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Madonna dated Tupac!

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Madonna almost had a kid with Tupac, so says author Lucy O'Brien in her new book Madonna: Like an Icon (on sale today). The New York Daily News reports:

Can you imagine the child of Madonna and Tupac Shakur? O'Brien says Madonna, in her mid-30s, "desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men." The singer's friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death. "She was going out with him . . . but homegirls were saying to him, 'I can't believe you're going out with a white girl,'" - so she got dumped! (Source)

Can I imagine what their kid would look like? Sure. How 'bout this? As for the line about Madonna's "various relationships with unlikely men." How could someone write that about Sandra Bernhard? I know she's ugly and I know she and Madonna were a rumored item in the late 80s/early 90s, but that's disgusting journalism, a real low blow. Does Sandra not have feelings? Does she not weep? Does she not bleed like you, me, and mouthy hookers. On a side note, that collective sigh of relief you're hearing is coming from Jose Canseco, Vanilla Ice, and 3/4 of the Laker's 1992 roster who are happy THEY never got Madonna knocked up . . . one of the benefits of insisting on anal.

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