Hot Scarlett is no more Back in April I wrote a story ("
Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett") about D-cup Scarlett Johansson foolishly hiring Madonna's personal trainer Tracy Anderson to whip her into shape. It saddens me to say this, but I was right. That's the new A-cup Scarlett at the Moet & Chandon "Tribute to Cinema" in Tokyo last night. I swear to god, if I ever see this Tracy Anderson chick on the street, I will punch her in the face . . . and then run like hell because she could probably kick my ass.
Scarlett Johansson in late 2005Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett, say hello to freaky-muscular Scarlett. And it's all Gwyneth Paltrow's fault -- she introduced Scarlett to her personal trainer . . . who also works with Madonna. GWYNETH YOU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU! From the
Daily Mail:
Scarlett Johansson has enlisted the help of Gwyneth Paltrow's personal trainer to shape up for her new film role. The beautiful actress, who was once renowned for her hourglass curves, now does daily workouts with Gwyneth and fitness expert Tracy Anderson. She has shed more than a stone since she began getting fit for Iron Man 2, in which Gwyneth also stars.Tracy Anderson has built up a reputation as being personal trainer to the stars, and also counts the super-fit Madonna among her clients.
There's only one explanation for why Scarlett would be working out with Madonna's trainer and hanging out with Gwyneth Paltrow: She's been cast as one of the bad guys in
Iron Man 2. That's the only reason I can think of for why she'd want to look like Mumm-ra and sound like Snarf.* My advice to Scarlett: Avoid changing your appearance because it's bound to effect your greatest talent -- filling out a bra.
*THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO!
