Tila Tequila outside Bardot Lounge in West Hollywood (1/26)
Is it just me or is Tila Tequila looking pretty classy now? That's her outside Bardot Lounge in Wednesday. Note how she has both of her nipples completely covered. And I don't see a guy with his cock out anywhere. Am I not looking hard enough?
Here's a fun little fact for everyone. Tila Tequila attended the "Melanie Segal VMA retreat" on Saturday (basically a bunch of celebs show up and get free shit) and for the 371st consecutive day, she stuck something in her mouth and simulated a blowjob. You stay classy Tila!
Great news everybody -- whichever one of Tila Tequila's multiple personalities are controlling her today voted me her "Hero of the Week." Hell yeah! My grandma would be so proud of me . . . you know, if she actually respected the opinion of diminutive whores. From Tila's site:
So the other day I was very upset in regards to a blogger’s remark that was very racist and on top of that, sexist. You know me, I could care less about blogger’s talking shit about me because like I said, it’s just their job and I don’t care, but when you cross the line and make racist remarks, that’s when I step in. In case you missed out on the drama, You can read about what happened in this blog that I wrote here.
Anyway, thanks to all of my Tila Army, and other’s who also don’t condone racism nor degrading women, this dude finally issued a public apology the very next day!
So THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN EVERYONE WHO EMAILED THIS GUY TO TELL HIM THAT HIS SEXIST AND RACIST REMARKS IN A PUBLIC FORUM IS NOT OK!
OK, now I feel bad. Because I hate picking on dumb people and Tila is clearly that (read my so-called "apology" that Tila is boasting about here). Seriously, I've tripped over rocks smarter than her. Oh, and why did Tila blow my original post so far out of proportion? I've called her way worse things in the past than a "cheap Saigon whore":
P.S. Tila's also boasting about sending me "tons of traffic" ("However, I just wanted to point out that fact that indeed send him tons of traffic. So he should be thankful."). On Friday, she sent a pathetic 526 visitors from her website (screenshot here). A good day for Celebslam -- without Tila's help -- is 100,000 visitors.
Tila Tequila arriving at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas (9/4)
So I guess Tila Tequila took offense to the post earlier this week on Celebslam in which I called her a "cheap Saigon whore." She called me a "fucktard" on her website this morning and went on a mini-rant against me (here). I also got a ridiculous amount of hate mail from her fans (they actually exist). I'd like to personally apologize to each and every one of them for using the term "cheap Saigon whore" -- "cheap Ho Chi Minh whore" would have been more appropriate, considering that Saigon was renamed Ho Chi Minh City after it fell to the communist North Vietnamese Army (NVA) in 1975. Again, apologies. Having a B.A. in History from one of the best schools in the country, this is especially embarrassing for me.
UPDATE (2:30 PST): If ever you've doubted that Tila Tequila has the intelligence of a doorstop, she's taken to her Twitter this afternoon boasting about my public "apology" above. Just once I'd like to stand next to her when a rational thought pops into her head. I bet steam shoots out of her ears.
A sampling of the hate mail:
Email: justdoit@yahoo.com Subject: MISS TILA Message: YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS SO CALLED INTELLIGENT WHITE MAN GIVE A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO MISS TILA AND ON BEHALF OF ALL ASIAN-AMERICANS IN RESPONSE TO THE BLOG HE LEFT ABOUT HER ON 9/3!!!!! THIS IS NOT OK, BEING RACIST...REALLY??? NOT A GOOD LOOK!!!!!!!
Email: saramahon2008@gmail.com Subject: About that idiot that was saying crap about tila tequila Message: You seriously need to get rid of that a-hole that was talking crap about tila tequila. He is being racist and degrading and belittling. That is not right at all. If you don't fire him, i will talk with tila and start up a petition to get rid of him. Mark My Words. Some people will not stand for such a wonderful woman to be harrassed because someone wanted to be a dickhead. Mark My words. I will do something about this if he aint fired.
