Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer outside Whisky Mist nightclub in London (10/6)

Ladies, that picture is your cue to get your "back massager" out of the closet. Go ahead, I'll wait.

NOTE: Is it gay that I really really really want to see Mini Me naked? Oh it is? Um, pretend you didn't hear that.

NOTE II: If someone starts a sentence with "Is it gay...?", it's always gay.

Ranae Shrider topless!

Remember Ranae Shrider? She was the co-star of the Mini-Me sex tape. Even more incredible, she admitted she was the co-star of the Mini-Me sex tape. Thanks to our good friends over at Geno's World, we now know what she looks like topless. Is it just me or does she looks way too normal? There has to be something wrong with her that we don't know about. Like, she has a blender instead of a vagina. Please tell me she has a blender instead of a vagina.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pic, click the image above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image. But don't let your boss see you.

Verne Troyer leaving Vendome nightclub in London (1/28)

If you flip me off one more time, I'm mailing you to Michael Jackson's house again. "Lemme get this straight . . . he's only 2'8" yet he can legally consent to super-naked-fun-time-bubble-bath-hour? Score!"