Miley Cyrus bikini pics! Miley Cyrus and her mom Tish were spotted by paparazzi earlier today at Barra da Tijuca beach in Rio de Janeiro. Cool, I didn't know the white trash tattoo convention was in Brazil this year.
*15 Miley Cyrus bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Tish Cyrus out and about in L.A. (4/26)
Did Miley Cyrus' mom Tish get implants? Damn. That's her leaving a restaurant yesterday in L.A., probably on her way home for a jam session on the cider jug (with Miley on the spoons of course). If you forget she has a head, she looks fantastic. No wonder Billy Ray called off the divorce. Hah! I knew all along that he liked awesome tits! He's outed!
*25 Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Tish Cyrus arriving at her lawyer's office in L.A. (10/27)
Turns out Tish Cyrus wasn't just cheating on Billy Ray
with Bret Michaels. She's been blowing other guy's cider jugs for years -- *cue the banjo* -- From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Sounds like the Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus divorce could get ugly. While Miley Cyrus' mom and Bret Michaels have firmly denied any romance, it appears that Tish Cyrus has had something of a roving eye in the past year or two. A friend of Tish Cyrus spilled some secrets Wednesday, calling her a "very neglected wife."
"Billy Ray has barely paid her any attention -- except when there were cameras around," added the Tish pal. "She really has felt abandoned by him on many occasions."
That sense of loneliness, according to the source, led Tish Cyrus to seek male companionship -- which reportedly even included one of the paparazzi who regularly follow Miley around, plus a family bodyguard and other Cyrus staff members.
"Billy Ray Cyrus is very cold. He's obsessed with business, making money and Miley's career, but not his marriage," Tish's friend said.
Tish was feeling "neglected" by her husband? You've got to feel sorry for that poor woman. How horrible her life must have been filled with exotic vacations, palatial mansions, lavish shopping excursions, and luxury automobiles -- all of which she didn't have to lift a finger to acquire. I mean, can you really blame a trophy wife for cheating when her husband spends all day working . . . to provide her with the life that she's become accustomed to?
*10 Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Tish Cyrus cheated with Bret Michaels Miley Cyrus' mom Tish won
Rock of Love! Nah I'm totally kidding -- she was never actually on the show, just the qualifying rounds. From
Us Weekly:
The reason Miley Cyrus' parents are splitting after 17 years of marriage: Mom Tish had an affair with rocker Bret Michaels (picture of the two together here). When Billy Ray learned of it - as well as at least one other fling - he filed for divorce Oct. 27, sources tell Us Weekly.
Michaels, 47, "became close to the entire family" this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet "Nothing to Lose," an insider tells Us Weekly. He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance, sources tell Us Weekly. Tish was seen at Michaels' Feb. 28 show at the Key Club in L.A., and he had once asked her production company’s help to adapt his book, Roses & Thorns, into a movie.
"Billy Ray was completely unaware of what was going on," the source says. "It was a professional relationship that turned into something more."
Obviously that hussy Tish didn't use protection during her romps with Bret. What other way could Billy Ray possibly find out about the affair other than the mysterious new burning sensation coming from his penis? She deserves to get dumped for being so stupid. Sleeping with Bret Michaels without a condom is like leaving a trail of bread crumbs back to your affair.
*18 Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus' parents are divorcing After 17 years of marriage, Miley Cyrus' parents Billy Ray and Tish just announced that they're divorcing . . . and it's all Miley's little sister Noah's fault. Bad! Bad kid! How could you do this to the family! You ruined everything! The couple said in a statement:
"As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family," they say in a statement. "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."
Oh man, this is reaaaaaaaaally bad news for Miley's parents. The only thing keeping Miley from acting on her natural slut impulses was the fact that she didn't come from a broken home. Now she does. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's having sex with Rampage Jackson as I type this.
*6 Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery: