Supposedly Hollywood is "abuzz" that Katie Holmes has already lost so much of her baby weight:
"Katie has lost a lot of weight. A lot," says one observer. "I've heard that Tom was eager to get her back in shape. Looks like she made him happy. And then some." Perhaps Cruise and Holmes have gotten her down a few dress sizes to fit into her wedding dress, as the couple's nuptials are rumored to be around the corner.
Why would Katie keep her baby weight? Did American GIs gain any weight while languishing in VC prison camps back in 'Nam? Hell no--not when Charlie was limiting them to two bowls of rice a day. Katie's pretty much in the same situation, minus Jane Fonda being a complete commie-bitch. I can totally picture Tom with his bamboo stick, patrolling the halls of his mansion, trying to prevent Katie from escaping. What he doesn't know is that Katie's secretly communicating with the outside world via taps on the wall.
Hey, isn't that the plot to about 75% of Chuck Norris' movies?
Directly contradicting the above story are these pics of Katie from our friends at X17:
Have you ever seen those poor African children that have huge bulging stomachs despite the fact they eat 14 calories a day? That's pretty much the only rational explanation for these photos.
