Tim Tebow

Dianna Agron at the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Award at The Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (1/29)

Tim Tebow is in love -- and I don't mean the platonic kind of love that one shares with the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I mean the romantic kind of love where you really want to cum inside someone else. From the New York Post:

"Glee" star Dianna Agron is in the middle of a love triangle involving actor Sebastian Stan and NFL quarterback Tim Tebow -- who just signed today with the New York Jets -- that seems straight out of a scene from the Fox hit drama series.

Blond beauty Agron, 25, has dated Stan, 28, on and off for about a year, but Tebow has told Agron that he’s smitten with her. A source told us, "Tim has made no secret that he likes Dianna, and told her so, but she has remained faithful to Sebastian."

Tebow was spotted chatting with Agron at an Oscar party in late February.

I'm very afraid for Tim Tebow, I really am. Not only was he just traded to the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah (technically East Rutherford, N.J.), but he's now working for Rex Ryan, a cheeseburger-worshiping heathen. At least our boy Timothy found a good girl like Dianna Agron to go to Mass with every day . . . and that's pretty much it. OK, I could keep going with the good Christian boy angle but, let's be serious, take a gander at Dianna for a minute. If Tebow doesn't punch that kitty harder than Mike Tyson, he needs to officially come out of the closet . . . not that there's anything wrong with that. Praise his name.

*20 Dianna Agron pictures total in the gallery:

Maria Menounos in Miami last December

Maria Menounos has a boyfriend (Kevin Undergaro), but God dammit, Tim Tebow doesn't care. He wants to tap that ass like a bottle of Communion wine. From the New York Post:

Tim Tebow was the center of attention for all the women at ESPN the Magazine's Next party in Indianapolis on Friday night. Hordes of cocktail-dress-clad ladies surrounded the Denver Bronco quarterback, angling for a personal kneeling session. But it was "Extra" host Maria Menounos who seemed to command his attention. While Tebow politely chatted with many of the girls, one source told us that "he only seemed to have eyes" for brunette beauty Menounos, who was spotted "chatting to Tebow for over an hour. It looked quite flirtatious. They were taking pictures Tebowing together." The two, along with a big group of friends, were the last to leave well after 2 a.m.

No one is surprised that Mr. Tebow finally felt the call of the pastrami pocket. If anybody can make a child of God turn his back on the Lord, it's Maria Menounos. But don't worry true believers, Saint Tim will be back to save all of us, but for now he's got a ton of sinning to do with Maria. Lots of sinning, all night sinfests. Timmy is probably in all over her face and tits, too. Just Denver one thing Timbo, having a quick release is only a benefit if you're a NFL quarterback or an NBA rapist.

*52 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery: