Katy Perry is engaged
That's my new nickname for Katy Perry. Boobs McGee. That's the only reason people care about her, right? It certainly can't be her looks -- she looks like one of those creepy "real dolls" that weird guys buy. From the New York Daily News:
Katy Perry's girl-kissing days are over. We can confirm the singer's worst-kept secret —her engagement to Gym Class Heroes front man Travis McCoy. After giving her a yellow diamond promise ring this summer, the rapper popped the question recently in Paris by kissing Perry with a massive ring in his mouth. (Source)
How romantic! Nothing says "I love you" more than a saliva-soaked engagement ring from a guy who looks like he's had his mouth around more pole than Jenna Jameson and Clay Aiken combined. Whatever happened to the good ol' days when a man would get down on one knee and beg his girlfriend to go to Planned Parenthood and "take care of the problem" and say something romantic before asking his girlfriend to get married?
[WENN]
