Zac Efron at the premiere of The Hangover held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (6/2)
Earlier this year, Megan Fox ditched her boyfriend Brian Austin Green and went solo to the Golden Globes. Luckily for her, Zac Efron was there to flirt with and Megan spent a good portion of the night
doing just that. Nothing came of it for months until today. According to
Celebuzz, Fox and Efron were spotted last night sharing an "intimate" dinner at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon:
A fellow diner revealed, "They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked."
Everything was seemingly going well on the couple's date until midway through the meal when a waiter noticed that Megan had spelled out "WHAT A FAG --->" in her risotto. OK I made that up. Humor me. It's the only way I'm gonna get to sleep tonight. Damn you Zac Efron, damn you to hell.
Vanessa Hudgens at the MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in L.A. (5/31)
Except Megan Fox (lesbian fantasy pics
here and
here). But besides her, Vanessa Hudgens' sexy little ass stole the show at last night's MTV Movie Awards. It wasn't even close. In automotive terms, Vanessa was a Lamborghini Murcielago,
Cameron Diaz was an '87 Ford Taurus with 272,000 miles on it, and
Ashley Tisdale was a tricycle with two flat tires.
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens at LAX airport (5/22)
Vanessa Hudgens
mentioned last week that she's open to the idea of going nude in a film. Far from discouraging her, Vanessa's boyfriend Zac Efron actually wants her to shed her clothes. High five Zac! A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Zac believes it is a good way for her to get beyond the teeny-bopper stigma. He is making the leap to A-list actor and he wants Vanessa to go along with him ... He told a pal, if she has to bare more of her body, then she shouldn't be afraid of doing that."
Vanessa has a "teeny-bopper" image? I'm not sure
this picture (
link NSFW) and my right* hand would agree. Perhaps Zac is right though. Taking off her clothes might end up elevating Vanessa's career to the heights of other legendary A-listers such as
Jenna Jameson Meryl Streep,
Tera Patrick Katherine Hepburn, and
Tracy Lords Ingrid Bergman. Then again, doing a highly publicized nude scene on film could just end up having the same effect as Jessica Biel's did: a
straight to DVD release that gives me carpal tunnel.
*Also my left when I want to play "
the stranger"
Vanessa Hudgens at the launch of the fragrance "Only the Brave" at the Diesel boutique in West Hollywood (5/9)
Vanessa Hudgens told
E! over the weekend that she will be getting naked in a future film . . . which is such a predictable response from someone like her. Just once, I'd like one of these young stars to admit that they will eventually do nudity. Oh wait . . . that is what she said. Sweet! From
E!:
"I will show nudity in a film when the time is right," Hudgens, 20, told us at this weekend's Diesel Only the Brave cologne launch party in West Hollywood. "Right now, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time's right, if it's an amazing movie that I'm really passionate about and that's what it calls for, then we'll see."
Vanessa will get naked for the camera when "the time is right"? I've got news for you honey, apparently the time was right
about two years ago (
link NSFW). Now I'm not saying I don't want to see Vanessa with her clothes off again because I do. I really, really do. I'm just saying I don't want to do it while surrounded by strangers in a theater -- they always make such a fuss about my pants being around my ankles. Especially the parents.
Vanessa wants an open relationship Fed up with Zac Efron not proposing to her, Vanessa Hudgens supposedly wants to start dating other people. Two hours. It should take me about two hours to drive to L.A. and start stalking her. You were wondering that, right? Because I sure as hell was. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"When Vanessa heard about Zac’s plan to stay single for the next couple of decades she was shocked and shattered. She’d secretly hoped for an engagement ring within the next year or two!
"Zac’s totally upset — he doesn’t want Vanessa dating anyone else. Even though he’s not ready to commit himself to settling down at this stage of his young life, the thought of Vanessa in another man’s arms drives him crazy."
Of course the thought of Vanessa in another man's arms drives Zac crazy -- he wishes he could trade places with her. There's actually a good reason why Vanessa wants to date other men: she's tired of being the only one in their relationship not getting any dick. If Zac really wants Vanessa to remain committed to him, he's gonna have to start making some drastic changes to his sex life. The first: swallowing an Altoid after swallowing his boyfriend.
NOTE: Sorry for all the gay jokes but you'll never be able to convince me that a man with skin that soft and hair that manageable is straight . . . wow, that actually sounded pretty gay.
Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens leaving the Diesel store in West Hollywood (4/21)
Vanessa Hudgens is armed and sexy
If you're gonna stalk Vanessa Hudgens, you better bring your "A" game. She's armed and dangerous . . . and by "dangerous," I mean "sexy as all hell." The actress told the May issue of
Self magazine:
"I keep a Taser in my purse for self-defense. I'm moving into a house by myself, and it's scary."
Damn right it's scary. Especially when the moonlight hits that tree you have right next to your jacuzzi just right and casts a scary shadow against your back wall. Swear to god, I was so scared the first time I saw that that I almost dropped my chloroform-soaked rag.
Vanessa HudgensVanessa Hudgens arriving at Beso restaurant in Hollywood (3/28)
Vanessa HudgensVanessa Hudgens at the premiere of
Watchmen held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (3/2)
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron secretly engaged?
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens might be engaged. Zac supposedly proposed during their trip to Japan earlier this month so he could get Vanessa's mom off his back. Awww, how romantic. It's good to see people marry for the right reasons. An insider told the
National Enquirer:
Zac hasn't given Vanessa a ring yet, say sources -- but he's hoping the proposal will buy him some time with Vanessa's super-strict mom, Gina, who didn't approve of the sweethearts living together before they were married.
"Zac is releived to be out of the pressure cooker, because Vanessa's mom has been putting serious heat on him to make an honest woman out of her daughter," an insider told the Enquirer. "She is old-school and doesn't approve of Vanessa living with Zac without making some type of wedding promise."
Although Zac purchased a $2.3 million, two bedroom, modern architectural house on Woodrow Wilson Drive in the Hollywood Hills this past December, he spends most nights at Vanessa's six-bedroom, 5,200-square-foot Tuscan-style mansion in Studio City. (Print Edition - 3/2)
If Vanessa's mom really is "super-strict," I'm sure there's other things her daughter's done that she disapproves of more. Namely giving me masturbatory material for three straight weeks
back in early September '07 (
NSFW!). Also, who cares if Zac spends his nights over at Vanessa's 5,200-square-foot home? Most of the time he spends there is probably in her 100-square-foot closet.
[WENN]
