Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest woman in the world
Sarah Jessica Parker is still pissed that Maxim magazine voted her the unsexiest woman in the world last year. Page Six says:
The men's mag, which voted her No. 1 over runners-up Amy Winehouse, Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears, likened the golden advertising goddess to a horse."It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger," SJP, 43, told Grazia magazine. "It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking... It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do? I guess you can't please all people." (Source)
If Sarah really is the "golden advertising goddess" that this article claims she is, she'll turn this whole nightmare into an enormous money-making opportunity . . . as the spokeswoman for Elmer's Glue! I'm not sure what makes Sarah more unsexy: the fact that she has a silver dollar sized mole on her face or the fact that I'm sober. On a side note, the Denver Broncos just hired SJP to be the new face on their football helmet so at least she's got that going for her.
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[BauerGriffinOnline, INFDaily.com]
