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After being almost two weeks overdue, Bridget Moynahan finally gave birth yesterday to a baby boy. Upon receiving the news Moynahan was in labor, NFL star Tom Brady–ex-boyfriend of Moyahan and current boyfriend of supermodel Gisele Bundchen–skipped practice and flew to L.A. to witness the birth of his first son. Though Gisele wasn’t present during the birth, she did send the newborn a beautiful set of steak knives and a jar of marbles that smell like candy.

You’d think a woman would be annoyed if the guy she was currently dating had a pregnant ex-girlfriend walking around. But that’s just not the case with supermodel/ soon-to-be-ex Victoria’s Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen. From the National Enquirer:

It’s a shocker when your brand-new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend reveals he left a tiny surprise in her womb before they split, but supermodel Gisele Bundchen’s taking it in stride. Showing she bears no hard feelings, Gisele sent a pricey passel of designer kiddie clothes and blankets to sweetie Tom Brady’s ex - actress Bridget Moynahan - who’s bearing Tommy’s tyke! (Source)

Blankets? That’s the oldest damn trick in the book. Don’t be surprised when Bridget Moynahan develops a raging case of smallpox next week. And then while she’s sick, Gisele is gonna swoop in and steal all of her land. It’s how my Indian-conquering ancestors would have done it.

Uh oh. Tom Brady just may kill another man. From the New York Daily News:

Gisele Bundchen danced wildly at the Gramercy Park Hotel Friday night, playfully grabbing a male friend’s crotch as we looked on. Boyfriend Tom Brady was nowhere to be seen. (Source)

Really now, what has our society come to? I miss the days when you could playfully grabbed another male’s crotch without making the news. Or as it’s called ’round these parts “Sunday School.” Yeah, I went there.

Apologies for the site being down earlier today, I was upgrading software. Anyways, back to the gossip. You knew this whole Brady-Moynahan situation was bound to get messy. I just didn’t think it’s be this soon. Friends of the Patriots quarterback are pissed that Moynahan didn’t warn Tom that she was going to announce the pregnancy news over the weekend; they’re also hinting that the pregnancy may not have been an accident:

“Bridget didn’t even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this.” Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, “may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It’s a little suspicious.” (Source)

I hate it when smoking hot actresses trick me into getting them pregnant. What can I say, I get a few drinks in me at these movie premieres and I get taken advantage of. My Grandman thinks the alcohol makes me too trusting.

A friend of Moynahan’s fired back at the Brady camp, saying the following:

“Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?”

Not Tom because he’s a hero to men worldwide. Seriously, he went from Bridget Moynahan to Gisele Bundchen. That’s worthy of at least a statue somewhere. Look up the word “Hero” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of his penis.

The real story here is the tragedy Gisele Bundchen is going through right now:

According to Brazilian gossip Anderson Antunes of Web site Glamurama, Bundchen has gained 14 pounds to weigh enough to be able to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan next week.

What kind of bizarro fashion show is this? Models have to gain weight to walk down the runway. This has to be a practical joke, right? Like the day of the show, one of the models will tell Gisele, “HA HA fat ass, we were all just kidding! The plus size show is next week.” If there’s one thing I learned on the fashion show circuit, it’s that supermodels can be super catty.

Gisele Bundchen might become a step mom. For the past few months, she’s been photographed several times with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Though it hasn’t been confirmed, they’re dating. Now comes word over the weekend that Brady’s ex, actress Bridget Moynahan, is three months pregnant with Brady’s child. A rep for Moynahan told Us Magazine:

“This it to confirm that actress Bridget Moynahan is over three months pregnant. Former boyfriend Tom Brady is the father. They recently split after a three year relationship. Privacy and consideration is appreciated at this time. No further comments will be made.” (Source)

Damn they’re gonna have a beautiful kid. Bridget Moynahan makes me touch myself–often; and Tom, well I’m straight as an arrow and even I would do him. I just hope their baby doesn’t have endure the taunting and name calling I had to put up with as a kid because of my looks. It’s almost like it was my fault my smile lit up a room.

Some nice Gisele bikini pics after the jump. Why? Because I love you…

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Tom Brady is relishing his new life as a single man. Just a few days after breaking up with longtime girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, Brady was seen spending some quality time with Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bundchen (above). And at the Boost Mobile/Shaquille O’Neal party in Miami over the weekend, Brady was seen ditching his friends to leave with another Victoria’s Secret model, the beautiful Selita Ebanks:

“She left behind her posse of girls to go with him, and he left the guy that he came with,” says a New York Daily News spywitness. “They were definitely enamored with each other.”

Can’t blame Tom Brady, after all it is Black History Month. What better way to show you care than by banging a hot black lingerie model. It’s very similar to how I’ve been celebrating Veteran’s Day for the past few year years. I know they’re a little long in the tooth but those old World War II vets have the most gentle touch. And so polite, too. Ruggedly handsome? Me?

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Check out some pictures of Selita here

Friends of actress Bridget Moynahan are a little worried with the star’s behavior in the wake of her breakup with New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady. Apparently the former model and current star of Six Degrees has been losing a lot of weight by going to the gym way too often. Brady is rumored to be doing something–possibly having sex–with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. According to Moynahan’s friend:

“She’s depressed. We were worried about her before, but she’s just gotten too thin. It’s unhealthy. … She’s spending all of her free time at the gym. If Gisele Bundchen were dating your ex-boyfriend, wouldn’t you be depressed, too?”

According to Moynahan’s rep, “There has been no change in the actress’ weight. She is happy and healthy.”

Why is Bridget spending her free time at the gym a bad thing? It certainly beats the alternative of stuffing her face with Häagen-Daz. Or taking her anger out on Tom’s personal property, like the time my psycho ex-girlfriend took a screwdriver to the side of my car. I can’t really tell you what she scratched because it’s too graphic but if your name is “Fuck off you big-dicked asshole with chiseled features and washboard abs”… have I got the perfect car for you!

Bridget in some sort of cold room after the jump…

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