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Val Kilmer at the Pre-Inaugural Ball at the Newseum in Washington, D.C. (1/19)

Yup, Val Kilmer is still a ladies' man . . . although it looks like the ladies have changed from Cindy Crawford, Elisabeth Shue, and Angelina Jolie, to Sara Lee, Little Debbie, and Marie Callender.

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Val Kilmer to run for Governor of New Mexico?

Val Kilmer wants to run New Mexico

Val Kilmer has caught the political bug. Oh joy. Late last week, the actor told the New York Post:

"There's sort of a rumor around that I'm maybe thinking about running to be governor of New Mexico? Well, it's sort of true. It's been my home 25 years. I really love my state. Poor, hardworking, decent people - Native Americans, carpenters, artists, expats mixed in with hundreds of the world's smartest physicists at Los Alamos. I've always thought of myself as functioning as a candidate for them. The media interests me and it's influenced politicians since the '60s, and I'm approaching this as a worthy serious endeavor. I would be very comfortable in my position as a representative for the people." (Source)

I'd laugh hysterically at Val's ridiculous delusions of going from a washed up actor to the head of a major governmental body if the precedent hadn't already been set in this country four times!* I suppose if you take a look at our most recent election, Val does have the main qualification it takes to get elected these days: being able to read lines someone else has written for him.

*Reagan, Ventura, Schwarzenegger . . . and I'm pretty sure Ted Kennedy was in a few snuff films before he ran for the Senate

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Val Kilmer has a wait problem-he can't wait to eat

Celebrity Babylon

Wow, Val's really taking his next movie seriously. Set in the wooded hills of Montana, Val plays a grizzly bear on the brink of hibernation. The end. "So realistic," critics might say.

Val Kilmer likes food