Email: liza1991@hotmail.co.uk Subject: racial remarks Message: i think that if ur letting your staff say racial marks that u shud get his arse of ur website, its damn right fucking rude and i strongly urge that you make a formal apolagy to tila tequla, racist is no way to be about people its not fucking nice!!! i hope she sue's all of team!!!! sort it out
Email: servantcavalier@aim.com Subject: Miss Tila Message: this one fucktard, idiot, racist, asshole,said something on Celebslam that is totally uncalled for and on behalf of all the Asian-Americans,this dickeahd AND Celebslam owes to Miss Tila and the Asian community a public apology!And shame on you CELEBSLAM for allowing this cunt idiot to write something so derogatory and racist! HE NEEDS TO BE FIRED! 1) FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST CUNT! 2) IT’S FINE IF YOU SAID “WHORE” (CUZ THAT’S YOUR OPINION AND WHO CARE) BUT ADDING IN “SAIGON WHORE” IS NOT OK! 3) CELEBSLAM OWES TO MISS TILA A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR ALLOWING SUCH AN IGNORANT, RACIST ASSHOLE FOR SAYING SUCH RACIST REMARKS! 4) WE WILL NOT LET THIS DIE DOWN UNTIL THEY WRITE TO MISS TILA A PUBLIC APOLOGY ON BEHALF OF ALL ASIAN-AMERICANS!
Email: saramahon2008@gmail.com Subject: oh btw Message: That dick head also needs to apologize to Tila for what he said. Just because she aint white and stuff dont mean crap. Tila is a wonderful amazing and kind woman who did not deserve to have that stuff said about her.
Email: hakuna_matata36@yahoo.com Subject: tila tequila post Message: you need to fire the fucker who wrote that racist poat about tila. the whole "saigon whore" comment was RACIST, and he and the rest of you owe her an apology!
Email: anthonyboyd01@yahoo.com Subject: Fire your douchebag. Message: Fire the douche bag that's writing the racist stuff about Miss Tila. It makes you and all of your staff look very unprofessional.
Email: private@mail.homo.net Subject: ABOUT TILA TEQUILA'S RACIST REMARK Message: the guy who made a derogative comment on tila tequila need to issue a PUBLIC APOLOGY / to be fired as a racist comment won't be tolerate in any way on respect of all races. however this guy could face a lawsuit by side of ms tila tequila with several charges. so DON'T ENCOURAGE RACIST TERM IN A COUNTRY WHERE YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A REAL WHITE ETHNIC BACKGROUND AS THE AMERICAN NATIVE ARE INDIANS AN THE WHITE ONLY BRITISH AND IRISH COLONIZER SO THERE IS NOT REALLY "WHITE MAERICAN " HAHA GO TO THE SCHOOL
Tila Tequila leaving the Sunset Towers Hotel in West Hollywood (9/3)
Tila Tequila drives a god damn Lamborghini. I mean, really? It's pictures like these that make me regret being a tall, intelligent, white man. I swear, cheap Saigon whores catch all the breaks in life!
PICTURED: Tila Tequila on the set of Hurt Locker 2 in downtown Los Angeles . . . um, right? Please don't tell me those bandages are from when she was beat up two damn weeks ago. Tila this is 2010, not 1774. We have something called Neosporin now.
Lost in Tila Tequila's already-infamous appearance at the "Gathering of the Juggalos" on Sunday is the fact that the guys who attacked her were total pussies. Obviously their goal was to severely injure her, yet she only ended up with a few band-aids on her face. Where did these guys learn how to fight, soccer camp? If I took on 40 Tila Tequila clones at once, I guarantee I'd kill at least 15-20 of them before I was overwhelmed.
Here's the topless pics of Tila Tequila from the "Gathering of the Juggalos" concert over the weekend -- or what I call them: "How every bachelor party I've ever been to has ended -- boy if I had a nickle for every time I've seen a topless bloodied VC guerrilla midget wander off in a daze while a bunch of my drunk friends threw stuff at her, I'd be a millionaire."
Why Tila thought it would be a great idea to pull her top off while being pelted with rocks, bottles, and feces, I'm not quite sure. It just gave all the drunk dudes something to aim for. "50 bucks to the first guy who pops one of those implants with a brick!" Sorry I couldn't get these pics to you sooner -- I wanted to post these on Monday, but the CDC recommended I quarantine them for at least 72 hours.
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*25 Tila Tequila topless pictures total in the gallery:
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