Tom Brady and Gisele leaving St. Monica's church in Santa Monica after their first wedding (2/26)
Shots were fired at the wedding of Tom Brady and Gisele Saturday night in Costa Rica (their "show" wedding; the two were legally married last month in Santa Monica). Because when Costa Rican security guards say no pictures, they really fucking mean no pictures. From the
Boston Herald:
According to two spokesmen for the INF photo agency, photographers were hiding in the brush near Gisele’s beachfront home taking pictures of the event when they were rousted by the newlyweds’ security guards.
The photographers, identified as Yuri and Rolando Cortez and Carlos Aviles, were marched up to Bundchen’s villa where they were ordered to surrender their still photos and video. The men refused and fled with the security guards in pursuit.
Two of the photographers ran to a waiting SUV and jumped in as a guard fired a shot at them. The bullet shattered the Suzuki’s rear window, passed between the two men in the front seat and bounced off the windshield.
Holy crap. Thank god shit like that isn't allowed here in America. A ton of paparazzi hang out in front of clubs such as Teddy's and Les Deux. Think of all the innocent bystanders that would be injured if guards and bouncers were to allowed to shoot at them. Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are there all the time. Wait a minute . . .
UPDATE: Celebslam.com is proud to announce that Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag are the winners of the "Send a Celebrity to Costa Rica" sweepstakes
Bridget Moynahan and her son Jack in Pacific Palisades (3/26)
Bridget Moynahan's "camp" is not happy with that bitch Gisele telling
Vanity Fair that Jack Moynahan -- the baby the actress had with Tom Brady before he married the supermodel -- was
100% hers. One of Bridget's friends told the
New York Post:
"If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.
"Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can't find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget's child?" (Source)
I think the only responsible thing to do here is let young Jack decide who he wants to be raised by. Behind Door #1 we have struggling actress Bridget Moynahan and her bitter, probably fat, friends. Behind Door #2 we have Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady and his supermodel wife Gisele who has tons of hot supermodel friends. Gee, I wonder who he'd choose?
Gisele in Horizontina, Brazil (3/15)
It's illegal to just claim another woman's baby, right? Mind you, the biological mother is still alive. I'm not talking about an adoption. Well I think someone forgot to tell Gisele.
The baby that her
new husband Tom Brady had with
ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan in 2007? It's her's now. It's Gisele's. From
Vanity Fair:
After John Edward Thomas Moynahan was born, in August 2007, Brady and Gisele began shuttling between Boston, where Brady’s football team is based, and Los Angeles, where Moynahan lives. "When we are in L.A. we have Johnny 50 percent of the time," Gisele says. "He’s a little angel—the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."
Last year she and Brady purchased an $11.7 million plot of land in a gated community in Brentwood. Despite their commitment to spending time with John, however, Gisele has never met his mother. "I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent," Gisele says. "I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day." (Source)
What if this actually was legal? What if you could just claim another woman's baby simply because you were hotter. Ugly chicks would stop having babies. 1000 years from now, we'd be living in a society with just hot people. "Survival of the
Fittest 34DDs" if you will. My god it's brilliant.
Tom Brady and Gisele probably not engaged
TMZ is reporting that Tom Brady popped the question to his girlfriend Gisele aboard a private jet on Christmas Eve. The jet was filled with champagne and four dozen roses as well as the supermodel's parents. The engagement news follows
last week's rumor that the couple was planning a small wedding in Costa Rica next year. The only [minor] problem with
TMZ's story is it's not true. Oops. Brady's dad Tom Sr. told the
Boston Globe on Saturday:
"We don't know a thing about it. Nobody
told me. We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor,
rumor, rumor. It must be a slow news day." (Source)
I knew something was fishy about this story. Gisele could do so much better than Tom. Like me. I happen to have a lot of things that Tom doesn't. Crushing debt, for example.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen in Paris in 2007
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are supposedly planning a small wedding in Costa Rica early next year (Gisele owns a house in the country). The two have been dating for almost two years. An insider told In Touch:
"They're not going the traditional route. There will be no engagement, just a small wedding in mid-March." (Source)
Two-time Super Bowl MVP, millionaire many times over, and now he's marrying a supermodel. The only way Tom's life could be any more perfect is if women didn't laugh at him when he took off his pants . . . that happens to all guys, right? Fellas?
