The Hills


"Hey look, a bird!"

Last week, the "final season" of The Hills premiered on MTV. Except it didn't -- MTV may be extending its run. Well fuck you MTV! From E!:
We thought next Tuesday's premiere of The Hills: Final Season  was it for the reality show. No more episodes after the upcoming 12. Nothing. Nada. Kaput. Well, guess what? It may not be the end after all. We'll let Kristin Cavallari explain…

"There's a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes," Cavallari told us earlier today.

In other words, we may have another 24 episodes coming our way!

"I would like to do it," Cavallari said. "I'm in such a rhythm with things and I'm having a great time. We're just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 episodes and make it pretty good."
Of course The Hills isn't ending -- it makes MTV a shitload of money. Ending it would be like a pimp retiring his best ho in the prime of her career. Besides, what else are the cast members of that show going to do for money? The only people these days hiring vapid airheads that sound like complete morons on camera are Fox News and MSNBC.

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Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt out and about in Beverly Hills (9/25)

Time for the annual rundown of who makes what on The Hills. You might want to be sitting down for this. Numbers courtesy of The Daily Beast:
  • Audrina Patridge: $100k/episode
  • Lo Bosworth: $100k/episode
  • Heidi Montag: $100k/episode
  • Kristin Cavallari: $90k/episode
  • Spencer Pratt: $65k/episode
  • Brody Jenner: $45k/episode
Season 5 of The Hills (broken down into two parts) is 20 episodes. Audrina Patridge, master of the blank stare and phrase "um," is making $2 million this year. I will now roll my college degree up and beat myself to death with it. I think that's really the only proper response here.

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