Tori Spelling at Malibu Beach (7/25)
Here's Tori Spelling in Malibu over the weekend, bravely exposing her wonk boobs to the assholes of the world like me. I don't mean to be an asshole. Doc says it's because I wasn't held enough as a baby. But seriously, why would Tori Spelling go to Mexico to get fake tits when she could go to Beverly Hills? See? Didn't mean to say that. Just comes out.
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Tori Spelling filming her reality show in L.A. (5/4)
Here's Tori Spelling filming a reality show in a restaurant in L.A. earlier this week. LOL, a restaurant -- good one, Tori. Tori Spelling filming at a restaurant is like Jonah Hill filming at a gym. Or Paris Hilton in a classroom. Or Kirstie Alley at a P90X convention. Or Kim Kardashian at a golf tournament. Or Lindsay Lohan in a Mormon church. I can go on . . .
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Tori Spelling leaving her home in Studio City (4/29)
A close friend of Tori Spelling's tells In Touch Weekly that the actress is doing great . . . and by "great" I mean "paging Heath Ledger..."
"[Tori]'s physically weak and hasn't been eating. She'll be going to rehab for depression and for all the medications she's been taking. She knows she needs help ... What she's doing is dangerous. Mixing Xanax and OxyContin for anxiety and medication for her migraines and an antidepressant is not working well for her," says the friend.A good rule of thumb in life is that you shouldn't put more than ~25 scrabble points in your body at once. Xanax, OxyContin, and Dilaudid are a combined 51 points -- even more with double/triple word score. 51 points is death. Knock that shit off, Tori.
Tori has also been treated several times with the powerful narcotic, Dilaudid -- which can be up to nine times stronger than morphine. "Tori has always been able to rush to a hospital when she gets a massive migraine and plead that she needs Dilaudid -- she's done it for years," the insider claims.
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Tori Spelling in front of her home in Encino (2/14)
Dealing with cheating rumors that eventually saw her husband Dean McDermott end up in rehab, Tori Spelling broke down in front of her house over the weekend. And damn, you get a pass, Tori. I can't even make a joke about this . . . actually I could, but Dean would probably fuck it.
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Tori Spelling has naked pictures
So I guess Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott like to take "explicit" naked photographs of each other. "Can't wait to see these," said nobody. From the New York Daily News:
...we hear Spelling recently had an embarrassing moment while moving boxes around her home. "Her assistant found naked photographs of Tori and Dean in one of the boxes. The photos showed them involved in very explicit sexual situations," our source tells us. However, we're told the "Beverly Hills, 90210" actress laughed it off, admitting she's a major hoarder and has trouble throwing anything out, even if it's junk. Which could explain her tolerance for her cheating husband.You know, on most days my breakfast consists of Baked Alaska washed down with a Kahlua Mudslide. Now why do I think that you, my dear readers, should know this? Well, because If I'm gonna read stories that make me throw up in my mouth so early in the morning, then I need to make sure that what's coming up tastes as good as what's going down. Having said that, you damn well know that if any Tori Spelling naked pics manage to surface, I will post them immediately. Now some of the more squeamish of you might think that I'm a bit of a sadist, but my goal is to toughen you girls up to the ugliness of reality. Too many good-looking people have leaked their photos to the interweb, so it's about time that we see something truly horrible -- like the good ol' days of 2 Girls, 1 Cup and the Seattle guy who got fucked to death by a horse. I guess I'm just a romantic at heart.
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Tori Spelling's husband may have knocked up his mistress
Maybe not the best idea to cheat on your wife when she's famous and your one-night-stand can sell the story for some quick cash. An even worse idea to not wear a condom while you're doing so. Dean McDermott: Dumbass. From In Touch Weekly:
Following the accusation that Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, had cheated on her with a younger woman comes the bombshell allegation that Dean's infidelity resulted in a pregnancy. A source close to Dean's other woman -- 28-year-old Canadian Emily Goodhand -- reveals to In Touch that "Dean and Emily had sex several times over the weekend of Dec. 6," referring to their Toronto hookup. "She isn't on birth control -- and they had sex without a condom."Well damn it, of course Emily Goodhand (or is it Goodhead -- drumroll, please) laid down for Dean. Just look at him -- what kind of gal wouldn't want to take creampies from K-Fed Lite? A man's man like Dean deserves some side pussy every once in a while. What else is he supposed to do, get a hobby or job? His calendar is completely full the last time I checked . . . although to be honest, I don't think thousands of entries saying "today I'm looking for Mommy Dearest to die so I can dump my nagging wife -- no pun intended -- two seconds after the reading of the will" seem like a productive way to pass the time. Maybe yet another baby Dean can't afford will straighten him out this time. Yeah, that always seems to work.
As fate would have it, Dean almost got a vasectomy last year. But Tori revealed in October that he never scheduled surgery because of their ongoing financial troubles. "The rumor around town is that Dean isn't careful," Tori's friend explains to In Touch. "That's why he wants a vasectomy."
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Tori Spelling's husband cheated on her
So apparently Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott have an open marriage. Except Tori doesn't actually know about the arrangement. But Dean is taking full advantage, according to the new issue of Us Weekly:
It wasn't a very Merry Christmas for Tori and Dean this year. Tori Spelling's husband of seven years, Dean McDermott, cheated on her with another woman. While promoting his gig as host of Chopped Canada in Toronto on Dec. 6, McDermott invited 28-year-old Emily Goodhand, a woman he met that day through friends, to his room at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel -- where they had sex, she tells Us. "He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage," says Goodhand, who stayed over at his hotel the following night too. "I believed him."A source tells Radar that Tori knows about Dean's cheating, but doesn't want to comment on it publicly:
"Tori is obsessed with having a picture perfect family, and thinks it's a big part of her image. Commenting or addressing the cheating would taint that image. Things are very tense in the house right now, and Tori is making Dean's life hell. Even though she is trying not to fight in front of the kids, it's impossible. She has been crying and screaming at Dean, and saying he has ruined everything, including Christmas."When I picture somebody who cheats on their wife, I picture Dean McDermott. Dude looks like he came straight out of central casting. I'm actually surprised he's not having sex with another woman in that picture above. Amazing restraint.
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, November 7
Tori Spelling appearing on Extra at CityWalk in Universal City (pics start here)
Candice Swanepeol leaving ABC Studios in New York (pics start here)
Isla Fisher out for a hike in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)
Actress Sarah Wayne Callies (The Walking Dead) at The Annual Freedom Award Benefit at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel in New York (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio leaving the Victoria's Secret office in New York (pics start here)
Ashlee Simpson leaving Cecconi's in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Mila Kunis leaving a yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)
Vanessa Hudgens leaving a coffee shop in New York (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr arriving for a flight at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)
Gwen Stefani leaving the Jesun Acupuncture Clinic in L.A. (pics start here)
Gisele Bundchen at the Innovator of the Year awards in New York (pics start here)
Bradley Cooper's girlfriend Suki Waterhouse arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Alyssa Milano at the Next Gen 20th Anniversary Gala at the Hammer Museum Courtyard in Westwood (pics start here)
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