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Oprah Winfrey leaving ABC Kitchen restaurant in Manhattan (4/4)

I have a feeling this is the kind of heartwarming tale we'll be passing on for generations to come. It's that important to world history. It's. That. Important. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
Director Tyler Perry showed off his generous side by handing his billionaire pal Oprah Winfrey a luxury car after she fell in love with his vehicle. And his generosity didn't end there - when [Gayle] King called to thank him, he ordered another of the luxury motors for her.

King tells Vanity Fair magazine, "(Oprah admired the Bentley) so he sent her the same exact car. I called Tyler and told him how amazing that was because nobody ever does anything like that for her, on such a grand scale. And so, the next day when I got home, there was a Bentley in my driveway!"
So does this mean that Tyler will give me a Bentley if I tell him how much I like it, or do I need to be a one percenter before that happens? Hey Occupy Wall St., do you guys have anything to say about this or is mustering phony outrage two straight summers in a row too expensive for your suburbanite parents to cover? As for Moneybags Perry, I hope he really is that generous. I admire movies that don't have Tyler in them, so it would be great if he could reach deep into his pockets and give everyone more of those.

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Kim Kardashian at her day job

Does this mean I have to stop calling Kim Kardashian a -- *shudders* -- reality star? Never! Via Deadline:
In what amounts to her most substantial acting role so far, Kim Kardashian has signed on to costar in The Marriage Counselor, the Lionsgate film Tyler Perry will next direct, based on his stage play. Shooting begins October 26 in Atlanta.

The film tells the story of Judith, an Ivy League-educated relationship expert who makes her living dispensing marital advice, but is so bored with her own marriage that she breaks her professional code and cheats with a smooth talking client only to realize she has made a huge mistake. Jurnee Smollett plays the marriage counselor and Kardashian will play Ava, a co-worker who gives Judith a big city makeover and new confidence as she struggles with her personal issues.
Kim Kardashian is going to be acting in a movie directed by Tyler Perry? What in the heck does Tyler possibly see in Kim that he thinks might appeal to the fanbase of his fil-- oh wait, nevermind. Also, I'm assuming Kim's character's suggestion to the chick getting a "big city makeover" will go something like this: "The best way to get a lot of guys to like you is to have big tits and a solid distribution deal with Vivid for your sex tape. Getting a cut of the back-end profits are the key, no pun intended."

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