Upskirt

Katy Perry upskirt leaving Dusty's Cafe in Silverlake (9/16)

The wind blew up Katy Perry's skirt yesterday and almost exposed her bare ass. "But doesn't she wear panties?" Trust me, she doesn't. You'd be amazed at the things you find out when you get a couple of bottles of champagne in her. For example, she hates Asians. Believe me, I was quite shocked when I found out. A lady should not be using that kind of language.

Karissa Shannon arriving to La Vida nightclub in Hollywood (9/1)

Normally upskirt pictures are a pretty chancy thing. A paparazzo gets lucky for a brief second and catches a picture of someone's underwear (or uterus in Paris Hilton's case). Not so with these pictures of Karissa Shannon (aka Heidi Montag's sex tape costar). I found these pics available for download on 4 different paparazzi agency websites. Not the same picture either -- 4 different pictures at 4 different angles by 4 different paparazzos. I guess the point I'm getting at here is that Karissa's mom and dad failed as parents. Miserably. Honestly, they should just kill themselves.

*23 Karissa Shannon pictures total in the gallery: