David Beckham driving home from his kid's school in L.A. (9/15)
They bring two SUVs full of security to pick up their kids from school, too!
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They also sue airports because they can't land their private jumbo jets there! From the New York Daily News:
The rich have such problems. "Hairspray" star and pilot John Travolta has sued an airport in Ocala, Fla., for trying to keep his personal jets off the runway. It seems when he bought an estate at Jumbolair, an aviation-themed development in central Florida, the actor understood he could land his planes -including a Boeing 707 and a four-engine Qantas commercial passenger jet - next door at Greystone Airport. "The runway is not suitable for heavy aircraft. It is cracking and breaking," said Greystone airport owner James Garemore. (Source)
What, an article about John Travolta and no mention of his wacky sci-fi religion?!? The media is really slipping. As a devoted Scientologist, I wonder if John's had his jet specifically modified to travel into the vast wastelands of space ... or as I like to call it: Kelly Preston's vagina.
They use their middle finger to express their emotions, too!
A LOT more celebrity middle finger pics after the jump...
Avril Lavigne
Cameron Diaz
Charlize Theron
Courtney Cox
They agree to pay $2.5 million in back taxes to avoid getting their ass thrown in jail!
Marc Anthony, husband of La Lopez, dodged a bullet [Wednesday] when as part of a plea agreement he and two others agreed to pay a total of $2.5 million in back taxes. In exchange, Anthony, whose real name is Marco Antonio Muniz, will avoid criminal prosecution. (Source)
They plead no contest to felony gun and drug charges and receive five years' probation and 800 hours of community service!
A stone-faced Snoop Dogg pleaded no contest to felony gun and drug charges Wednesday and avoided what could have been a yearslong prison sentence ... Defense attorney Donald Etra said outside court that Snoop Dogg smokes marijuana because he has migraines and has a medical permit under state law. (Source)
They conceal income through the use of offshore companies and bank accounts in the Cayman Islands!
Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" founder, was indicted [Wednesday] on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting more than $20 million in phony business expenses from his 2002 and 2003 corporate tax returns. (Source)
They have bench warrants issued for their arrest for failing to appear in court on traffic ticket charges!
"In truth, I do not know where he is," said Murray Richman, lawyer for the 36-year-old rapper DMX (whose real name is Earl Simmons). "Why would he be hiding out from a damn traffic infraction? He said he missed a flight," Richman said. "He's always missing flights." (Source)
Damn, Wednesday was a bad day to be a celebrity!
