Tori Spelling's Huge Jaw

Tori Spelling at the release party for her new book uncharted terriTori at HighBar nightclub in New York (6/16)

Tori Spelling is convinced that she made contact with the ghost of Farrah Fawcett. So uh, yeah Tori, you might want to keep that to yourself. Also, the jaw. Can you maybe cover that thing up from now on when you're out in public? I really don't think that's asking too much. From Access Hollywood:

In a new interview, [Farrah Fawcett's] former neighbor, Tori Spelling, told Access Hollywood that the blonde bombshell visited her from beyond during a psychic reading.

“I was talking to a medium,” Tori told Access Hollywood. “I was hoping my dad [‘Charlie’s’ Angels’ producer Aaron Spelling] would come through.”

Instead of hearing from her father, while sitting down with medium and talk show host John Edward, it was the former “Angel” Tori heard from.

“Farrah Fawcett came through in my reading loud and clear,” Tori continued. “It was really awkward for him as well. He’s like, ‘I have never had this happen.’ She wanted me to give a message to her family about how she was doing and what was going on and I’m like, ‘Great! She really picked the wrong person.’”

No wonder Tori's broke. When she's not spending money on botched boob jobs, she's out flushing cash down the toilet on séances. Frankly, the only way Tori could blow through money faster is if she was in Congress. Besides, if Tori isn't convinced that hanging out with spirits can lead to her ruin, all she has to do is look at Lindsay Lohan.

*21 pics total in the gallery:

Tori Spelling at Bravo's 2nd Annual A-List Awards at the Orpheum Theatre in L.A. (4/5)

The sad thing about these pictures is that Tori doesn't think she has a weight problem because most days she eats "ten or eleven" things. Unfortunately she's talking about pieces of rice. I've taken shits bigger than Tori and that's not a lie.*

*a lie