Tyra Banks at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards in Universal City (8/7)
I've heard some bullshit spin before, but this is just ridiculous. "I'm expanding the definition of beauty" is just code for "I love cheeseburgers but don't like exercise." Tyra Banks told
Life & Style that she's actually happy that she's getting fat:
"I'm proud of my curves and my butt and my bust and my thicker thighs. I didn't like myself that small [after I lost weight in 2006], so I gained back some weight," she tells Life & Style.
Now she stays active without obsessing and eats what she wants in moderation. In her new book, Modelland, out Sept. 13, Tyra says, "The message is really about expanding the definition of beauty."
This sounds exactly like the last time Tyra put on some weight. She went on and on about how "proud of her curves" she was and how she liked the extra pounds. Then a few months later she reappeared on her show all skinny again saying how unhealthy that extra weight had been. Which is it Tyra? You can't have your cake and eat it too -- that's what got you in this predicament in the first place. Mmmm, having cake and eating it, too . . .
*31 Tyra Banks pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 22
Tyra Banks out and about in New York (
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Minka Kelly on the set of
Charlie's Angels in Miami (
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Miranda Cosgrove leaving her hotel in New York (
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Halle Berry out and about in West Hollywood (
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Shia LaBeouf at a gas station in Sherman Oaks (
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Brooke Burke, husband
David Charvet, and their kids
Heaven and
Chaya arriving for a flight at LAX airport (
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Orlando Bloom leaving a restaurant in Brentwood (
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Kim Kardashian,
Kourtney Kardashian, and
Khloe Kardashian filming their reality show at Burbank Airport (
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Selma Blair out and about in West Hollywood (
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Paris Hilton leaving a salon in West Hollywood (
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Pippa Middleton out and about in West London (
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Catherine Zeta-Jones and
Michael Douglas shopping in Forte dei Marmi, Italy (
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Heidi Klum arriving back at her hotel in New York (
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Jordana Brewster visiting a friend in West Hollywood (
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Mariska Hargitay and
Danny Pino on the set of
Law & Order: SVU in New York (
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*145 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 8
Tyra Banks out and about in L.A. (
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Halle Berry on the set of
New Year's Eve in New York (
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Actress
T.V. Carpio at the premiere of Limitless in New York (
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Nicole Scherzinger arriving at C Restaurant in London (
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Jesse James and
Kat Von D out and about in Santa Monica (
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Mila Kunis at the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week (
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Lindsay Lohan and
Ali Lohan driving in Santa Monica (
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Ashley Tisdale heading to a gym in Vancouver (
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Seal jogging in Brentwood (
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Jessica Biel and her dad leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (
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Avril Lavigne (and
Kim Kardashian) at the launch of her fourth album
Goodbye Lullaby at SL Lounge in New York (
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Reese Witherspoon at a candy store in Beverly Hills (
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Kate Mara leaving King's Road Cafe in Beverly Hills (
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*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 21
Tyra Banks at the premiere of
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York (
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Eva Longoria and
Tony Parker in Paris (
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Kanye West and
Selita Ebanks at the "New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala" held at Cipriani in Manhattan (
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Gisele Bundchen at the "United Nations MDG Summit kick-off" at the American Museum of Natural History in New York (
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Miss October 2010,
Claire Sinclair, at the "Crazy Horse Paris" in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (
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Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (
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Simon Baker (
The Mentalist) riding his bike in Santa Monica (
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Naomi Campbell at the Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Week party on Bond Street in London (
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Russell Crowe out and about in Sydney, Australia (
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Gwyneth Paltrow leaving Locanda Locatelli restaurant in London (
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David Beckham at his son's soccer game in L.A. (
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Elisabeth Shue at the premiere of
Waiting For Superman held at the Paramount Theatre in Hollywood (
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*110 pictures total in the gallery:
Tyra Banks at "The CW: It's a Reality" event at Simyone Lounge in New York (2/23)
A good way to get me to write about how awesome you are is to accuse another high profile female celebrity of being a man. Oh hey, guess what Janice Dickinson said about Tyra Banks. From
AOL:
Speaking on Alan Carr's Chatty Man, the catty woman said: "I made [America's Next Top Model] a hit. Can you imagine for five seasons just sitting next to Miss Tyra Banks and listening to her go off? You could land a helicopter on her forehead. It's huge."
Janice admitted she got the boot from the show after calling Tyra "fat".
She continued: "She was huge! [Her legs] are huge. Well, she's a big woman. I used to think she was a man, I kept looking for... I was always looking, thinking, 'Something isn't right here'."
Tyra better not escalate this war of words into something physical. Janice has had so much plastic surgery, her face is practically stronger than Kevlar. Not many people know this, but Janice actually won a Toughman contest in Macon, Georgia last summer. She just never talks about it because she's so damn humble.
She must have just seen a mirror Late last month Tyra Banks announced that she was ending her talk show,
Me Me Me Me Me Me The Tyra Banks Show, after the current season so she can focus more on her reality show
America's Next Top Model as well as start a new production company. I hate to be so blunt here, but you dirty lying whore. That shit got canceled. From
Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
Sure, she’d like you to think she’s walking away - but Tyra GOT CANCELLED. On Monday she called her staffers together for a meeting and made the announcement that the show was cancelled. Tyrannical Tyra does NOT treat her employees well like Oprah does- they were the last to know. She’s always given them chintzy Christmas gifts and this year they got pink slips. She told everyone to get their resumes together. An insider told us the show was cancelled simply because it cost too much - it never recovered financially from the move from LA to NY that Tyra insisted on, plus Tyra’s salary was huge.
Tyra's show was bound to fail. She just doesn't posses that one trait necessary for having a successful daytime television talk show:
morbid obesity. Perhaps now Tyra will be forced to do what many other aging supermodels have done over the years when their looks faded and they were no longer able to work: marry a rich dude . . .
and then divorce him.
Tyra Banks at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York (3/28)
Tyra Banks makes 30 million a year. Dollars, not yen. 30 million dollars. Damn, I knew I should have gone into supermodeling, not blogging. From
Radar:
Forbes have released their prime time top earning women list and there's a few surprises in there! Heading up the list is Tyra Banks, with an estimated annual earnings of $30 million. Tyra earns the majority of her money from the hugely successful America's Next Top Model and her daytime talk show as well as various TV cameos.
Second on the list is Grey's Anatomy cutie Katherine Heigl earning $18 million for her turn as a TV doctor as well as her role as leading lady in films such as The Ugly Truth.
The rest of the list reads:
3. Marg Helgenberger - $9.5 million
4. Eva Longoria Parker - $9 million
5. Mariska Hargitay - $8.5 million
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus - $8 million (tie)
6. Maura Tierney - $8 million (tie)
8. Tina Fey - $7 million
9. Marcia Cross - $6.2 million
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - $6 million
If you want to keep Tyra happy, you don't need to give her money . . . you just need to give her a mirror. If Tyra keeps this up, she'll be well on her way to becoming the next Oprah -- which means more money, fame, and carbs. Sadly, watching Tyra become more and more successful does have one downside: her (fore)head will become even bigger than it already is.