[PICS: Pacific Coast News, STORY: With Leather]
Splash News
After being almost two weeks overdue, Bridget Moynahan finally gave birth yesterday to a baby boy. Upon receiving the news Moynahan was in labor, NFL star Tom Brady--ex-boyfriend of Moyahan and current boyfriend of supermodel Gisele Bundchen--skipped practice and flew to L.A. to witness the birth of his first son. Though Gisele wasn't present during the birth, she did send the newborn a beautiful set of steak knives and a jar of marbles that smell like candy.
You'd think a woman would be annoyed if the guy she was currently dating had a pregnant ex-girlfriend walking around. But that's just not the case with supermodel/ soon-to-be-ex Victoria's Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen. From the National Enquirer:
It's a shocker when your brand-new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend reveals he left a tiny surprise in her womb before they split, but supermodel Gisele Bundchen's taking it in stride. Showing she bears no hard feelings, Gisele sent a pricey passel of designer kiddie clothes and blankets to sweetie Tom Brady's ex - actress Bridget Moynahan - who's bearing Tommy's tyke! (Source)
Blankets? That's the oldest damn trick in the book. Don't be surprised when Bridget Moynahan develops a raging case of smallpox next week. And then while she's sick, Gisele is gonna swoop in and steal all of her land. It's how my Indian-conquering ancestors would have done it.
Uh oh. Tom Brady just may kill another man. From the New York Daily News:
Gisele Bundchen danced wildly at the Gramercy Park Hotel Friday night, playfully grabbing a male friend's crotch as we looked on. Boyfriend Tom Brady was nowhere to be seen. (Source)
Really now, what has our society come to? I miss the days when you could playfully grabbed another male's crotch without making the news. Or as it's called 'round these parts "Sunday School." Yeah, I went there.
Apologies for the site being down earlier today, I was upgrading software. Anyways, back to the gossip. You knew this whole Brady-Moynahan situation was bound to get messy. I just didn't think it's be this soon. Friends of the Patriots quarterback are pissed that Moynahan didn't warn Tom that she was going to announce the pregnancy news over the weekend; they're also hinting that the pregnancy may not have been an accident:
"Bridget didn't even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this." Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, "may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious." (Source)
I hate it when smoking hot actresses trick me into getting them pregnant. What can I say, I get a few drinks in me at these movie premieres and I get taken advantage of. My Grandman thinks the alcohol makes me too trusting.
A friend of Moynahan's fired back at the Brady camp, saying the following:
"Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who's the gross one here?"
Not Tom because he's a hero to men worldwide. Seriously, he went from Bridget Moynahan to Gisele Bundchen. That's worthy of at least a statue somewhere. Look up the word "Hero" in the dictionary and there's a picture of his penis.
The real story here is the tragedy Gisele Bundchen is going through right now:
According to Brazilian gossip Anderson Antunes of Web site Glamurama, Bundchen has gained 14 pounds to weigh enough to be able to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan next week.
What kind of bizarro fashion show is this? Models have to gain weight to walk down the runway. This has to be a practical joke, right? Like the day of the show, one of the models will tell Gisele, "HA HA fat ass, we were all just kidding! The plus size show is next week." If there's one thing I learned on the fashion show circuit, it's that supermodels can be super catty.
Gisele Bundchen might become a step mom. For the past few months, she's been photographed several times with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Though it hasn't been confirmed, they're dating. Now comes word over the weekend that Brady's ex, actress Bridget Moynahan, is three months pregnant with Brady's child. A rep for Moynahan told Us Magazine:
"This it to confirm that actress Bridget Moynahan is over three months pregnant. Former boyfriend Tom Brady is the father. They recently split after a three year relationship. Privacy and consideration is appreciated at this time. No further comments will be made." (Source)
Damn they're gonna have a beautiful kid. Bridget Moynahan makes me touch myself--often; and Tom, well I'm straight as an arrow and even I would do him. I just hope their baby doesn't have endure the taunting and name calling I had to put up with as a kid because of my looks. It's almost like it was my fault my smile lit up a room.
Some nice Gisele bikini pics after the jump. Why? Because I love you...
