Archive: Vanessa Minnillo

Vanessa Minnillo has lofty goals

Is she high? Clearly, yes. At the Pink Party in Santa Monica earlier this month, the “actress” told In Touch Weekly:

“My goal is to be acting and winning an Oscar. I want to be an actress with an Oscar and babies . . . I would love to be just like [Julia Roberts]. She’s phenomenal!”

TRL host to cameo in Disaster Movie to Oscar winner. What a natural progression. While she’s at it, why not solve global warming, world hunger, and the mystery of why Nicole Kidman keeps getting work. Perhaps Vanessa should start with a goal that’s a little more attainable . . . like not being a total bitch and kicking me out of her apartment at 7 AM. I didn’t even have bus fare. I had to walk home in my underwear with those hickeys and scratch marks all over my back. It was so embarrassing.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Vanessa Minnillo at LAX Airport (8/28)

+ Miranda Kerr isn’t that hot [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica Simpson needs a wardrobe change [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Sarah Shahi is freaking hot [Bastardly]
+ Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Plastered [Egotastic!]
+ Emmy Rossum is leggy [Popoholic]
+ This guy is such a douche [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Now that is one fat pussy [Dlisted]
+ Old school Britney Spears sideboob + bonus hickey! [College Humor]
+ That chick Clooney dumped cheated on him [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Latin America has some smoking-hot TV hosts [Lossip]

+ Jennifer Love Hewitt still fat as ever [Yeeeah!]
+ Mariah Carey speaks in tongues [CityRag]
+ Best and worst celebrity beach bodies [popbytes]
+ American Idol dude owes $200k in back taxes [Gabby Babble]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Vanessa Minnillo outside the MTV TRL Studios in New York (8/26)

+ Heidi Montag’s new music video looks L-A-M-E [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Rihanna seems bored (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ali Larter Bikini Pictures Heroes Hotness [Egotastic!]
+ Realistic Hollywood sex scene — funny [College Humor]
+ BREAKING: Jenny McCarthy hearts ketchup [Bastardly]

+ Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton break up [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ The new American Idol family [Dlisted]
+ Blake Lively really loves tight jeans [Popoholic]
+ Britney Spears will not be appearing at the VMAs [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Ivanka Trump is definitely hotter [Double Viking]
+ Eva Mendes goes down . . . under [F-Listed]
+ Jets fans are hot [Busted Coverage]

[WENN, Pacific Coast News, INFDaily.com]

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Vanessa Minnillo leaving Ralphs supermarket in Studio City (7/14)

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Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey took yet another vacation over the weekend, this time to Puerto Rico to celebrate the relaunch of The El San Juan Hotel & Casino (Vanessa managed to keep her clothes on this time). By my count thats 172 vacations this year for the couple. I know that sounds impossible but I’m counting their trip to Tulsa as +160. The most inland riverport in the U.S., the Sunbelt Railroad Museum, the Woodland Hills Mall, and occasional tornadoes?!? That place has it all!!!

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Vanessa Minnillo at the Hollywood Style Awards on Sunday

The first pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex-filled Mexican vacation have surfaced. And I’m a little disappointed–not at the pics, but at Nick Lachey. Premarital sex Nick? I expected that out of Vanessa (she’s a whore) but not you. I don’t want to do this but you’ve forced my hand: I’m tearing down my 98 Degrees posters … except that one where you’re doing that thing with your eyes *so dreamy*

Looks like Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo forgot about a little thing called the paparazzi on their recent trip to Mexico. It’s almost as embarrassing as that time I went to my sister’s wedding and forgot her gift. And my pants.

NOTE: Pics are all from Life & Style magazine, hence the censoring. I’ll do my best to find the uncensored. In the mean time, here’s some Vanessa bikini pics to keep you tided over.

UPDATE (8/17/07): Found some!

Remember those pictures yesterday of Lindsay Lohan and a friend playing with kitchen knives? It turns out the friend was Vanessa Minnillo, Nick Lachey’s current girlfriend. While many in the industry were shocked at the images, those familiar with Minnillo were not surprised. The former host of MTV’s TRL is quickly gaining a reputation for her “diva-like behavior at work and hard partying outside the studio.” Today’s New York Post has more:

Page Six spotted Minnillo at one of the fall fashion shows changing seats for 15 minutes until she was satisfied. She’s been known to bark orders at cocktail waitresses and cause scenes when she goes club hopping at night. (Source)

OH. MY. GOD. She barks orders at cocktail waitress. Barks. What a horrible horrible human being! I don’t know about you, but when I’m out clubbin’ and I need a drink I pen my order on a scroll made of papyrus using fanciful calligraphy. I then gently tuck said scroll into a basket overflowing with beautiful red roses before hand delivering it. I mean cocktail waitresses deserved to be treated like human beings too.

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo saved some old dude’s life a few weeks ago in the lobby of their New York City condo building. As the old guy exited an elevator, he suddenly clutched his chest and collapsed. The National Enquirer reveals:

Barely able to speak, the man whispered he’d left his heart medication in his condo - so Nick grabbed his keys and took off as Vanessa dialed 911. Nick was back in a flash, fed the guy a pill and stayed until paramedics arrived. The man, a chronic angina sufferer was hospitalized overnight and released. In an ironic twist, it turns out he’d actually lobbied against Nick and Vanessa moving in because he’d feared loud parties, etc. - but now raves about the couple, calling them “my heroes!” (Source)

This story kind of surprises me. See I’ve had peyote-induced visions about this exact situation, and it always plays out in a different manner. I mean we are talking about Nick Lachey, the guy with “boy band” at the top of his resume. In my vision, after seeing the guy on the floor, Nick first unzips his pants … to check for vital signs of course. Then he massages the guy’s chest with oil … ya know, just to keep him comfortable. And finally, he gives the old dude mouth to mouth … BECAUSE HE’S GAY