Tobey Maguire

Tobey Maguire at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (9/3)

I have no problem if you're an animal rights activist, just please don't act like a little bitch when the seats in your Mercedes loaner aren't made of hemp. It's a Mercedes, you idiot. Of course the seats are going to be made of leather. From the Sydney Daily Telegraph:

NOT happy with the complimentary new Mercedes he was given for personal use during his stay in Australia, actor Tobey Maguire has sent his luxury car back after taking issue with the use of leather in the car's plush upholstery.

Maguire apparently has embraced a "no-leather" policy in his personal life and was upset at being handed the keys to a vehicle fitted out in ultra-soft animal skin for the duration of his Sydney stay. And so Bazmark Films, the makers of The Great Gatsby in which Maguire plays Nick Carraway, took the car back and sent it off to the dealer to have the upholstery replaced with vinyl.

This is why everyone hates celebrities. This guy is so self-righteous that he just couldn't accept the free Mercedes he was being offered without somehow finding fault in it. Listen Tobey, if you're so concerned about helping animals, why don't you do something more proactive about it. Yes I mean retire. Every time I see one of your dumb movies, I do something terrible to an animal. How many more kittens must I punch Tobey? HOW MANY MORE?

*10 Tobey Maguire pictures total in the gallery:

Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer leaving a private party at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood (1/16)

If Tobey Maquire's wife catches him screwing random bar skanks past 4 AM, he's totally gonna get grounded. Bummer dude. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

He’s 34 years old, but “Brothers” star Tobey Maguire still has a curfew! Tobey’s wife, jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer, rules the roost and wants him home by a certain time. Tobey has two nights a week that he’s free to hang out and party with his buddies like Leonardo DiCaprio. They go to basketball games, play poker, or go to a club, but no matter what he’s up to, he has to be home before 4 AM, which is pretty generous, if you think about it.

Can you blame Tobey's wife for giving him a curfew? The guy looks like he's 12. While she's at it, she might as well start cutting off the crusts of his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and organizing sleepovers for his friends and him in the backyard. Let's make s'mores! Something else she might want to consider when living with a preteen young man: hiding her fur coats.*

*Ask my mother . . .

Tobey Maguire attends kids' parties for fun

Tobey Maguire: Coming to a Megan's Law website near you. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

"Spider-Man" star Tobey Maguire regularly slips into his superhero outfit away from the cameras to entertain young fans at children's parties.

The actor keeps one of the web-slinging action hero's costumes hanging in his wardrobe and reveals he has a tendency to don the one-piece bodysuit to surprise kids with a few Spider-Man stunts to keep himself in shape.

He says, "There's a lot of time between the movies where I have to stay in shape and as strange as it may sound, I actually go to kids' parties (to entertain) and try to stay in shape that way."

Good thing the Hollywood personality performing at these kids' parties is Tobey Maguire and not Roman Polanski . . . otherwise watching Spidey "shoot his web" would take on a whole new context. By the way, if you're wondering what Tobey's doing at these parties to "keep in shape," the answer is pronounced "Trophy MILFs."