Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City (8/9)
37-year-old Dane Cook played the part of schoolyard bully to 20-year-old Vanessa Hudgens last night at the Teen Choice Awards. From
RadarOnline:
Comic Dane Cook incurred the wrath of hundreds of teenagers after they booed his joke about Vanessa Hudgens latest nude photos.
Cook turned the air blue at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday by saying: “Vanessa Hudgens! - Girl you got to keep your clothes on!”
But the teen audience showed their support for the High School Musical pin-up by roundly booing the comic who was presenting the Choice Hottie Awards to Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox.
After his comment, Dane ran into Vanessa backstage, pushed her down, stole her lunch money, and then called her fat.
Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens at the premiere of
Bandslam held at Mann's Village Theatre in Westwood (8/6)
Why hello there Marc Malkin of
E! claims the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics
that surfaced yesterday might have been taken before her first nude pic scandal two years ago:
"She learned her lesson," a source said. "She hasn't done anything like that since the first ones came out. These new ones are actually old."
Either way, Hudgens isn't planning on issuing a statement the way she did the last time around. But what about tomorrow night when she'll face an army of press in Los Angeles at the red carpet premiere of her new movie, Bandslam? I'm told she's still planning to attend.
"She's not going to answer any questions about them there either," the source said. "She said what she had to say about taking nude photos."
Do me a favor. If the phrase "her first nude pic scandal two years ago" is ever mentioned in relation to my daughter, just go ahead and shoot me in the head and dissolve my body in a barrel of acid. Thanks.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Vanessa Hudgens nude, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Vanessa Hudgens is naked You think Vanessa Hudgens would have learned her lesson after the
nude pic scandal last year (
NSFW), but I guess not. Another round of risque cell phone pics hit the internets this morning. I don't know who she took them for. Maybe her boyfriend Zac Efron or maybe me. After all, the "on her knees, finger seductively in mouth" pose is a personal favorite of mine. How did she know?
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
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Oh you little tease In what's being described by "me" as a brilliant casting move, that little piece of ass Vanessa Hudgens is set to play a "foul-mouthed prostitute" in the upcoming action-fantasy thriller
Sucker Punch. And there may be nudity (which
she already said she's open to doing in a film). High five! Vanessa told UK's tabloid
Metro:
"I'm playing a character named Blondie and it's set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there's not a whole lot of clothes. I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up. It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that's the biggest difference."
A nude scene? What a great way for Vanessa to shed her Disney/
High School Musical image. Also a great way? Hanging out with me for a night. Trust me, I'll find a way for the both of us to be arrested for public indecency. HINT: my plan doesn't involve pants.
Zac Efron at the premiere of The Hangover held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (6/2)
Earlier this year, Megan Fox ditched her boyfriend Brian Austin Green and went solo to the Golden Globes. Luckily for her, Zac Efron was there to flirt with and Megan spent a good portion of the night
doing just that. Nothing came of it for months until today. According to
Celebuzz, Fox and Efron were spotted last night sharing an "intimate" dinner at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon:
A fellow diner revealed, "They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked."
Everything was seemingly going well on the couple's date until midway through the meal when a waiter noticed that Megan had spelled out "WHAT A FAG --->" in her risotto. OK I made that up. Humor me. It's the only way I'm gonna get to sleep tonight. Damn you Zac Efron, damn you to hell.
Vanessa Hudgens at the MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in L.A. (5/31)
Except Megan Fox (lesbian fantasy pics
here and
here). But besides her, Vanessa Hudgens' sexy little ass stole the show at last night's MTV Movie Awards. It wasn't even close. In automotive terms, Vanessa was a Lamborghini Murcielago,
Cameron Diaz was an '87 Ford Taurus with 272,000 miles on it, and
Ashley Tisdale was a tricycle with two flat tires.
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens at LAX airport (5/22)
Vanessa Hudgens
mentioned last week that she's open to the idea of going nude in a film. Far from discouraging her, Vanessa's boyfriend Zac Efron actually wants her to shed her clothes. High five Zac! A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Zac believes it is a good way for her to get beyond the teeny-bopper stigma. He is making the leap to A-list actor and he wants Vanessa to go along with him ... He told a pal, if she has to bare more of her body, then she shouldn't be afraid of doing that."
Vanessa has a "teeny-bopper" image? I'm not sure
this picture (
link NSFW) and my right* hand would agree. Perhaps Zac is right though. Taking off her clothes might end up elevating Vanessa's career to the heights of other legendary A-listers such as
Jenna Jameson Meryl Streep,
Tera Patrick Katherine Hepburn, and
Tracy Lords Ingrid Bergman. Then again, doing a highly publicized nude scene on film could just end up having the same effect as Jessica Biel's did: a
straight to DVD release that gives me carpal tunnel.
*Also my left when I want to play "
the stranger"
Vanessa Hudgens at the launch of the fragrance "Only the Brave" at the Diesel boutique in West Hollywood (5/9)
Vanessa Hudgens told
E! over the weekend that she will be getting naked in a future film . . . which is such a predictable response from someone like her. Just once, I'd like one of these young stars to admit that they will eventually do nudity. Oh wait . . . that is what she said. Sweet! From
E!:
"I will show nudity in a film when the time is right," Hudgens, 20, told us at this weekend's Diesel Only the Brave cologne launch party in West Hollywood. "Right now, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time's right, if it's an amazing movie that I'm really passionate about and that's what it calls for, then we'll see."
Vanessa will get naked for the camera when "the time is right"? I've got news for you honey, apparently the time was right
about two years ago (
link NSFW). Now I'm not saying I don't want to see Vanessa with her clothes off again because I do. I really, really do. I'm just saying I don't want to do it while surrounded by strangers in a theater -- they always make such a fuss about my pants being around my ankles. Especially the parents.
Vanessa wants an open relationship Fed up with Zac Efron not proposing to her, Vanessa Hudgens supposedly wants to start dating other people. Two hours. It should take me about two hours to drive to L.A. and start stalking her. You were wondering that, right? Because I sure as hell was. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"When Vanessa heard about Zac’s plan to stay single for the next couple of decades she was shocked and shattered. She’d secretly hoped for an engagement ring within the next year or two!
"Zac’s totally upset — he doesn’t want Vanessa dating anyone else. Even though he’s not ready to commit himself to settling down at this stage of his young life, the thought of Vanessa in another man’s arms drives him crazy."
Of course the thought of Vanessa in another man's arms drives Zac crazy -- he wishes he could trade places with her. There's actually a good reason why Vanessa wants to date other men: she's tired of being the only one in their relationship not getting any dick. If Zac really wants Vanessa to remain committed to him, he's gonna have to start making some drastic changes to his sex life. The first: swallowing an Altoid after swallowing his boyfriend.
NOTE: Sorry for all the gay jokes but you'll never be able to convince me that a man with skin that soft and hair that manageable is straight . . . wow, that actually sounded pretty gay.
