Tori Spelling


Tori Spelling at the premiere of The Peanuts Movie in Westwood last November

Tori Spelling to American Express collections: "No speaka da English." From E!:
The actress is being sued by the credit card company for failing to pay her current balance of $37,981.97 since last summer, E! News can confirm.

According to the court documents, the last activity on the card was when the mother of four tried to make a payment in the amount of $1,070 on June 26 but was unable to complete the transaction.
read: her check bounced
Her last payment was due on August 18, 2015, with a minimum amount of $1,477 owed.

Per the lawsuit, American Express is asking that Spelling pay the entire balance currently owed, including interest, as soon as possible.
You hear that? That faint sound? It's me playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin. You grew up wealthy, your mom cut you off, and now you have to pay your own bills. Boo-fucking-hoo. Bitch I had cereal for dinner last night. I'm a 35-year-old man. I was gonna have champagne and foie gras, but I can't afford that so I didn't use my credit card to buy it. I know, revolutionary concept. American Express' lawyers will it explain it you further.

*15 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

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92-pound Tori Spelling in all her glory

Tori Spelling is suing Benihana for injuries she suffered at the Encino branch of the restaurant in April. And what exactly did Benihana do? They had the nerve to build a hibachi grill right in the path of where she tripped. Those jerks! From E!:
The 42-year-old actress filed a personal injury suit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Wednesday against the Japanese restaurant chain.

According to court docs obtained by E! News, Spelling claims she suffered wage loss, hospital and medical expenses and loss of earning capacity when she slipped and fell at a Benihana restaurant in Encino on April 5 and "sustained deep second and third degree burn injuries requiring hospitalization and surgery."

Spelling is looking for compensatory damages.

According to multiple reports in April, Spelling tripped and fell on the restaurant's sizzling hot hibachi grill while enjoying an Easter Sunday dinner with husband Dean McDermott, their four children and a few pals. She visited the hospital after suffering a burn on the back of her right arm and also reportedly underwent skin grafts.
So Tori suffered this injury at a restaurant? A place where you exchange money for prepared food items? Yeah right. Nice try, Tori Spelling's rep. It would have been more believable if she tripped and fell at a gym.

*10 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tori Spelling Benihana 1
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Tori Spelling at Malibu Beach (7/25)

Here's Tori Spelling in Malibu over the weekend, bravely exposing her wonk boobs to the assholes of the world like me.  I don't mean to be an asshole. Doc says it's because I wasn't held enough as a baby. But seriously, why would Tori Spelling go to Mexico to get fake tits when she could go to Beverly Hills? See? Didn't mean to say that. Just comes out.

*30 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tori Spelling Plastic Boobs 1
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Tori Spelling filming her reality show in L.A. (5/4)

Here's Tori Spelling filming a reality show in a restaurant in L.A. earlier this week. LOL, a restaurant -- good one, Tori. Tori Spelling filming at a restaurant is like Jonah Hill filming at a gym. Or Paris Hilton in a classroom. Or Kirstie Alley at a P90X convention. Or Kim Kardashian at a golf tournament. Or Lindsay Lohan in a Mormon church. I can go on . . .

*25 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tori Spelling in Restaurant 1
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Tori Spelling leaving her home in Studio City (4/29)

A close friend of Tori Spelling's tells In Touch Weekly that the actress is doing great . . . and by "great" I mean "paging Heath Ledger..."
"[Tori]'s physically weak and hasn't been eating. She'll be going to rehab for depression and for all the medications she's been taking. She knows she needs help ... What she's doing is dangerous. Mixing Xanax and OxyContin for anxiety and medication for her migraines and an antidepressant is not working well for her," says the friend.

Tori has also been treated several times with the powerful narcotic, Dilaudid -- which can be up to nine times stronger than morphine. "Tori has always been able to rush to a hospital when she gets a massive migraine and plead that she needs Dilaudid -- she's done it for years," the insider claims.
A good rule of thumb in life is that you shouldn't put more than ~25 scrabble points in your body at once. Xanax, OxyContin, and Dilaudid are a combined 51 points -- even more with double/triple word score. 51 points is death. Knock that shit off, Tori.

*20 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tori Spelling Thin Legs 1
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Tori Spelling in West Hollywood (4/1)

Flynet says that's Tori Spelling out for lunch earlier this week in West Hollywood. "Lunch? What's that?"

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Tori Spelling in front of her home in Encino (2/14)

Dealing with cheating rumors that eventually saw her husband Dean McDermott end up in rehab, Tori Spelling broke down in front of her house over the weekend. And damn, you get a pass, Tori. I can't even make a joke about this . . . actually I could, but Dean would probably fuck it.

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Tori Spelling outside her home in Encino (2/11)

It's just Tori Spelling letting her dog play in the middle of the street. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Oh, right -- death, devastated children, lifetime attachment issues. No biggie.

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Tori Spelling has naked pictures

So I guess Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott like to take "explicit" naked photographs of each other. "Can't wait to see these," said nobody. From the New York Daily News:
...we hear Spelling recently had an embarrassing moment while moving boxes around her home. "Her assistant found naked photographs of Tori and Dean in one of the boxes. The photos showed them involved in very explicit sexual situations," our source tells us. However, we're told the "Beverly Hills, 90210" actress laughed it off, admitting she's a major hoarder and has trouble throwing anything out, even if it's junk. Which could explain her tolerance for her cheating husband.
You know, on most days my breakfast consists of Baked Alaska washed down with a Kahlua Mudslide. Now why do I think that you, my dear readers, should know this? Well, because If I'm gonna read stories that make me throw up in my mouth so early in the morning, then I need to make sure that what's coming up tastes as good as what's going down. Having said that, you damn well know that if any Tori Spelling naked pics manage to surface, I will post them immediately. Now some of the more squeamish of you might think that I'm a bit of a sadist, but my goal is to toughen you girls up to the ugliness of reality. Too many good-looking people have leaked their photos to the interweb, so it's about time that we see something truly horrible -- like the good ol' days of 2 Girls, 1 Cup and the Seattle guy who got fucked to death by a horse. I guess I'm just a romantic at heart.

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  • Tori Spelling Naked Pictures 1
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Tori Spelling's husband may have knocked up his mistress

Maybe not the best idea to cheat on your wife when she's famous and your one-night-stand can sell the story for some quick cash. An even worse idea to not wear a condom while you're doing so. Dean McDermott: Dumbass. From In Touch Weekly:
Following the accusation that Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, had cheated on her with a younger woman comes the bombshell allegation that Dean's infidelity resulted in a pregnancy. A source close to Dean's other woman -- 28-year-old Canadian Emily Goodhand -- reveals to In Touch that "Dean and Emily had sex several times over the weekend of Dec. 6," referring to their Toronto hookup. "She isn't on birth control -- and they had sex without a condom."

As fate would have it, Dean almost got a vasectomy last year. But Tori revealed in October that he never scheduled surgery because of their ongoing financial troubles. "The rumor around town is that Dean isn't careful," Tori's friend explains to In Touch. "That's why he wants a vasectomy."
Well damn it, of course Emily Goodhand (or is it Goodhead -- drumroll, please) laid down for Dean. Just look at him -- what kind of gal wouldn't want to take creampies from K-Fed Lite? A man's man like Dean deserves some side pussy every once in a while. What else is he supposed to do, get a hobby or job? His calendar is completely full the last time I checked . . . although to be honest, I don't think thousands of entries saying "today I'm looking for Mommy Dearest to die so I can dump my nagging wife -- no pun intended -- two seconds after the reading of the will" seem like a productive way to pass the time. Maybe yet another baby Dean can't afford will straighten him out this time. Yeah, that always seems to work.

*5 Tori and Dean pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tori Dean Love Child 1
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