When Closeted TV Hosts Attack!
Tucker Carlson admitted yesterday to beating up a gay dude that hit on him years ago. According to the MSNBC host and frequent target of gay speculation, after being propositioned in a public Georgetown bathroom, he smashed the offending guy's "head against a stall." Predictably, gay rights groups are outraged about the casual revelation. One spokesman wearing a pink feather boa and assless chaps may have said: "Tucker Carlson? That dude is so gay he makes me look like Bear Grylls."
