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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo out and about in Hollywood (4/11)

Jessica Simpson is great at gift-giving. She bought her boyfriend Tony Romo a freaking boat. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have spurned her advances last year! From the National Enquirer via the San Francisco Chronicle:

Jessica Simpson gave boyfriend Tony Romo a nautical 28th birthday last month -- she treated the football star to a $100,000 speedboat. The singer unveiled the gift at a special party at the pair's Dallas, Texas, home, reports the National Enquirer. And the Dallas Cowboys quarterback was delighted with the custom-made gift.

A source tells the tabloid, "Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat. (She's) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she'll be walking down the aisle with him."

Giving a guy an unexpected present is all it takes to get him to walk you down the aisle? Tell that to Jamie Lynn Spears' uterus. Obviously Jessica hasn't learned the most valuable lesson there is about relationships: you can't buy a man's love, you have to earn it . . . with BJs. Lots and lots of BJs. The second most important lesson: shhhhhhhhhhh.

Jessica Simpson at La Guardia Airport (2/11)

The one positive about Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain? She's definitely can't be labeled a "Hollywood skinny skank," as Tony Romo puts it. From the always-great Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

Though Jessica Simpson's folks continue to deny she's expecting Tony Romo's baby, the singer's somewhat fuller figure these days keeps fueling pregnancy tales. Yet, even if she's not preggers, a source close to the Dallas Cowboys quarterback reports Romo likes Simpson ''with a few more pounds on her.'' The QB supposedly clips out celebrity mag photos of what he calls ''Hollywood skinny skanks'' -- using super-thin shots of the likes of Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss and Paris Hilton to remind Simpson not to over-diet. (Source)

If Tony wants to start cutting out pictures of famous people to inspire Jessica to improve herself, he might want to start with photos of people a little smarter than she is like Einstein, Hawking, or Corky from Life Goes On. Of course the real reason why Tony wants Jessica to add a little meat to her bones is so that she can remind him of the person he really likes mount and grope from behind: Andre Gurode.

Jessica Simpson webcam-stripping for Tony Romo

While he's away at training camp preparing for yet another disappointing season with the Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson's been keeping the romance alive in her relationship with Tony Romo by doing sexy webcam strips for him. A friend told UK tabloid The Sun:

"Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite 'Pussycat Dolls' routine. She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show." (Source)

Jessica dances in front of the camera until "she makes her man happy"? I'll assume that's code for "she dances until she shuts up." And why is Jessica worrying about Tony letting his friends watch her strip tease live? She should be more worried that Tony's taping her. Because if he doesn't start making it past the second round of the playoffs, those tapes are going to end up being his retirement fund.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson at San Diego International Airport (6/1)

Papa Joe Simpson is basically ruining his daughter Jessica's life. It's been widely reported that an overbearing Joe was behind Jessica and boyfriend Tony Romo's split. The couple has since gotten back together but with the understanding that Joe back off. Oops, someone forgot to tell Joe. A source told Us Weekly that Joe recently asked Tony to drop his agent so he could manage his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. Another source revealed to Us that Joe's pressuring the couple to get married so he can sell the exclusive pictures to the tabloids:

"'If you guys have a marriage, I can do the same [sell it] that I did with Ashlee,'" a source quotes Joe as saying.

When asked for comment by Us, Joe defended himself, telling Us, “It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?" (Source)

Joe later added "Psssssst, you want your own authentic Jessica Simpson baby? I can get eggs from her -- I've done it before. Girl is dumber than a bag of hammers. I'll tell her she needs to get to her tonsils removed again. When she's under, a slice her, a slice there, bam, we got eggs -- $250k -- half up front. If you buy two, I'll throw in a lock of Ashlee's hair."

A drunken Jessica Simpson leaving Mexicali Cantina in Hollywood (5/10)

Along with a group of his college buddies, Tony Romo spent a wild, drunken weekend in Chicago, leading to rumors that he split with girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Romo's friend told the website "These Boots Are Made For Stalking":

"[Jessica and Tony are] broken up. He told us they broke up and that was that. We're guys so we didn't talk about it much."

A source who saw Romo and his friends in the VIP section at Manor nightclub Saturday night added:

"He was surrounded by girls. We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his

table. [Tony] zeroed in on one blonde all night. That blonde wasn't Jessica Simpson." (Source)

It sounds like Tony's not taking the split too badly. Nights filled with booze, hotties, and VIP rooms tend to help guys get over their past relationships. Women on the other hand "heal" a little differently: with ice cream, sobbing, and regretful one-night stands . . . See: Aniston, Jennifer.

[Flynet]