Last week, E! News learned exclusively that the long-running feud between Candy and Tori Spelling is coming to an end...and Aaron's widow isn't the only person happy about the reunion.After years of careful planning, Dean's 3 step master plan is almost complete. Step 1. Marry a rich heiress. Step 2. Get her pregnant. Step 3. Wait . . . for her mom's funeral. I got ten bucks on it that Dean shows up to Candy's funeral in some kind of gold-plated car. And with a girlfriend.
"It's a wonderful, positive thing," Tori's husband, Dean McDermott, told E! News today at an event in New York City celebrating his ABC Family movie, Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe. "At the risk of sounding corny, we need more positive stuff in this world, so it's a good thing."
Star Mag...LIES! Literally not 1 factual thing in entire article. And, come 2 my house&weigh me Star! I'm 107lbs. if you care about FACTS?!?According to IMDB and a bunch of other sources, Tori is 5'6". Plugging those numbers into the Body Mass Index (BMI) calculator on the National Institutes of Health website gives us a BMI of 17.3, which classifies Tori as "underweight." According to Wikipedia:
The most common cause of a person being underweight is primarily malnutrition caused by the unavailability of adequate food, which can run as high as 50% in parts of sub-Saharan Africa and south Asia. The effects of primary malnutrition may be amplified by disease; even easily treatable diseases such as diarrhea may lead to death. In the presence of adequate food resources, being underweight can sometimes be the result of mental or physical disease.I don't know what this means exactly but I've always wanted to write a story about Tori Spelling where the words "malnutrition" and "sub-Saharan Africa" were used.
Dean&I read STAR 2gthr&were grossed out@uncreative lies but made us appreciateR life&love more&made us sad4those tht spread lies.Bad Mo Jo!In the story, a friend of Dean's claims that he's only married to Tori for the money (what year is this, 1993?):
"There is no question Dean is with Tori for the money and the fame," Michael Olifiers, an actor who's been friends with Dean for years, tells Star in a world exclusive interview. "Dean's always been desperate to become famous. He craved being in the spotlight and Tori's his ticket to that life."When asked by Celebslam if she would like to comment on the allegations that Dean cracked cruel jokes at her expense, Tori replied, "Neigh."
But he didn't always have kind words for the woman who became his wife and mother of his two children. The night before Dean left to film Mind Over Murder in 2005, he fired off a barrage of cruel barbs aimed at Tori, says Michael. "I can't believe I have to kiss her," Dean joked. "She looks like a horse!"
TO: MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)Don't you just love Hollywood? It's the only place on Earth where people prefer to air their problems through the media rather than in private. Next week Candy will complain to Dateline about how many boxes of Diflucan she's had to go through to treat her current yeast infection. Candy needs to be the adult in this situation and settle their differences like a typical celebrity parent: with a
FROM: CANDY SPELLING
I Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn't match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it's the same way with my daughter.
Life has consequences. What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings.
I have a vested interest in this subject. My daughter, Tori's, two-part season finale revolves around my granddaughter's first birthday party and how she has made what seems like an agonizing decision to invite me.
Cue music. Cue sideways glaces. Clue Lights.
I did get an invitation just in time for the RSVP deadline. I'm sure its delivery will be on next week's episode with some comment about my house or driveway or street or something they won't like. I wonder if that will be spread out over one part or two. Sigh.
A big party wasn't how I envisioned meeting my granddaughter for the first time; but, hey, this is Hollywood, and my grandchildren have become reality show props, too. At the time I emailed "yes," I didn't realize I was being set up for a two-parter, even though it was clear I was being invited to be part of a segment for my daughter's reality show.
Spoiler alert. Don't read this if you plan to sit through an hour of people looking at their watches and saying "she's late." I decided my first meeting with my granddaughter should be on home video, not primetime cable; so I emailed that i would not be attending.
Back to other reality stars. My husband taught me that the plots have to be fresh and updated. The same old whining gets tired after a while. Enough complaining about what may or may not have happened during first grade or YMCA camp, or what vegetable you were forced to endure, especially when you are privileged enough to be on TV and get paid for it.
For all the reality show personalities, please remember that real life doesn't get edited to make things better or worse or get better ratings. You're responsible for what you do. Life isn't just a show. And your families can't just be props. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later.
"Britney's actually a huge fan," a source tells Star. "She used to be obsessed with watching Beverly Hills, 90210 back in the day. And now she thinks that Tori has such a cute family."The insider added: "But just to be safe, Tori's changing the locks on her house and hiring a 24-hour security patrol to walk the perimeter. Tori's worried that if Britney comes within even ten feet of her children, she'll somehow find a way to accidentally set them on fire."
As for Tori, "She was really flattered," says an insider.
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