Vanessa Minnillo in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (1/5)
Here's Vanessa Minnillo in Cabo over the weekend. Vanessa used to be hot and wear all kinds of sexy little bikinis, but then she married Nick Lachey and now she wears frumpy one pieces. Thanks a lot, Nick. Maybe you could give Jessica Alba acne while you're at it. Dick.
*15 Vanessa Minnillo swimsuit pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Minnillo leaving a pet spa in L.A. (6/18)
Vanessa Minnillo was spotted running errands yesterday in L.A., and either she has balls of steel when it comes to shoplifting or those pregnancy rumors are true. Speaking of huge bodies, if Jessica Simpson works her ass off at the gym for the next few months, I bet she'll be down to Vanessa's size in no time.
*10 Vanessa Minnillo pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Lachey leaving Casa Vega in Studio City (11/9)
In case you care, Vanessa Minnillo's new name is Vanessa Lachey. Oh great, looks like I have to make a new Vanessa worship doll (with real human hair!). Anyways, on Friday she tweeted:
So.... I'm making it official, and I LOVE my "new name"! @VanessaLachey.... has a nice ring to it ;-)It's a great world we live in, is it not? Can anyone but a smoking hot chick get a mention for playing surname scrabble? Of course not. It would be news if Vanessa DIDN'T cause painful erections for men and certain women. Here's a newsflash: Kelly Osbourne changed her name last year, but for obvious reasons nobody gave a shit. It's the way it is because this is what God intended. Don't believe me? Are you a biblical scholar? No. Am I? Oh hell to the yeah, motherfucker. Look it up if you lack faith, heathen. In case you're wondering, Kelly's new name is Chaz Bono.
*27 Vanessa Lachey pictures total in the gallery: