According to gossip titan TMZ (23% more corporate!), police are investigating actor/model Tyrese for allegedly punching his girlfriend in the stomach earlier this morning. Oh yeah, she's also pregnant:
Police sources tell us that Tyrese's live-in girlfriend claimed that the two got into a heated argument around 5:30 AM at their Los Angeles home. According to our sources, paramedics responded after Tyrese allegedly struck the woman, who is five months pregnant, twice in the stomach and then drove away from the scene.
Wow, being labeled as an "unborn baby puncher" is pretty much one of the worst things that can happen to you. Now I've committed my fair share of felonies--the most recent against a cocky handicapped boy that laughed at my sweater--but even I've never punched a pregnant women in the stomach. That's just wrong. Besides, verbal abuse works way better and doesn't leave marks.
