
Rumer Willis is not a virgin
Ashton Kutcher had "the talk" with his stepdaughters (wow that sounds weird), both about drugs ("I told them that I have a lot of friends who I used to smoke pot with") and sex. Kutcher told Elle magazine about the experience:
“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex — all of us except Tallulah, the youngest … and one boyfriend was there.” (Source)
Oh God I think he means Rumer. Someone had sex with Rumer Willis. What an unspeakable act. My penis would never forgive me. Not even if I bought it flowers like after that one time in college when I hooked up with a chick from the track team. Her event was shot put. *shudders*












