Tito Ortiz

Jenna Jameson bikini pics!

Here's some pics of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in Miami on Sunday. You'll notice that Jenna does not have a cock in her ass or mouth. You know, so that's sort of a nice change of pace for her. Don't you just love vacation?

*32 Jenna Jameson pictures total in the gallery:

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at Santa Monica Beach (5/8)

It seems like it was only two weeks ago that Jenna Jameson was calling 911 to get her boyfriend Tito Ortiz arrested for beating her up. Oh wait, that was two weeks ago. But you wouldn't have known it based on these pictures taken yesterday in Santa Monica. They were one big happy family, just like the Brady Bunch . . . wait, did Carol ever invite any neighbors over to run a train on her ass while Mike videotaped? I don't remember that episode.

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Jenna Jameson outside her home in Huntington Beach (4/26)

I know this might come as a shock to those of you who still believe in the faith and innocence of hardcore porn stars, but it turns out Jenna Jameson has some problems in her life. Of the prescription variety. Which may have caused the "fight" yesterday between Tito Ortiz and her. From TMZ:

Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz got very violent -- throwing and injuring her -- and that he's falsely accusing her of OxyContin addiction because he's "very, very desperate."

TMZ just spoke with Jenna -- while she was driving to Las Vegas -- and her version of what led to Tito's domestic violence arrest is brutal. Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she "said something very hurtful to his ego." She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, "threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder."

Tito's attorney Chip Matthews strongly denies that, saying ... "He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her."

Matthews claims Tito found pills in Jenna's pants pocket -- and that when Tito confronted her she had an "emotional meltdown."

Jenna says Tito's addiction allegation is, "completely false" and "the last nail in the coffin" for their relationship.

Looks like we have a classic case of "he said, she said." Tito says the chick with the troubled past and history of making questionable decisions is again making questionable decisions. And Jenna says the guy with absolutely no history of domestic violence who she once described as a "big teddy bear" just, um, randomly beat her up for no reason at all. No matter whose side you take, I think we can all agree on one thing: Jenna Jameson looks like a duck. Seriously, it's uncanny. I can't stop throwing bread at my monitor. I'm making a mess.

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Tito Ortiz is under arrest

Looks like we can add "blood" and "tears" to the list of things former porn-star Jenna Jameson has had smeared all over her face. Her boyfriend, UFC star Tito Ortiz, was arrested today at the couple's home in Huntington Beach after hitting her. From TMZ:

Jenna Jameson just told our photog she plans on pressing charges against Tito Ortiz. Fighting back tears, a clearly emotional Jenna was driving away from her home in Huntington Beach, CA moments ago -- when she stopped and told our photog, "I'm gonna be alright."

Jenna -- who was wearing giant sunglasses -- continued, "My babies are alright ... everything's OK .. he's in jail."

Jenna was accompanied by her father -- the man who we've learned made the initial call to 911.

In Tito's defense, Jenna loves to be handcuffed, ballgagged, choked, spanked in the ass, slapped in the face, whipped, spit on, and fisted -- all while being called a whore. So how was he supposed to know she didn't also like being punched in the face? Seems like an honest mistake to me. If Jenna didn't want these types of accidents happening to her, she should have picked a different line of work. Accounting, for example.

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Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in L.A. (7/4)

That's Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz celebrating the Fourth of July in LA. Did you know Tito is deathly afraid of fireworks? It's true. At one point during the night, he was so freaked out by all the loud booms that he actually crawled into Jenna's vagina and hid. The scary part is Jenna didn't see him again until the next morning. Turns out he got lost and only by sheer luck did he find his way out.

Jenna Jameson is now a mom

Former adult film star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys yesterday. Sweet, now she can do MILF porn. From Us Weekly:

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.

"They're in very good health," her rep tells Us.

"She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas," a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. "She's very excited to be a mom." (Source)

Congratulations to the happy couple, Interestingly, the babies mark the first time in Jenna's life that something has come out of her vagina, and not in it.