soul has been ripped out, raped, and set on fire. *sigh*

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Victoria Beckham leaving Claridge's Hotel in London (6/10)

Victoria Beckham put on a little show for the paparazzi while leaving her hotel in London this morning, showing off her razor-sharp nipple. Yikes, that thing looks dangerous. It's like hardened steel. Victoria's had so many breast surgeries over the years, I'm not entirely sure her nipples are made of skin anymore. They actually might be steel. Trying to fuck this chick must be like fighting Wolverine.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Victoria Beckham and her Hermès Birkin bag at Heathrow airport in London (5/14)

Victoria Beckham has a collection of Hermès Birkin handbags that are worth more than most average people (e.g. bloggers) make in a lifetime. Ha Ha Ha, losers. Oh wait, that's me. Dammit. From the Daily Mail:
It has just been revealed by an American financial website that Victoria has a collection of no fewer than 100 Hermes Birkin bags, worth a total of £1.5 million ($2.3 million).

The only variant between these extravagant possessions is colour, skin and size (the smallest Birkin costs around £2,500 [$4,000]). Oh, and the addition of a three-carat diamond in the silver 'Himalayan' version she owns, which is worth £80,000 ($125,000), and one of only three in the world.
$2.3 million worth of handbags? Only five more million and Victoria will have as much [emotional] baggage as the 2025 version of Britney Spears' kids! With that much disposable money, it wouldn't surprise me if Victoria heats her fireplace with stacks of $100s, wipes her ass with fifties, and keeps David's boyfriends quiet with bills adorning Woodrow Wilson.*

*look it up

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The Costume Institute Gala was sexy

Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night dressed like a complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):

Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson

Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.

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Top 10 Bad Hollywood Boob Jobs

by Dan the Celebman

Nothing makes shallow celebs happier than a stiff injection of saline solution. But just like with Kevin Costner's acting career, things sometimes go horribly wrong.

NOTE: Make sure you click through the gallery for individual comments under each picture.

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  • Thumbnail: 9. Jewel. Jewel’s musical career has been declining in recent years. A boob job can usually help fix a performer’s esteem at least for the foreseeable future. Unless that boob job leaves you with some bizarre wrinkles that look like your granny’s forehead when she is frowning as you try to explain to her what bukkake is.
  • Thumbnail: 8. Jenna Jameson. Well it’s no surprise to find Jenna on this list. Jenna’s boobs were once a 32DD and currently come in at a more petite 32C. At one point, her boobs looked like they were made from Play-Doh; You could definitely see Tommy Lee’s handprint there. And a bit of his arm (what do you mean that’s not his arm... oh... Wow!).
  • Thumbnail: 7. Paula Abdul. I think it was just wrong of Simon Cowell to put Paula in a microwave. That’s what he did you know. Look at her. She looks like a prune with all the juice sucked out of her. If she got bitten by a vampire she would just explode like a piñata full of dust. Her boobs look like she uses them to weigh vegetables by hooking a balance on nipple rings. Yuck.
  • Thumbnail: 6. Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox had such a bad boob job that “Vivicas” is now a term used to describe breasts that have hardened breast implants. Really, check the Urban Dictionary. Vivica played a hardened killer in Kill Bill Vol 1. No doubt she put her newfound skills to use by pounding the butcher who shoved an old pair of sandals in her chest cavity.
  • Thumbnail: 5. Donatella Versace. The horror, the horror. She’s making my eyes bleed, please, put me out of my misery.
  • Thumbnail: 4. Pamela Anderson. The queen of the boob job. There was a point when Pammy’s breasts were so large that astronauts could seem them from outer space (or rather the dust that collected on top of them). Her boobs have been chopped up so much that her nipples are practically falling off. Pammy is so plastic that when she dies it will take 1,000 years for her body to decompose.
  • Thumbnail: 3. Victoria Beckham. It was hard not to put Victoria in first place, her boobs are not just bad, they’re actually hilarious. Apparently she had them spaced like that deliberately to remind her of home, specifically, the English Channel. At some points, the English Channel is only 21 miles wide, just a bit slimmer than Overtanned Spice’s cleavage. Seriously, are they boobs or neoplastic benign tumors growing out from her armpits from frying her skin too much?
  • Thumbnail: 2. Tori Spelling. Tori is an evil genius. Bad boob job? Of course, but have you seen her face? We’re all too busy staring at her mammary glands to actually realize that Tori looks like that guy you keep seeing down at the market who has nice legs and boobs, but you are sure he is a guy because of his huge hands and chin (and moustache). And you worry because you keep getting a bit of a chubby when you see him/her. But you also secretly like it. You want the man/woman/beast don’t you? And Tori knows that
  • Thumbnail: 1. Tara Reid. Way to go Tara, not easy to push Tori into 2nd place. Remember Tara in “American Pie”? She was cute, sexy, and incredibly hot. Fast forward 10 years and tell me if you had a choice between Tara Reid and a meat grinder, which you’d take home to introduce to your parents? Tara’s boob job is so nasty that she was once used by NASA to scare away a potential alien invasion. The extra-terrestrials took one look at those Hellish mounds and beat a hasty retreat. She is an all-American hero.
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Victoria Beckham for Armani

Here's Victoria Beckham's latest ad for Armani. I love her pose. She's on her knees -- a classic sign of weakness and vulnerability, yet she's also wearing high heels -- a classic sign of strength and assertiveness. It's an interesting metaphor for the modern woman of today and her struggle to balance the issues of sexuality and power in a male-dominated world. I also love how you can almost see her boobies. Yay for boobies!


Victoria Beckham leaving Scott's restaurant in London (3/13)

+ Odette Yustman is very, very, very, very hot [Popholic]

+ Kim Kardashian's nice cleavage [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Katy Perry Cleavage Gets Classy in Esquire [Egotastic!]
+ I didn't think it was possible to ride a horse like that [Holy Taco]
+ I beat off to this picture 50+ times back in the day [College Humor]

+ Your latina lesbian fantasy of the week [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Those shoes are outrageous, even for Shauna Sand [Bastardly]
+ Stacy Keibler was definitely the hottest former celeb cheerleader [BettorFan]
+ Riot breaks out at America's Next Top Model auditions [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ A couple chick from 90210 in their bikinis [CityRag]
+ McConaughey's new son is pretty damn cute [A Socialite's Life]
+ What, exactly, does George Clooney taste like? [Yeeeah!]
+ Britney's new video for her controversial "FUCK ME" song [popbytes]

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Victoria Beckham commits fashion genocide

I don't know if it's the recession or what, but Posh Spice was seen at London's Heathrow Airport yesterday wearing the same outfit she wore in November of last year. Finally, a celebrity can relate to the feelings of shame and embarrassment that many average women experience when they're forced to wear their $7,000 Gucci dress twice in four months.

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The Beckham's have a pretty nice vacation home

David and Victoria Beckham's villa on the island of Koh Samui in Thailand

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Victoria Beckham and her three sons at the Colosseum in Rome (1/10)

+ Michelle Rodriguez still looks like a dude [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Ana Beatriz Barros is so freaking hot [Lossip]
+ Kate Hudson's Bikini Bum [Egotastic!]
+ Nicole Kidman has a cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ "Stripper Idol" sounds fun [The Daily Fix]

+ If movie posters were honest . . . [Holy Taco]
+ I love cameras and mirrors [Double Viking]
+ January Jones in a bikini [ICYDK]
+ Mega-hot babe gets wedgie from hell [Vidmax]

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