According to today's New York Post, Kimberly Stewart and Tommy Lee are dating. The two were reportedly all over each other at last week's opening of the Pink Taco restaurant in LA--which isn't really that shocking. When two tens* like Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart get together obviously there's gonna be an attraction.
*scale of 1-100
Rocker Tommy Lee ran into Kid Rock's Danish girlfriend, model May Anderson, at the Victoria's Secret party at Tao Beach in Las Vegas last week. And being the great guy that he is, he tried to hook up with her. According to one onlooker:
"He was desperately trying to talk to May. Tommy even sent members of his entourage over to ask her to join him at his table."Our source said the leggy lass refused his advances and instead opted for the polite conversation of Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova. (Source)
I know Tommy is still pissed about Kid marrying his ex-wife Pam Anderson but c'mon, trying to steal his girlfriend? That's a rookie move. I've always lived by the creed that "living well is the best revenge." Well that and signing up the person you hate for a shitload of magazine subscriptions. Superglueing their locks works, too. As well as kidnapping their daughter and faking her death. Ohh, that's the best!
Tommy Lee still knows how to party. The rocker was spotted at Tao Las Vegas with Palms hotel/casino owner George Maloof over the weekend. Lee got so drunk he tried to climb a 20-foot-Buddha statue in the club. According to "spies":
[Lee] came in about 10:30 and "ordered lemon-drop shots and a bottle of Dom Perignon for his table." During dinner, Lee banged on his turned-over cocktail glasses with chopsticks and then tried to climb the Buddha. "Management told him to get down because the statue was going to crack." (Source)
uch like Tommy Lee, I love desecrating religious symbols when I get wasted. Just last week I spraypainted a mustache on a statue of the Virgin Mary outside a local church. Like I tried to tell the officer before he so rudely broke two of ribs with his fancy stick, it's not my fault they put that church so closed to my alley. I love getting drunk in that alley!
Tommy Lee didn't act like he was famous at all Wednesday night at New York nightclub Home. According to one witness, Lee was "fawning" over a cocktail waitress to the point of obsession, "He just would not leave her alone." The witness continues:
"He kept telling her about a new line of lingerie for men and his new perfume line. Tommy said that guys need to do more role-playing." Lee hasn't gone totally girly, though - our source also saw him tweak the cocktail waitress' nose.
Someone might want to tell Tommy Lee that he is in fact Tommy Lee. A 12" dong means you don't have to fawn over cocktail waitresses. C'mon they have the word "cock" in their job title. Showing them that trick where it looks like you're pulling off your thumb and reattaching it should be enough to get you laid. It works all the time on homeless chicks.
Tommy Lee almost got his ass kicked by Kid Rock. Both were in Las Vegas celebrating the New Year when Kid heard some rumors that Tommy Lee and his 12” were hooking up with Pamela Anderson, Lee’s ex-wife and Kid’s soon-to-be ex-wife. The New York Post describes what happened next:
"So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy's door. Only it wasn't - and Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club."Bloodshed was avoided, but Lee - in Vegas to play The Joint with his band, Rock Star Supernova - should watch his back. "Tommy has been calling Kid Rock and taunting him about Pam, and Kid Rock was ready to kick some serious ass," a source said. Lee's rep told us, "Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn't at the time as he was staying on another floor."
Can you imagine being awaken in the middle of the night by an angry Kid Rock beating up your door? I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or...umm...laugh. Kid Rock and his 165 lbs don’t exactly inspire fear within me. According to the best available evidence, the only guy he could beat up is blind and confined to a wheelchair. Seriously, there’s this blind dude that lives right next me who got his ass kicked by Kid Rock at a gay bathhouse a few years ago. By the way, are any of you readers a lawyer? Would that gay bathhouse mention be considered libel or slander? I guess I’ll found out soon enough.
Tommy Lee definitely knows how to make an entrance:
PARTYGOERS grew weary around 1:30 a.m. when Tommy Lee had still not arrived at the Motley Crue-hosted party at Dirty Disco in New York Sunday night, figuring him a no-show. "Then at 2 a.m., the guest of honor made his grand entrance with five sexy ladies in tow and the entire place went completely wild," said one of the party's promoters, Ruben Araneta. Dancers from half the jiggle joints in town showed up to "make out with each other and Tommy," one insider revealed. Nikki Sixx arrived with a woman in a transparent dress.
Is the New York Post writing about Tommy Lee's party or my 13th birthday? It's uncanny really. All that's missing is a Russian clown making sexually suggestive balloon animals and an ice cream cake with my name spelled wrong. And a heartbroken prepubescent teen who cried himself to sleep that night. Kill me.
